GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Red Witch: Yeah, I guess Virus seems to be slowly losing his grip on reality as my stories progress. You do have a point.
To RogueFanKC: No, Kyle doesn't have a crush on Lina. In fact, he loathes her. He hates her, and knowing the Thunderbolt, he's not exactly going to be nice to people he doesn't like…
To Descendent: Well, here's some more insanity for you!
To Sparky Genocide: I doubt Golobulus could create something like Apocalypse. I do need some ideas for rawhides in the Beach-Head rawhide scene.
To Raliena: Glad you like it! Here's some craziness for you!
To Wizard1: Well, think about it! Kyle likes to fight, Lina doesn't. Kyle's proud of the fact he fights, Lina doesn't like to fight. There you go.
If I didn't respond to your review, I'm sorry! My dad took the family PC for repairs and it should be back Wednesday at the earliest, so I was unable to see any new reviews. I'm writing from a laptop computer and unless I'm near my campus, I can't access the Internet on it. Thanks for Understanding!
It's Profile Time Again! This time, we look at another member of Kid Razor's world, a character who will be revealed here, Sonic Blue!
Sonic Blue
Real Name: Spencer Burton
Class: Technology User
Affliation: Ex-Kid Razor villain, now-Kid Razor ally, honorary Avenger
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Powers: Sonic Blue's powers come purely from his light, yet tough armor. In the original Sonic Blue armor, Burton can reach speeds of 150 mph. (Burton constantly modifies the armor, and its top speed has increased now to a little over 350 mph). From his hands, he can generate powerful blue blasts or beams of sonic energy similar to the sonic blasts that the mutants known as Banshee and Siryn can create. His armor enhances his reflexes and reaction time to match his speed. His armor also grants him slight superhuman strength, able to lift 2 tons (Burton doesn't mind. He designed his armor for more for speed than power). The armor also allows protection from small-arms fire as well as blows from superhumanly strong foes to a point.
Recently, Burton has modified his armor with nanotechnology, allowing it to be more compact than ever, and to repair itself, and his body, even in the middle of battle at an accelerated rate
Birthplace: Cincinnati, Ohio
Bio: Born to a poor single mother, one would think that at first sight, Spencer Burton was your average teenager. However, he was born with an extraordinary gift: His mind. Spencer's IQ has been tested to be over 350, making him a super-genius. However, due to his family's finances, he was unable to go to special schools. Undaunted, Spencer spent time at the library and on the Internet, learning a variety of subjects. The subjects that interested him the most were robotics, electronics, and mechanics.
This knowledge ended up changing his life when a near-tragedy struck him. Spencer's beloved mother Delilah was diagnosed with cancer. Unable to afford treatment, Spencer became desperate. Using his knowledge, Spencer built a suit of armor out of parts he salvaged from a junkyard.
Coming to Cleveland to test the armor, Spencer ran afoul of the mutated reptile expert Dr. Reptile, and the psychotic composer, the Maestro. The two villains convinced him to help them embark on a crime spree. They promised him a cut, but they actually planned to double-cross him and use him as the fall guy. Kid Razor intercepted them during the spree. While he brawled with Dr. Reptile and Maestro, Spencer took the cash and ran, hoping to race back home. However, Razor caught up with him using his Bon Jovi Booster. Spencer explained he was desperate, and he needed the money for his mother's treatment. Razor said he'd help Spencer only if the armored hero surrendered the armor and turned himself in. Spencer agreed, and Razor kept his word by holding a fundraiser concert.
Due to the circumstances of Spencer's case, Burton only served several weeks of community service and he was allowed to have his armor back only if he found some good use for it. Burton gladly agreed, and went home to Cincinnati to start a career as a crimefighter.
When Selene caused a tremendous fire throughout Cleveland and several supervillains (Including the Wrecking Crew, the Maestro, and the Absorbing Man) to run rampant due to her magic, the Avengers responded (in the Evo-verse, the Misfits and the X-Men helped as well), and Sonic Blue offered to help. The incident became known as the Cleveland Inferno, and Sonic Blue, for his service, was given honorary membership in the Avengers.
Sonic Blue remains in Cincinnati, defending his hometown from evil.
Chapter 2: West Coast Coffee Craziness!
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(The Pit)
"What is this thing?" Velocity pointed at some schematics. He and the other West Coast Misfits were hanging out in one of the Pit's meeting rooms.
