HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE!

(All the characters Erika-Chan has ever put into a fic as well as other random REAL people, are standing in a room.)

Sonic: WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? HUG ME! *huggles Shadow*

Shadow: '_';;

Michelle (random REAL person): Dear god this place is full of hedgehog on hedgehog action! That is *so* expected of Erika, that bum! *random object falls on Michelle*

Chandra (other random real person): Mic? Mic? Are you okay?

Michelle (up again): LOOK MIDGET! DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Chandra: Fine. *walks away after hearing the sound that another object fell on Michelle*

(Agent Smith and Neo walk in)

Neo: John, where the hell are we?

Smith: Well at least its not in the story that was more confusing than Revoultions.

Neo: Yeah...that's a good thing.

(RANDOM MOMENT #1)

Ella: Has anyone noticed how Char is just like Prince Royce in that slashfic "Spontaniety" on fp.com?

Char: AHHHHHH! I'm not gay!

Ella: I never said you were.

Char: OH! Well, then carry on then. ^_^;;

(THEY RUN)

All: O.O;;

(well, except Shadow and Sonic, their smooching. Then Neo and Smith decide to smooch too!)

Chandra: I so want out of here.

(all the WONDERFUL people who ever reviewed for me suddenly come out dancing to some random punk song)

Michelle: NEW FOUND GLORY! I LOVE THEM SO! *passes out*

Sonic: *stops smooching for one second*: hey, what's the point of this thing anyway? It doesn't look like a belated b-day present of some sort.

(RANDOM MOMENT #2)

Zim: I SO OWN YOUR ASS, DIB-HUMAN!

Dib: NO I OWN YOUR ASS!

(they leave)

All: O.O;;

Michelle: My head hurts from confusion.

(Finally Erika-Chan (Blu Evermind) comes in holding a piece of paper. She looks at it and grimaces. Then she suddenly rips it up. Everyone gasps)

All: MY GOD, ERIKA! YOUR EXPOSED!

Erika: No, that was my report card.

All: Oh. OUR BAD.

(inside 'Intolerable Cruelty' joke.)

Erika: Anyway, this is my B-day special! It was April 16 but I wasn't on for a long time, sister's were being bitches only wanting to read Harry/Draco's for the rest of their lives. I mean, how can you read just one couple for the rest of your life and never get tired?

Michelle:...I read--

Erika: I DIDN'T ASK YOU! You only care about surfer girls anyway. And www.wheresmybabydaddy.com

Michelle: SHUT UP ERIKA! *attacks her*

All: O.O;; Why wasn't that qualified as random moment #3?

Erika: I don't know--Ow! DAMMIT MICHELLE!

(Shadow and Sonic go back to kissing while Neo and Smith never really did stop.)

(Random moment # 3)

Char: Was it just me or did Ella Enchanted (the book not the movie) have yuri-like tendencies? Or is that my dirty little mind guessing what's up Ella's dress?

Ella: O.O;; YOU HENTAI! *attacks him*

(they leave)

Chandra: STOP THAT! Look, this thing isn't over yet! We can still make it have some sense...*is glomped.* EEK!

(Why, its Erika's other good friend, Kimberly, but for the sake of Erika's carpel tunnel, she'll be called Kim.)

Kim: 'Allo!

Erika: Hey! Its the B-day special in dedication of me! Believe me people, if you'd read my comics their WAY more confusing, except the comics are filled with brilliant drawings of me! Even though I can't draw well...

Kim: You draw better than me.

Michelle: *in Erika's ear* This is like that one time in that one thing where those two people--*is elbowed in stomach by Erika*

Erika: *grins innocently*: My hands ache like the hell fire.

All: O.O;;;

Erika: Look, I'm just gonna cut this short...my hands hurt, it hasn't been funny at all to only me...but that was kinda what I was going for...ya don't even have to review, this is all me! To look back on...*is knocked out by Michelle with Chao-Shaped Lamp*

Michelle: IT HAS ENDED! THE REVOULTION SHALL BEGIN!

(all the insane people escape going to make all life a living hell. Well except Shadow and Sonic and Neo and Smith who are still SNOGGING.)