Culnac's Logs
Tom-
Well, Janeway being the person that she is hailed me again.
"Mr. Paris," She was practically yelling. "Hathor told us that you are a Goa'uld spy. Is that true?"
"Me, a spy?" I tried to look innocent. "I'm not a spy Captain and I'm totally not a Goa'uld." Then, just for support, my eyes glowed!
"If you're not a Goa'uld, then why did your eyes glow?" Janeway looked like she was going to kill me. I was trying to form words to answer. "Don't bother. Since you're not going to return, I'm going to be forced to destroy your ship. You can't tell Hathor anything you've learned."
Can you believe it? Janeway was going to kill me, and then to the rescue comes Hathor. Hathor tractor beams me away from the oncoming photon torpedo. I bet that didn't look too good. Of course, she beams me on board her ship, unfortunately, the rings that they used to have were too ancient, and so they got a regular transporter.
Jack-
Damn! I always liked those rings. They helped kill Ra. You know, take the head off, at least he's not around, right?
Tom-
I don't think he's in this Quadrant, hopefully not even our Galaxy. Anyway, back to the story. Hathor beamed me aboard and then hailed the Captain.
"Thank you, Captain." Hathor said. "Tom was all we came for. Be grateful you had him on your ship when you got to this Quadrant, if he wasn't you would be a host at this moment. Thank you again." Before Hathor cut the line, Janeway stared at me, a stone cold face that really freaked me out.
Tameth-
Was the stone as beautiful as Janeway herself?
Culnac-
Stone cold is a human expression you twit. No stone whatsoever.
Tameth-
I know that. Since when did you start saying the word twit?
Culnac-
I've had it with you! Either shut-up or grow-up. Either way, SHUT- UP!!!!
Tameth-
I'll take grow-up for one hundred, Alex.
Jack-
Oops. I forgot that I left Jeopardy on last night after I went to sleep.
Tom (mumbling to himself)-
This place is starting to turn into a circus gone wrong.
Tom-
Well, Janeway being the person that she is hailed me again.
"Mr. Paris," She was practically yelling. "Hathor told us that you are a Goa'uld spy. Is that true?"
"Me, a spy?" I tried to look innocent. "I'm not a spy Captain and I'm totally not a Goa'uld." Then, just for support, my eyes glowed!
"If you're not a Goa'uld, then why did your eyes glow?" Janeway looked like she was going to kill me. I was trying to form words to answer. "Don't bother. Since you're not going to return, I'm going to be forced to destroy your ship. You can't tell Hathor anything you've learned."
Can you believe it? Janeway was going to kill me, and then to the rescue comes Hathor. Hathor tractor beams me away from the oncoming photon torpedo. I bet that didn't look too good. Of course, she beams me on board her ship, unfortunately, the rings that they used to have were too ancient, and so they got a regular transporter.
Jack-
Damn! I always liked those rings. They helped kill Ra. You know, take the head off, at least he's not around, right?
Tom-
I don't think he's in this Quadrant, hopefully not even our Galaxy. Anyway, back to the story. Hathor beamed me aboard and then hailed the Captain.
"Thank you, Captain." Hathor said. "Tom was all we came for. Be grateful you had him on your ship when you got to this Quadrant, if he wasn't you would be a host at this moment. Thank you again." Before Hathor cut the line, Janeway stared at me, a stone cold face that really freaked me out.
Tameth-
Was the stone as beautiful as Janeway herself?
Culnac-
Stone cold is a human expression you twit. No stone whatsoever.
Tameth-
I know that. Since when did you start saying the word twit?
Culnac-
I've had it with you! Either shut-up or grow-up. Either way, SHUT- UP!!!!
Tameth-
I'll take grow-up for one hundred, Alex.
Jack-
Oops. I forgot that I left Jeopardy on last night after I went to sleep.
Tom (mumbling to himself)-
This place is starting to turn into a circus gone wrong.