Reviews:  Sherlock's Sparrow:  Thanks.

Lykosdracos:  Isn't it, though?  I second both those comments.  What?  Pretty much.  Yep, Jack Sparrow the Drunkard.  Has a nice ring to it, eh? 

Chapter Three: More Wishes

Jack decided to sleep after he had drunk all five kegs of rum his genie had granted him…

The next day, Jack said to Sundara, "I wish I wasn't hung-over."

Sundara snapped her fingers and said, "Done.  You're on your last wish.  Be careful with it."

"All right, I'll think about it," said Jack, leaving his cabin.

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Jack walked around Tortuga, thinking about what his last wish should be.

Kill Norrington?  Nah, that's not big enough.  Make Mr. Cotton able to talk?  Nope.  Not even Jesus could do that.  See myself in twenty years?  No way.  I'd probably be dead by then, Jack thought.

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Jack decided to go to the Tavern of the Faithful Bride and have a few drinks.  Jack left the tavern two hours later with a lovely strumpet on each arm.

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When Jack woke up the next morning, lying in a bed at an inn with the two strumpets, he still couldn't think of his third wish.

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Ten minutes later, the strumpets walked out of the inn, Jack rubbing his cheek.  I know what to wish for now, he thought.

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After Jack got dressed, he ran to his ship and said, "I know what to wish for!"

"What is it, Sahib?"

"I wish that I will never get slapped by a strumpet," Jack said.

Sundara snapped her fingers and said, "Done."

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Jack went out and saw Scarlett.

"Scarlett," he cried, rushing up to her.

"Jack," she said, "I've been waiting for you."

Then, Giselle came over and said, "I love you, Jack!  I want to have your baby!"

"Back off Blondie, he's mine," snarled Scarlett.

"No, he's mine, Fashion Disaster," yelled Giselle.

Jack decided to let the two of them fight it out, and went back to the Pearl. 

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"I'm free," said Sundara, "and lucky you will be in my world."

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A/N: Well, there's chapter three!  Chapter four will be up soon. Hopefully.

Mdel:  I don't like the sound of what Sundara said.

Chica: Umm… review, is all I have to say. Ciao!