Don't own it, don't sue me.

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Jakoba and Girls

Narrator: Way, way back many centuries ago,

A long time after the Bible began,

Jakoba lived in the land of Canaan,

A fine example, A fam'ly wo-man.

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Depended on working to earn their keep,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Have many pets, from birds to sheep.

Jakoba was the founder of a whole new nation,

Thanks to the number of girls that she

Had, Was know as Israel but most of the time

Her husbands and girls used to call her "Jackie!"

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Girls of style, of chic, good looks,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

An elegant fam'ly in anyone's book.

(Enter sisters; the NAMES are cues for each sister)

Ruby was the oldest of the children of Israel

Simone and Leila were next in line,

Natalie, Izzy, Ashley and Dani,

Zelda and Gabby took the total to niney,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Becky and Judy, which leaves only one,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Josie, Jackie's favourite girl.

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Jakoba, Jakoba and Girls,

Jakoba, Jakoba, Jakoba...

Jakoba and Girls!

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Josie's Goat

Jackie: Josie's father, he was quite my favourite guy,

Never really loved another all my life,

Josie was my joy because

She reminded me of her

Narrator: Through young Josie, Jackie lived her youth again,

Loved and praised her, gave her all she could but then,

It made the rest feel second best,

But even though they were...

Sisters: Being told that she's so grand!

Does not make us Josie fans!

Narrator: But where they had really missed the boat is

Sisters: We're sluts too but no-one seems to notice!

N: Josie's charm and winning smiles,

Failed to slay them in the aisles,

And now Jackie couldn't see the danger,

She could not imagine any danger,

She just saw in Josie all her dreams come true. ~ Jackie wanted to show the world she loved her girl

To make it clear, Josie was the brightest pearl

So Jackie bought her girl a goat!

A multicoloured goat to keep!

Sis: Josie's goat was so cute and so divine,

It's coat was elegant,

It's horns shiny and so fine,

And this is why, It caught the eye,

Dani: It even likes our sheep!

N: And when Josie fed the goat,

She noticed it matched Joseph's coat,

Such a puzzling goat of many colours,

How she loved her goat of many colours,

In a class above them all,

It even liked to chase a ball (?)

Such a clever goat of many colours,

How she loved her goat of many colours!

It was red and yellow and green and brown and blue!

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Josie's sisters weren't too pleased with what she had.

Sis: Normally we'd say Josie wasn't quite so bad,

But now this goat,

Has got our coat,

We feel life is unfair!

N & Choir: And when Josie graced the scene,

Her sisters turned a shade of green,

Her astounding goat, it took the biscuit,

Sis: Quite the sweetest pet within the district!

Josie: It's so cute,

It's so smart,

My goat's a walking work of art,

Such a dazzling goat of many colours,

How I love it's coat of many colours!

Whole Company: It was

red, yellow, green, brown,

scarlet, black, ochre, peach,

ruby, olive, violet, fawn,

lilac, gold, chocolate, mauve,

cream, crimson, silver, rose,

azure, lemon, russet, grey,

purple, white, pink, orange and

(shouted) BLUE!