I said it once, I'll say it again.
I don't own it so don't sue.
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One More Angel
Sis: Mother we've something to tell you,
A story of the time,
A gross and yet inspiring thing,
A girl put in her prime,
You know you had a dozen girls,
Now that's ... not so true,
Feel no sorrow, do not grieve,
We do not want you too.
Ruby: 'Cause there's one more angel in heaven
Sis: Ah-ah
R: There's one more star in the sky,
Josie, we'll never forget you,
But I guess we're gonna get by,
Sis: There's one less place at our table...
Jackie: There's one more tear near my eye!
Sis: But Josie the things that you stood for
Simone: Like beauty and health never die!
Sis: Josie died as she wished to,
She answered duties call,
She single-handed unstitched the coat
That would have killed us all
Her bloodstained goat is tribute to her final sacrifice,
Her body may be past sell-by*
I bet her soul's in make-up Paradise!
(back to chorus: there's one more...)
R: When I think of her last great battle,
A lump comes to my throat,
It takes a sister, who knows no fear,
To un-pick the stitching of a coat!
Sis: Carve her name with style and fashion!
Izzy: Her name ended in E! (all sisters look at her in confusion before the music starts up again)
Sis: If she had not lay down her life,
Mud-splattered we would be...
*sell-by as in sell-by-date (best before...)
~~~~~
Purdifar
N & Kids: Josie was taken to Egypt on bikes and sold.
Where she was bought by a designer named Purdifar... ~ N: Purdifar had quite a lot of cares,
Wanted so hard to be a millionaire,
Tried to make a fortune buying shares in...
Purdifar: Pyramids!
(spoken) It's a great new fashion company!
N: Purdifar wished to make a huge pile,
Dreamed to own percentage of the Nile,
Purdifar: How I wish to really live in style!
N: And she wished!
Purdifar: (spoken) My full name is actually Lisa Purdifar! (cheesy smile inserted here)
N & Kids: Josie was an unimportant slave who found she liked her master,
Consequently worked much harder, even with devotion,
Purdifar could see that Josie was much weirder than the average
But made her leader of design team, maximum promotion!
N: Purdifar was cool and so fine,
Purdifar: But my guy would never tow the line!
N: We nicked it out of Chapter 99 of Emma's story.
Purdifar: (spoken) Who the hell is Emma??
N: He was really fit but evil,
Danced with a lot of girls against her will,
How this song ends could get really gory...(scrunches nose up as Purdifar's guy comes on in leather hotpants and pink feather boa)
N & Kids: Josie's looks and feminine figure had attracted his attention,
Every morning he would beckon;
Purdifar's Guy: Come Macarena with me, Josie!
N & Kids: Josie wanted to resist him,
'Til one day he proved to eager,
Josie cried in vain...!
Jo: Please stop I don't believe in dancing!
Purdifar's Guy: (spoken) C'mon, you know you want to!
(cheesy Macarena music as Purdifar's Guy and Josie Macarena) ~ N & Kids: Purdifar was counting fabric's in her store below the dance-hall,
When she heard a mighty rumpus clattering above her,
Suddenly she knew designing couldn't pay just what she wanted,
Sequins would never make her happy if he didn't love her!
N: Letting out a mighty grr ...
Purdifar: GRR!
N: Purdifar burst through the door ...
Purdifar: Josie I'll see you ROT in jail!
The songs you have danced to are beyond the pale...
N & Kids: Poor, poor Josie,
Locked up in a cell,
Things ain't going well, hey
Locked up in a cell.
Locked up in a cell,
Locked up in a cell...
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One More Angel
Sis: Mother we've something to tell you,
A story of the time,
A gross and yet inspiring thing,
A girl put in her prime,
You know you had a dozen girls,
Now that's ... not so true,
Feel no sorrow, do not grieve,
We do not want you too.
Ruby: 'Cause there's one more angel in heaven
Sis: Ah-ah
R: There's one more star in the sky,
Josie, we'll never forget you,
But I guess we're gonna get by,
Sis: There's one less place at our table...
Jackie: There's one more tear near my eye!
Sis: But Josie the things that you stood for
Simone: Like beauty and health never die!
Sis: Josie died as she wished to,
She answered duties call,
She single-handed unstitched the coat
That would have killed us all
Her bloodstained goat is tribute to her final sacrifice,
Her body may be past sell-by*
I bet her soul's in make-up Paradise!
(back to chorus: there's one more...)
R: When I think of her last great battle,
A lump comes to my throat,
It takes a sister, who knows no fear,
To un-pick the stitching of a coat!
Sis: Carve her name with style and fashion!
Izzy: Her name ended in E! (all sisters look at her in confusion before the music starts up again)
Sis: If she had not lay down her life,
Mud-splattered we would be...
*sell-by as in sell-by-date (best before...)
~~~~~
Purdifar
N & Kids: Josie was taken to Egypt on bikes and sold.
Where she was bought by a designer named Purdifar... ~ N: Purdifar had quite a lot of cares,
Wanted so hard to be a millionaire,
Tried to make a fortune buying shares in...
Purdifar: Pyramids!
(spoken) It's a great new fashion company!
N: Purdifar wished to make a huge pile,
Dreamed to own percentage of the Nile,
Purdifar: How I wish to really live in style!
N: And she wished!
Purdifar: (spoken) My full name is actually Lisa Purdifar! (cheesy smile inserted here)
N & Kids: Josie was an unimportant slave who found she liked her master,
Consequently worked much harder, even with devotion,
Purdifar could see that Josie was much weirder than the average
But made her leader of design team, maximum promotion!
N: Purdifar was cool and so fine,
Purdifar: But my guy would never tow the line!
N: We nicked it out of Chapter 99 of Emma's story.
Purdifar: (spoken) Who the hell is Emma??
N: He was really fit but evil,
Danced with a lot of girls against her will,
How this song ends could get really gory...(scrunches nose up as Purdifar's guy comes on in leather hotpants and pink feather boa)
N & Kids: Josie's looks and feminine figure had attracted his attention,
Every morning he would beckon;
Purdifar's Guy: Come Macarena with me, Josie!
N & Kids: Josie wanted to resist him,
'Til one day he proved to eager,
Josie cried in vain...!
Jo: Please stop I don't believe in dancing!
Purdifar's Guy: (spoken) C'mon, you know you want to!
(cheesy Macarena music as Purdifar's Guy and Josie Macarena) ~ N & Kids: Purdifar was counting fabric's in her store below the dance-hall,
When she heard a mighty rumpus clattering above her,
Suddenly she knew designing couldn't pay just what she wanted,
Sequins would never make her happy if he didn't love her!
N: Letting out a mighty grr ...
Purdifar: GRR!
N: Purdifar burst through the door ...
Purdifar: Josie I'll see you ROT in jail!
The songs you have danced to are beyond the pale...
N & Kids: Poor, poor Josie,
Locked up in a cell,
Things ain't going well, hey
Locked up in a cell.
Locked up in a cell,
Locked up in a cell...