Hi again.....*looks at the loyers hiding in the bushes*.....damn
it...well...I can´t bare the fact of me saying a dis..clay..mer...uh..or
however you say it so...my lil´ buddy Shippo is going to say it. Right
Shippo?
Shippo: Yeah...hmmm....IBG?
IBG: Yes?
Shippo: What do I say?
IBG: *falls over anime style*...SHIPPO!!!
Shippo: WHAT!?!
IBG: *sits up*...here..*hands shippo a paper* read that....
Shippo: But..
IBG: NO BUTS!
Shipp: bu--
IBG: NO BUTS JUST READ THE DAMN PAPER!!! *looks at the now mad loyers in the bushes*.....*gulp*
Shippo: OK I´M GOING TO READ IT...*mumblefuckingbitchmumble*
IBG: *looks at Shippo with a shocked face*....I....am...going to pretend....you did not just say that...
Shippo: Say what? I didn´t say anything....nope....nothing at all!
IBG: *eye twitches*...suuuuuuuurree......Shippo? *takes out her knives*
Shippo: I-I-IBG? What are you doing with that? *steps back a lil*
IBG: Read...the paper..*eyes flash crimson*
Loyers: *start coming out of the bushes*
IBG: READ IT NOW SHIPPO!!
Shippo: *closes his eyes really tight and yells* I CAN´T READ!!!
IBG:*a blank look on her face*............y-y-you can´t read....YOU CAN´T READ!?!?
Shippo: No...I can´t.....
IBG: *lifts the hand that has all the knives and throws them at the loyers while never taking her eyes off Shippo*
Loyers: *knives hi there heads and they all die*
Shippo: eeeep.....*looks at IBG with a scared face*......
IBG: How old are you shippo? *serious look on her face*
Shippo: Uh....hmm...75.....why?
IBG: A 75 year old kitsune that can´t read......I learned to read when I was 50...i´m 125 now....
Shippo: .....your half human half...uh....a mix of dog and wolf right?
IBG:....yes.....
Shippo: humans learn when they about 6 or 7......your half human....SO THERE!! HA!!! YOU CAN ONLY READ CUZ YOUR HALF HUMAN!!
IBG:....Shippo....*picks up Shippo* let me take you somewere...*walks behind a tree and you hear punches and screamin...and all that stuff*
Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! *runs away missing his fluffy tail*
IBG: *walks back with a black eye and a cute lil fluffy hat* Well peoples.....I have to go....I hope you learn from this.......bye...*walk away limping*
*you can see Shippo with chainsaw hiding in the shadows*
Shippo: *smirks*...I will get you... *quiet evil laugh*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kirby: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!? I DUNNO!!! *looks at a paper on the floor* It says....¨Love to all my readers, ~IBG~¨.....oh well...*eats the paper*
Shippo: Yeah...hmmm....IBG?
IBG: Yes?
Shippo: What do I say?
IBG: *falls over anime style*...SHIPPO!!!
Shippo: WHAT!?!
IBG: *sits up*...here..*hands shippo a paper* read that....
Shippo: But..
IBG: NO BUTS!
Shipp: bu--
IBG: NO BUTS JUST READ THE DAMN PAPER!!! *looks at the now mad loyers in the bushes*.....*gulp*
Shippo: OK I´M GOING TO READ IT...*mumblefuckingbitchmumble*
IBG: *looks at Shippo with a shocked face*....I....am...going to pretend....you did not just say that...
Shippo: Say what? I didn´t say anything....nope....nothing at all!
IBG: *eye twitches*...suuuuuuuurree......Shippo? *takes out her knives*
Shippo: I-I-IBG? What are you doing with that? *steps back a lil*
IBG: Read...the paper..*eyes flash crimson*
Loyers: *start coming out of the bushes*
IBG: READ IT NOW SHIPPO!!
Shippo: *closes his eyes really tight and yells* I CAN´T READ!!!
IBG:*a blank look on her face*............y-y-you can´t read....YOU CAN´T READ!?!?
Shippo: No...I can´t.....
IBG: *lifts the hand that has all the knives and throws them at the loyers while never taking her eyes off Shippo*
Loyers: *knives hi there heads and they all die*
Shippo: eeeep.....*looks at IBG with a scared face*......
IBG: How old are you shippo? *serious look on her face*
Shippo: Uh....hmm...75.....why?
IBG: A 75 year old kitsune that can´t read......I learned to read when I was 50...i´m 125 now....
Shippo: .....your half human half...uh....a mix of dog and wolf right?
IBG:....yes.....
Shippo: humans learn when they about 6 or 7......your half human....SO THERE!! HA!!! YOU CAN ONLY READ CUZ YOUR HALF HUMAN!!
IBG:....Shippo....*picks up Shippo* let me take you somewere...*walks behind a tree and you hear punches and screamin...and all that stuff*
Shippo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! *runs away missing his fluffy tail*
IBG: *walks back with a black eye and a cute lil fluffy hat* Well peoples.....I have to go....I hope you learn from this.......bye...*walk away limping*
*you can see Shippo with chainsaw hiding in the shadows*
Shippo: *smirks*...I will get you... *quiet evil laugh*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kirby: WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!? I DUNNO!!! *looks at a paper on the floor* It says....¨Love to all my readers, ~IBG~¨.....oh well...*eats the paper*