Culnac's Logs
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Don't Know
What I was looking for when I went home
I found me alone
Sometimes
I need someone to say, "You'll be alright"
"What's on your mind?"
But the water's shallow here
And I am full of fear
And empty-handed after two long years
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By: Yellowcard- "Back Home"- Ocean Avenue CD
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Tom-
It had been nearly three weeks since I last saw Voyager. Three days since I saw Hathor. I was so close to Voyager, I could smell them. Well, not really, but you get my drift. Only one light year to go, I could probably make it there in two hours. I still had no clue what I was going to say to them, but I did have this little feeling in the back of my head, right before the symbiote that I would have to tell them everything.
About me being a Tok'ra, telling them that the Tok'ra exists, and the Asguard. But, I shouldn't tell them about the Stargate. Never. Well, maybe one time, but not any time soon. They didn't need to know about that now.
I made some stops on the way back to Voyager, for supplies and a sort of map of whose territory I was going into. Those people were as kind as Neelix, but they had better food. I think their species is the Yanins, a very sociable people. They let me stay there for a day, I like them.
Two hours later...
I got within two thousand kilometers of Voyager. I guessed they didn't pick me up yet because Janeway didn't hail me. I had an idea of what I was going to say. I would tell them everything, except the Stargate program. The console started beeping, an incoming hail, and audio only.
"Incoming alien vessel," said Janeway. "I am Captain Kathryn Janeway of the U.S.S. Voyager. I come from the Federation. Identify yourself, please."
*She's being nice to me!!!!* I thought. *I don't care if she thinks I'm an alien, but it's better than the last time we talked! Wow, do I miss Voyager; I miss Chakotay yelling at me, Janeway's leadership, Harry laughing at my jokes, Tuvok... not laughing at anything, Neelix's cooking, ok maybe not that, instead I miss Neelix's wacky parties, Kes's naïve ways, and I miss B'Elanna in general. Even though they're all going to kill me, I still miss them. I think Hathor drugged me because I'm so happy. Seriously, I think she drugged me, I'm too damn happy. Oh well, if I die, then I'll be happy.*
I tried to see if I could get visual, but I didn't work that well. It kept beeping; Janeway kept repeating her message then started asking if I needed assistance. Beeping and beeping and beeping, I hit it to make it stop and well, it worked. I got visual. Let's just say that I should've had a holocamera because Janeway's face and so was everyone else's faces hilarious! Open mouth almost hitting the ground, I almost started to laugh, but managed not to crack a smile.
"Why Captain, I'm glad to see you again. All of you for that matter." I started very fast and hyper with a smile on my face. "You know being with Hathor was hell. Do this to me then take away this from me, then drug me so that I'm incredibly happy, or maybe that was the Yanins. Yes, the Yanins drugged me with their great food to make me extra happy. You know what they say, don't take candy from strangers. Well, actually, I didn't take candy I took food, but I guess that they're food might me considered candy, because candy is food and all. Wait, sorry, I was going off on a tangent. My bad, so, want to talk this whole thing over?"
Janeway just looked at me like I was crazy; actually, everyone looked at me that way, well, except for our Vulcan friend there.
"Mr. Paris, why did you come back here after you stole a shuttle, and joined Hathor at her side once again because you're her Goa'uld spy?" Janeway asked getting up from her seat.
"Captain, I prefer to talk to you face to face. And just for the record, I HATE Hathor! I never liked her from the second I met her. She's a Goa'uld pretending to be a god. She, a god, like that's possible! Jack didn't like her either when he first met her. Oops, shouldn't have said that." I looked at her and Janeway turned around and told Harry to beam me over, into the Brig.
Tameth-
Hah! You *do* care about Kathryn. Maybe there's still hope of you and her getting together!
Tom-
No! Stop it with you god damn fantasies and grow-up. I'm not going to get together with the Captain because she's my superior officer and that would be kinda creepy dating the Captain.
Tameth-
Fine, then I will.
Jack-
What do you mean by that?
Tameth-
I won't tell you, you'll have to find out, sooner or later.
Culnac-
I don't like the sound of that.
Jack-
Neither do I, I think he might do something drastic, something unthinkable.
Tom-
But if it's unthinkable, then why did he think of it?
Culnac-
Good question, I guess we'll never know.