"It's called the Broadcast Energy Transmitter, or B.E.T." Siryn remembered, lounging on a couch. "It's some kinda energy generator thing. I cannae remember." The kids were bored. Ali was playing with light flashes, Rahne was asleep, Ace kept scratching pictures of burgers and guitars on the wall with his claw, Terrell was trying to read the schematics, Proudstar played harmonica, Tommy chewed gum, X23 was giving juggling a try, Sunfire was meditating, and Rictor was building a house of cards.
"Hey Tommy, what was with the new codename?" Rictor asked the shark-teen. Tommy Sharpe changed his codename from Shark Man to Chilljaw.
"I thought Chilljaw would be a better codename." Tommy shrugged.
"I think it's nice." Ali said.
"A lot better than Shark Man." X23 nodded in agreement.
"Me bored. Ace bored. A bored Ace is not a happy Ace." Ace murmured. "Ace go eat." Almost like a feral zombie, the lion-like rocker staggered out of the room. "Ace eat. Ace need food. Ace hungry."
"Ace always hungry." X23 rolled her eyes.
"I'll come too." Ali agreed, following Ace. She also did a zombie walk.
"What is this, the Ministry of Silly Walks?" Rahne scratched her head.
"Who wants to do a silly walk?" Proudstar raised his arm tiredly.
"Okay." The kids shrugged. The kids were all so bored, they'd gladly do silly walks. They all walked out of the room, doing a silly walk. Kicker and Lady Jaye noticed.
"Never let those kids get bored." Lady Jaye said. Kicker nodded in confusion.
"Uh huh." She agreed. The West Coast Misfits silly-walked to the cafeteria, where Ace stumbled upon a canister of something.
"Hey guys, BA's infamous coffee." Ace grinned.
"What's coffee?" X23 wondered.
"Yo, I heard that stuff is against the Geneva Convention, man!" Terrell gulped nervously.
"I heard from Lance that stuff is muy powerful, man." Rictor said in awe.
"Crikey! By thunder, that's the infamous coffee!" Tommy chuckled.
"Oh man, I had that stuff once. Mighty powerful." Rahne blinked. "Makes ye go mad."
"Sure, Rahne." Ali said sarcastically.
"No way that coffee can be that powerful!" Siryn chuckled.
"I have a bad feeling about this." Toshiro gulped.
"Ahh, let's try it! How bad can it be?" Proudstar smirked. A few minutes later, one could spot Dial-Up and Psyche-Out talking.
"I'm very concerned about Kyle." The communications specialist said to the psychiatrist. "I've noticed he's been more confrontational than usual lately."
"Maybe it may have something to do with his powers. Jake told me that soon after his powers emerged, he felt a great evil forming within him. It's obvious what that ended up becoming." Psyche-Out replied.
"Yeah. Draconis." Dial-Up gulped nervously. She wasn't there when Draconis revealed himself to the mutants, but from what he heard, Draconis was extremely dangerous. He was like the Hulk, only more intelligent, more ferocious, and none of the humanity the Hulk had. "If Draconis is so dangerous, I wonder why no one's bothered to…" She was cut off by the sound of a YEEEEEEEEEE-HAHHHHHHHHHHH from the cafeteria. Dial-Up and Psyche-Out looked at each other.
"Uh-oh." They said together as they peeked in.
"Hey guys! Lookie what I can do!" A hyper Ali laughed. Tommy pitched a plate in the air, and Ali blasted it with a yellow beam of laser light from her hands. The West Coast Misfits were all hyped up on BA's coffee.
"Since when could Dazzler do that?" Dial-Up blinked. The kids were in BA's coffee: Rahne leapt around in wolf form, Theresa flew around singing, X23 was doing backflips up and down the wall, Terrell was racing around in a circle saying "You guys" over and over, Thunderbird and Rictor were stomping around throwing things, Ace was skittering on the ceiling, Tommy spat ice water, creating a ramp for skateboarding.
"Whoo-hoo!" Tommy laughed as he boarded and Dazzler blasted. Toshi was throwing fireballs everywhere.
"Alright, where are those…" Kyle peeked in. "HEY! You Jabronis drank BA's coffee without me! That's it! I'm gonna beat up Dragonfly! This was her fault!" Kyle growled.
Well, things are getting weird. What is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter? What does it do? Will Cobra come after it? What more insanity will happen? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!