Disclaimer: Not mine, you no sue.
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Pharaoh's Dreams Explained
J: Seven years of bumper styles are on their way,
Years of fashion, endless chic, that's what they say!
The shops will boom,
There won't be room,
To store the surplus clothes you get!
After that, the future doesn't look so bright,
Egypt's luck will change completely overnight
And famine's hand will stalk the land,
With CLOTHES low, but don't you fret!
Noble Queen, there is no doubt,
What those dreams are all about,
All things you saw in designer pyjamas,
Are a long range forecast for designers!
And I'm sure it's crossed your mind
What it is you have to find,
Find a girl to lead you through your trouble,
To be a boss, and raise her wage to double!
But, who this boss could be I just don't know...
Chorus: Who this girl could be we just don't...
J: Who this boss could be, I just don't know...
Chorus: Who this girl could be we just don't...
All: Who this girl could be I just don't... JO!
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Stone The Crows
N: Pharaoh said:
Ph: Well stone the crows,
This Josie is a clever kid,
Who'd have though fourteen earrings
Meant the things she said they did,
Josie, you must help me further,
I have found a job for you,
You shall lead us through this crisis,
You shall be my Number Two!
N: Pharaoh told her guards to fetch a chainsaw from the local store,
Whereupon she ordered them to cut the chains that Josie wore,
Josie got a royal pardon, and a host of splendid things,
A company car, a suit, a nametag and a golden ring,
Josie!
Kids: Josie!
N: Pharaoh's Number Two,
Josie!
Kids: Josie!
N: Egypt looks to you,
Chorus: Ah, Ah!
N: Seven seasons on the trot
Were stylish just as Josie said,
Josie saw that clothes were gathered
Ready for the years ahead,
Seven years of famine followed,
Egypt did not mind a bit,
The first recorded clothes-rationing
In history was a hit!
Bald Dancers: (enter wearing new zebra-print thongs and new fairy wings with glitter on the outline) Josie, how can we ever say,
All that we want to about you,
We're so glad that you came our way,
We would be naked without you!
Ph: Josie, we are the perfect team,
Old buddies, that's you and me,
I was wise to have chosen you,
You'd be wise to agree *cough*
Bald Dancers and Kids: Josie, how can we ever say,
All that we want to about you,
We're so glad that you came our way,
We would be naked without you!
Ph: We were in a jam,
Would've baffled Giorgio Am*
But now we're a design team
It's just a piece of cake
Dancers and Kids: Like Dolce and Gabbana,
There's no style without her!
Ph & J: Anyone from anywhere Can make it if they get a lucky break!
N: This could be a happy ending perfect place to stop the show,
Josie, after all, has gone about as far as we told her so,
But I'm sure Jakoba and the other girls have crossed your mind,
Had fashion famine hit the family
Josie left behind?
*Giorgio Am = Giorgio Armani, in case you were wondering!
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Pharaoh's Dreams Explained
J: Seven years of bumper styles are on their way,
Years of fashion, endless chic, that's what they say!
The shops will boom,
There won't be room,
To store the surplus clothes you get!
After that, the future doesn't look so bright,
Egypt's luck will change completely overnight
And famine's hand will stalk the land,
With CLOTHES low, but don't you fret!
Noble Queen, there is no doubt,
What those dreams are all about,
All things you saw in designer pyjamas,
Are a long range forecast for designers!
And I'm sure it's crossed your mind
What it is you have to find,
Find a girl to lead you through your trouble,
To be a boss, and raise her wage to double!
But, who this boss could be I just don't know...
Chorus: Who this girl could be we just don't...
J: Who this boss could be, I just don't know...
Chorus: Who this girl could be we just don't...
All: Who this girl could be I just don't... JO!
~~~~~
Stone The Crows
N: Pharaoh said:
Ph: Well stone the crows,
This Josie is a clever kid,
Who'd have though fourteen earrings
Meant the things she said they did,
Josie, you must help me further,
I have found a job for you,
You shall lead us through this crisis,
You shall be my Number Two!
N: Pharaoh told her guards to fetch a chainsaw from the local store,
Whereupon she ordered them to cut the chains that Josie wore,
Josie got a royal pardon, and a host of splendid things,
A company car, a suit, a nametag and a golden ring,
Josie!
Kids: Josie!
N: Pharaoh's Number Two,
Josie!
Kids: Josie!
N: Egypt looks to you,
Chorus: Ah, Ah!
N: Seven seasons on the trot
Were stylish just as Josie said,
Josie saw that clothes were gathered
Ready for the years ahead,
Seven years of famine followed,
Egypt did not mind a bit,
The first recorded clothes-rationing
In history was a hit!
Bald Dancers: (enter wearing new zebra-print thongs and new fairy wings with glitter on the outline) Josie, how can we ever say,
All that we want to about you,
We're so glad that you came our way,
We would be naked without you!
Ph: Josie, we are the perfect team,
Old buddies, that's you and me,
I was wise to have chosen you,
You'd be wise to agree *cough*
Bald Dancers and Kids: Josie, how can we ever say,
All that we want to about you,
We're so glad that you came our way,
We would be naked without you!
Ph: We were in a jam,
Would've baffled Giorgio Am*
But now we're a design team
It's just a piece of cake
Dancers and Kids: Like Dolce and Gabbana,
There's no style without her!
Ph & J: Anyone from anywhere Can make it if they get a lucky break!
N: This could be a happy ending perfect place to stop the show,
Josie, after all, has gone about as far as we told her so,
But I'm sure Jakoba and the other girls have crossed your mind,
Had fashion famine hit the family
Josie left behind?
*Giorgio Am = Giorgio Armani, in case you were wondering!