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...Yet
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Poor, Poor Pharaoh,/Song of the Queen
(Narrator winks as all children return to their seats, except Random Kid 3. Narrator gives her a kick, and some parent yells "I'm suing you, you gay pervert!". Random Kid 3 shrugs and moves back to seat)
Narrator: Guess what?
In her bed,
Pharaoh had an amazing night
She had,
Had a dream which
Pinned her hair back tight with fright,
No one knew the meaning of the dream,
What to do, whatever could it mean?
Then her singer said:
Singer: I know of a girl in jail,
Who is hot on random dreams, could explain old Pharaoh's tale!
N: Pharaoh said:
Pharaoh: (enter Pharaoh, a woman dressed in a long gold dress and is wearing a single white glove which reaches her elbow, smoking a cigarette on a long cigarette-holder a la Cruella DeVill and walking a poodle. The woman looks about 70, and has long, dyed blonde hair wrapped up into a fancy bun, heavily caked in make-up)
Fetch this Josie, love.
I need her to find my missing glove!
N and Choir: Poor, Poor Pharaoh,
Whatcha gonna do?
Gloves are dodging you, hey
Whatcha gonna do? (x2)
N: Chained and bound,
Afraid, Alone!
Josie stood before the throne!
J: My service to Pharaoh has begun
Here is your glove, Golden one!
(hands other glove to Pharaoh. Pharaoh puts on the glove and smiles)
(music stops)
Pharaoh: (in a gravely voice) Thanks. *cough* But, could you hear my dreams too? Because I really can't fathom them. And they're really bugging me...
J: Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
(Music starts again. Enter sisters dressed in gold guard outfits, and fairy- winged thong wearing dancers, and the Singer, dressed in a gold bikini/skirt thing)
Pharaoh: Well I was wondering along
The shops on the high-street
When seven sex-gods
Came out of a store, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu-wa-doo-wa, Bap-bap-shu-wa-doo-wa!
Ph: And right behind these fine, healthy animals
Came seven plain women,
Skinny and vile, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu-wa-doo-wa, Bap-bap-shu-wa-doo-wa!
Ph: And the plain girls got the sex-gods,
Which I thought would do them good, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: But it didn't make them happy
Like I thought a hunky sex-god would
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: The plain girls were as plain as they had ever,
Ever, ever been!
This dream has got me baffled so Josie,
What does it mean?
Now you know that I'm a bit senile,
So I don't have a clue,
And don't be cruel Josie,
Help me now, I'm begging you!
~
And I was standing, doing nothing
In a shop just in town
When I saw seven beautiful pairs of earrings, Ah-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: You were right,
They were golden,
But you guessed it,
Right behind them
There were seven other pairs,
Silver and old! Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: The silver outsold the gold pairs
Must've come up from behind
Ruby: (playing the Head Guard, the one who brought Josie on at the beginning of Act Two, remember??)
Yes they did!
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: And Josie here's the punch line,
It's really gonna blow your mind
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ruby: (while chorus sing Bap-shu...) Flip your lid!
Ph: The silver were as popular as they'd ever,
Ever, ever been!
This dream has got me all shook up,
Treat me nice and tell me what it means!
~
Hey, hey, hey Josie!
Chorus: Ba-ba-ba-ba...
Ph: Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh,
What does this crazy,
Crazy
Crazy
Dream mean?
Oh...yeah!
*insert wild applause here from members of the Chorus*
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Poor, Poor Pharaoh,/Song of the Queen
(Narrator winks as all children return to their seats, except Random Kid 3. Narrator gives her a kick, and some parent yells "I'm suing you, you gay pervert!". Random Kid 3 shrugs and moves back to seat)
Narrator: Guess what?
In her bed,
Pharaoh had an amazing night
She had,
Had a dream which
Pinned her hair back tight with fright,
No one knew the meaning of the dream,
What to do, whatever could it mean?
Then her singer said:
Singer: I know of a girl in jail,
Who is hot on random dreams, could explain old Pharaoh's tale!
N: Pharaoh said:
Pharaoh: (enter Pharaoh, a woman dressed in a long gold dress and is wearing a single white glove which reaches her elbow, smoking a cigarette on a long cigarette-holder a la Cruella DeVill and walking a poodle. The woman looks about 70, and has long, dyed blonde hair wrapped up into a fancy bun, heavily caked in make-up)
Fetch this Josie, love.
I need her to find my missing glove!
N and Choir: Poor, Poor Pharaoh,
Whatcha gonna do?
Gloves are dodging you, hey
Whatcha gonna do? (x2)
N: Chained and bound,
Afraid, Alone!
Josie stood before the throne!
J: My service to Pharaoh has begun
Here is your glove, Golden one!
(hands other glove to Pharaoh. Pharaoh puts on the glove and smiles)
(music stops)
Pharaoh: (in a gravely voice) Thanks. *cough* But, could you hear my dreams too? Because I really can't fathom them. And they're really bugging me...
J: Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
(Music starts again. Enter sisters dressed in gold guard outfits, and fairy- winged thong wearing dancers, and the Singer, dressed in a gold bikini/skirt thing)
Pharaoh: Well I was wondering along
The shops on the high-street
When seven sex-gods
Came out of a store, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu-wa-doo-wa, Bap-bap-shu-wa-doo-wa!
Ph: And right behind these fine, healthy animals
Came seven plain women,
Skinny and vile, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu-wa-doo-wa, Bap-bap-shu-wa-doo-wa!
Ph: And the plain girls got the sex-gods,
Which I thought would do them good, Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: But it didn't make them happy
Like I thought a hunky sex-god would
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: The plain girls were as plain as they had ever,
Ever, ever been!
This dream has got me baffled so Josie,
What does it mean?
Now you know that I'm a bit senile,
So I don't have a clue,
And don't be cruel Josie,
Help me now, I'm begging you!
~
And I was standing, doing nothing
In a shop just in town
When I saw seven beautiful pairs of earrings, Ah-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: You were right,
They were golden,
But you guessed it,
Right behind them
There were seven other pairs,
Silver and old! Aha-ha
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: The silver outsold the gold pairs
Must've come up from behind
Ruby: (playing the Head Guard, the one who brought Josie on at the beginning of Act Two, remember??)
Yes they did!
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ph: And Josie here's the punch line,
It's really gonna blow your mind
Chorus: Bap-shu...
Ruby: (while chorus sing Bap-shu...) Flip your lid!
Ph: The silver were as popular as they'd ever,
Ever, ever been!
This dream has got me all shook up,
Treat me nice and tell me what it means!
~
Hey, hey, hey Josie!
Chorus: Ba-ba-ba-ba...
Ph: Won't you tell poor old Pharaoh,
What does this crazy,
Crazy
Crazy
Dream mean?
Oh...yeah!
*insert wild applause here from members of the Chorus*