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Chapter Two:  Be Careful What You Wish For…

Jack pulled the top off the bottle…

Pink and purple smoke curled out o f the bottle, filling Jack's quarters.  When the smoke dissipated, a young looking woman with brown hair with blond streaks in a braid, and pastel green eyes wearing a harem girl's outfit appeared.

"Thank you for freeing me, sahib.  You have no idea how cramped living in an empty wine bottle for over a thousand years is," she exclaimed.

"Are you a genie?" asked Jack.

"You bet your sweet bippy.  My name's Sundara," she said.

"What's a bippy?" asked Jack.

"Never you mind," said Sundara, "sign this."

She held out a piece of parchment and a quill pen.

"Why?" asked Jack.

"So you can have three wishes," said Sundara.

"And then you can be free?" asked Jack.

"Exactly," said Sundara.

This being an offer too good to refuse, Jack signed his name to the bottom of the parchment with a flourish.  The parchment and quill disappeared with a small poof after Jack signed.

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"What's your first wish?" asked Sundara.

"Rum.  Lots of rum," said Jack.

"You have to say 'I wish…' and whatever you want to wish for," corrected Sundara.

"I wish for lots of rum," said Jack.

Sundara snapped her fingers and said, "Done."

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After Jack had drank the five kegs of rum Sundara had conjured up, Jack decided to sleep.

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A/N: That's chapter two!  More will come soon.  It's not that bad, Mädel.  

Mädel: Not, yet, but I know you, Chica.  It will become demented later.

Chica: Maybe, maybe not.  You'll just have to keep reading.

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