artime: will hiei finally find michel jackson? we'll find out now and i don't own yu yu hakusho

or south park!!

*********the way you move************************

hiei: AHHHHHHHHHHHH*pulling his hair* WHERE'S MICHEL JACKSON!!!!!??

mr.hat: I don't know dumbass!!

hiei: HEY DON'T START WITH ME!!

mr.hat: *sweatdrop*

then all of a sudden hiei/mr.hat hear music in a ball room

hiei: I all of a sudden hear music in a ball room

see?

mr.hat:let's go it might be michel jackson

hiei: WHEEIEIEIEOEOEOEOOEOEOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*opens door*

there were people dancing weirdly and than somthing caught hiei's eye.........

hiei: PRETTY THINGY!!!*looking at the chandelear*

hiei climbed the chandelear and he saw somthin else

hiei:oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*looking at an unbrella*

mr.hat: we should get-

hiei: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*twirling it*

mr.hat:ohhhhhhhhh god dammit!!

then hiei was riseing off the chandelear holding on to the unbrella

hiei: MR.HAT WERE FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sleepy brown:HEY YOU KID THAT'S MINE!!!!!!!(i don't know if that was the guy holding the unbrella

in the outkast music video "the way you move")

hiei: MINE NOW SUCCARTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr.hat: LOOK IT'S MICHEL JACKSON!!!!

hiei: USE YOUR POWERS BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Mr.hat used his powers to turn people to puppets on the guy, but it wasn't michel jackson so

he kept on using his powers on everybody!!

hiei:*finally floting down to the ground* whhhhhhhhooooooppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! PUPPETS!

mr.hat: DAMMINT NO MICHEL JACKSON!!!

hiei:loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr.hat:WHAT!!?

hiei: PEOPLE!!!!!

the band outkast was singing their song "heeya" and the britsh guy was going to speak...

britsh:ladies and getlemen i present to you....the people singing heya the love below!

(screaming girls:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

andre 300:WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL!!!!!!!!

girls: ICE COLD!!!!

andre 300: i said what cooler thatn being-

(hiei takes microphone)

hiei: HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

andre 3000: DUDE GIVE THAT BACK!!!

hiei: MAKE ME *sticks out touge*:P

andre 3000: O.O

dookie: HEY YOU HERD HIM GIVE THAT BACK NOW YOU LITTLE KID!!!!

hiei: HI YUSUKE,HI KURAMA,HI KUWABAKA I'M ON TV AND SO IS MR.HAT!!!!!!!!

the love haters: THAT'S IT!!!*charge at hiei*

hiei:*trips the love haters* HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EAT THEM RABID FAN GIRLS!!!

girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*rip off their clothes*

andre 3000: DOOKIE WHERE'S SLEEPY BROWN??

dookie: right here O.O *holds up puppet*

andre 3000: alright that's just bulls**t!!!

dookie: O.O LOOK!!*point to andre's head*

andre 3000:*looks up and sees hiei standing on his head on his tippy toes* O.O

hiei: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY NOW YOU SUFFER!!!*turns him into a puppet*

andre 3000:.........*turned into a puppet*

dookie:*screams like a girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiei:NOW YOU NEXT COOKIE!!!!!

dookie: IT'S DOOKIE!!

hiei: WHATEVER COOKIE!!!

dookie: IT'S DOOKIE!!!

hiei:COOKIE

dookie:DOOKIE

hiei:COOKIE

dookie:DOOKIE

hiei:DOOKIE

dookie:COOKIE AHHHH GOD DAMMIT HE GOT ME!!!!

hiei: NOW I EAT YOU!!!!*bites dookie*

dookie:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

hiei: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DON'T TASTE LIKE A COOKIE!!:P

dookie: BECAUSE I'M NOT A COOKIE!!!!

hiei:NOW YOU ARE*turns dookie into a cookie(that rhymes!)*

dookie:*cookie*............

hiei: OHHHHHHHHHHHH FAN GIRLS OF OUTKAST WANNA A COOKIE MADE BY DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!???

girls:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiei: HERE HAVE IT!!*throws it at them*

*he girls eat the cookie*

hiei: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!*flies away*

mr.hat: dammit we'll never find that jackass!!!

now back to our 3 gasped heroes

3 heros: *GASP*

see?

than the tv turns on

news guy:we're live from a outkast concert to bring you this shocking update!! Andre 3000 was

just turned into a puppet just like justin thimberlake! Plus the ball room in the hotel was

found to be filled with puppets! We know now that this is a mad man with a puppet.Now back to

your normal programing.

tv turns off

kuwabaka: how does it do that? O.o

yusuke: i don't know. O.o

kurama:(talking to the bus driver) to las vegas please

(the bus driver had a mask on and he/she takes it off)

selina: HI!!

all 3 boys: IT'S SELINA!!!!!!!!O.O

selina: you need a ride to vegas?

yusuke: yuppers O.O oh god I used your word.

selina:(snaps fingers and appear in vegas) here you go!!

kuwabaka:how did you do that?

selina: I'M THE AUTHORESS DUH BYE NOW!!(dissappears)

yusuke kurama baka: O.O

kurama: well were here let's find hiei

yusuke: BUT I WANT TO GAMBLE!!!!

kurama: YOU CAN DO THAT LATER!!!!!

yusuke: OKKKIE DOKIE OH NO I'M USING SELINA'S WORDS AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

kurama: let's just go shall we? -_-****

yusuke/baka: OK ^____________________________________________________________________^

*****ENDIE WENDIE OH HELL NO!!****************************************

artime: will hiei be found before he kills michel jackson? and what up mr.hat ass he's being a

meany to hiei!! I'll write the next chaper now!!

selina: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!