This shall be the beginning of an ENTIRELY NEW ENDING!!! It will in no way resemble the previous ending, which was quite lazily written, though quite fun. I do this purely to satisfy myself and make it seem like I've actually completed a task for once.

DIRECTIONS: If you wish to read the original ending, simply proceed to the next chapter.

If you wish to indulge yourself in something SLIGHTLY more meaningful (though less Jhonen-esque style), simply find the chapter locator thingy and select "chapter 12," also called "The REAL Slim Shady." I do hope you have very little trouble with this.

Please enjoy responsibly.