You should know by now that I don't own it.
# # # # # #
Who's The Thief?
Kids: Stop!
J: You robbers, your think that I'm an ass!
One of you has stolen my precious gold necklace!
N: Josie started searching
Through her sisters bags,
Everyone was nervous,
They should be, the stupid hags*
Kids: Who's the thief, who's the thief? (x2)
N: Is it Ruby?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Simone?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Natalie?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Dani?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Ashley?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Izzy?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Leila? Who could it be? Is it Zelda?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Gabby?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Judy?
Kids: No!
N: Is it her? (points to Becky)
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it possibly be Becky...?
Kids: Yes, Yes, Yes!
*Hags - ugly women
(Music stops. Sisters crouch down, and Josie slowly walks over to Becky. Josie clicks her fingers and Becky holds the bag up for Josie to put her hand into. Josie pulls out the necklace and Becky shouts "NO!". Music starts up again, but slowly)
J: Becky,
You nasty youth,
Your crime has shocked me through my core,
Never in my whole career
Have I encountered this before,
Security,
Grab her!
Take her to the cops,
Make sure she never again walks into a shop...
N & Kids: Each of the sisters fell to their knees...
Sis: Show her some mercy,
Oh boss-figure, please,
She would not do this,
Her taste is too poor,
Arrest us and fine us,
Just to be sure.
Kids: La la la la, la la la la (x2)
~~~~~
Becky Calypso
Sis: Oh no!
Not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss!
Judy: I hear the till bells,
Ring their song,
They ringing "Girl, you know you got it wrong!"
I hear the voice of Mama in my head,
She saying, girl, you know what she's said?
She said...
Sis: Oh yes!
It's true!
Becky can't do what you thought she'd do,
No how's,
No why's,
It's a misunderstanding, It's all lies!
Judy: Sure as my credit cards are over-due,
Becky wouldn't steal, this is true,
Sure as my sisters need a man,
If you agree, sing it like you can!
Sis: Oh no!
Not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss!
Sis & Kids: La la la la-la, La la la, La la la la-la la la! (x4)
(shouted) Arriba!
(music slows down as Sisters begin to grovel at Josie's feet)
Sis: Oh no,
Not she,
How you can accuse her is a mystery,
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss,
La la la la-la, La la la,
La la la la-la la la
La la la la-la, La la la,
La la la la-la...
La...
# # # # # #
Who's The Thief?
Kids: Stop!
J: You robbers, your think that I'm an ass!
One of you has stolen my precious gold necklace!
N: Josie started searching
Through her sisters bags,
Everyone was nervous,
They should be, the stupid hags*
Kids: Who's the thief, who's the thief? (x2)
N: Is it Ruby?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Simone?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Natalie?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Dani?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Ashley?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Izzy?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Leila? Who could it be? Is it Zelda?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Gabby?
Kids: No!
N: Is it Judy?
Kids: No!
N: Is it her? (points to Becky)
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it be?
Could it possibly be Becky...?
Kids: Yes, Yes, Yes!
*Hags - ugly women
(Music stops. Sisters crouch down, and Josie slowly walks over to Becky. Josie clicks her fingers and Becky holds the bag up for Josie to put her hand into. Josie pulls out the necklace and Becky shouts "NO!". Music starts up again, but slowly)
J: Becky,
You nasty youth,
Your crime has shocked me through my core,
Never in my whole career
Have I encountered this before,
Security,
Grab her!
Take her to the cops,
Make sure she never again walks into a shop...
N & Kids: Each of the sisters fell to their knees...
Sis: Show her some mercy,
Oh boss-figure, please,
She would not do this,
Her taste is too poor,
Arrest us and fine us,
Just to be sure.
Kids: La la la la, la la la la (x2)
~~~~~
Becky Calypso
Sis: Oh no!
Not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss!
Judy: I hear the till bells,
Ring their song,
They ringing "Girl, you know you got it wrong!"
I hear the voice of Mama in my head,
She saying, girl, you know what she's said?
She said...
Sis: Oh yes!
It's true!
Becky can't do what you thought she'd do,
No how's,
No why's,
It's a misunderstanding, It's all lies!
Judy: Sure as my credit cards are over-due,
Becky wouldn't steal, this is true,
Sure as my sisters need a man,
If you agree, sing it like you can!
Sis: Oh no!
Not she!
How you can accuse her is a mystery!
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss!
Sis & Kids: La la la la-la, La la la, La la la la-la la la! (x4)
(shouted) Arriba!
(music slows down as Sisters begin to grovel at Josie's feet)
Sis: Oh no,
Not she,
How you can accuse her is a mystery,
Save her,
Take us,
Becky would never cause this much fuss,
La la la la-la, La la la,
La la la la-la la la
La la la la-la, La la la,
La la la la-la...
La...