************
Don't Know
What I was looking for when I went home
I found me alone
Sometimes
I need someone to say, "You'll be alright"
"What's on your mind?"
But the water's shallow here
And I am full of fear
And empty-handed after two long years
************
By: Yellowcard- "Back Home"- Ocean Avenue CD
************
Tom-
It had been nearly three weeks since I last saw Voyager. Three days since I saw Hathor. I was so close to Voyager, I could smell them. Well, not really, but you get my drift. Only one light year to go, I could probably make it there in two hours. I still had no clue what I was going to say to them, but I did have this little feeling in the back of my head, right before the symbiote that I would have to tell them everything.
About me being a Tok'ra, telling them that the Tok'ra exists, and the Asguard. But, I shouldn't tell them about the Stargate. Never. Well, maybe one time, but not any time soon. They didn't need to know about that now.
I made some stops on the way back to Voyager, for supplies and a sort of map of whose territory I was going into. Those people were as kind as Neelix, but they had better food. I think their species is the Yanins, a very sociable people. They let me stay there for a day, I like them.
Two hours later...
I got within two thousand kilometers of Voyager. I guessed they didn't pick me up yet because Janeway didn't hail me. I had an idea of what I was going to say. I would tell them everything, except the Stargate program. The console started beeping, an incoming hail, and audio only.
"Incoming alien vessel," said Janeway. "I am Captain Kathryn Janeway of the U.S.S. Voyager. I come from the Federation. Identify yourself, please."
*She's being nice to me!!!!* I thought. *I don't care if she thinks I'm an alien, but it's better than the last time we talked! Wow, do I miss Voyager; I miss Chakotay yelling at me, Janeway's leadership, Harry laughing at my jokes, Tuvok... not laughing at anything, Neelix's cooking, ok maybe not that, instead I miss Neelix's wacky parties, Kes's naïve ways, and I miss B'Elanna in general. Even though they're all going to kill me, I still miss them. I think Hathor drugged me because I'm so happy. Seriously, I think she drugged me, I'm too damn happy. Oh well, if I die, then I'll be happy.*
I tried to see if I could get visual, but I didn't work that well. It kept beeping; Janeway kept repeating her message then started asking if I needed assistance. Beeping and beeping and beeping, I hit it to make it stop and well, it worked. I got visual. Let's just say that I should've had a holocamera because Janeway's face and so was everyone else's faces hilarious! Open mouth almost hitting the ground, I almost started to laugh, but managed not to crack a smile.
"Why Captain, I'm glad to see you again. All of you for that matter." I started very fast and hyper with a smile on my face. "You know being with Hathor was hell. Do this to me then take away this from me, then drug me so that I'm incredibly happy, or maybe that was the Yanins. Yes, the Yanins drugged me with their great food to make me extra happy. You know what they say, don't take candy from strangers. Well, actually, I didn't take candy I took food, but I guess that they're food might me considered candy, because candy is food and all. Wait, sorry, I was going off on a tangent. My bad, so, want to talk this whole thing over?"
Janeway just looked at me like I was crazy; actually, everyone looked at me that way, well, except for our Vulcan friend there.
"Mr. Paris, why did you come back here after you stole a shuttle, and joined Hathor at her side once again because you're her Goa'uld spy?" Janeway asked getting up from her seat.
"Captain, I prefer to talk to you face to face. And just for the record, I HATE Hathor! I never liked her from the second I met her. She's a Goa'uld pretending to be a god. She, a god, like that's possible! Jack didn't like her either when he first met her. Oops, shouldn't have said that." I looked at her and Janeway turned around and told Harry to beam me over, into the Brig.
Tameth-
Hah! You *do* care about Kathryn. Maybe there's still hope of you and her getting together!
Tom-
No! Stop it with you god damn fantasies and grow-up. I'm not going to get together with the Captain because she's my superior officer and that would be kinda creepy dating the Captain.
Tameth-
Fine, then I will.
Jack-
What do you mean by that?
Tameth-
I won't tell you, you'll have to find out, sooner or later.
Culnac-
I don't like the sound of that.
Jack-
Neither do I, I think he might do something drastic, something unthinkable.
Tom-
But if it's unthinkable, then why did he think of it?
Culnac-
Good question, I guess we'll never know.