GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
Okay, we're going to the movie! Enjoy this!
To Raliena: Glad you and your friend like the story! I don't know where your school is, so I can't send coffee! Sorry!
To Sparky Genocide: Huh. Those are some funny ideas. I'll see what I can do.
To JCKIDSMART: Glad to see you, and there will be some fights in the future.
To Aaron: Well, Kyle really doesn't know Lifeline.
To Red Witch: Glad you like the story! I've only seen the movie once or twice along. BTW, what inspired you to create Dragonfly?
To Wizard1: Well, with Kyle, who knows. Maybe he'll end up with his own version of Draconis. I dunno. I was struggling for ideas, so I did the silly walks bit.
To Metal Dragon1: Read the new chapter of your story and loved it! And maybe it is just too much electricity. Glad you like Tommy's new codename and about BR, Firestorm, and BA's coffee, you do NOT wanna know. Trust me.
It's Profile Time again! Now we look at a Malibu Joe who's as cool as ice whether at the radio or outside it, the wonderous Dial-Up!
Dial-Up
Real Name: Rumiko Watanabe
Nationality: Japanese (She had to obtain American citizenship to join the Navy, so she is technically Japanese-American. She still has her native passport)
Affiliation: United States Navy (Formerly worked for the Japanese government as an operative).
Primary Military Specialty: Communications Specialist
Secondary Military Specialty: Gunner's Mate, Machinist
Birthplace: Unknown (But she was born in the main island of Japan)
Bio: Dial-Up comes from a long line of samurai, and is trained in Bushido. She also grew up near an American army base, so she learned both English and Japanese as a child. Her father was a local businessman and her mother was a homemaker. When she saw ships sail into harbors as a girl, she wanted to live a life on the sea, despite her father's disapproval. She also had developed an interest in radios, constantly tinkering with them.
At some point in her life, Dial-Up worked for the Japanese government as an agent, and was one of their best. She would eventually join the United States Navy, and work in the communications room, which she enjoyed, even though her cool expression seemed to betray no emotion.
When recruited to GI Joe, Dial-Up struck a friendship with the GI Joe Dial-Tone due to their mutual interest in communications equipment. When she was sent to Malibu Base, her beauty caught the eye of the Malibu Joes' practical joker, Jester. Jester constantly flirts with Dial-Up, much to her chagrin. She often seems to show no emotion, a look she claims to have practiced since a child, but when she's angry, the object of her anger often ends up often ends up with a foot in the mouth. She secretly is a huge fan of the Lethal Weapon films, because she adores action/comedy movies.
Chapter 3: New Villains!
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(A base in the Alps)
"Man, I can't believe this." Jester chuckled to Dial-Up. "Look at all those kids." The two Malibu Joes watched the members of the East Coast and West Coast Misfits brawl in a field. It was another of their team-wide arguments.
"Tell me about it." Cover Girl noted as she walked up to the twosome. "I remember when it was just Althea. Then we got the Triplets. Then Claudius. Then Toad & Beaky. Then Blob, Avalanche, Quicksilver, and the Scarlet Witch. Then Starchild and Darkstar. Then Pyro. Then Red Dragon. Then Lila Cheney. And now Dragonfly."
"And let us forget the West Coast Team." Dial-Up nodded. "First it was just Siryn, X23, Dazzler, Wolfsbane, Thunderbird, Thunderbolt, Sunfire, Wildstar, and Velocity. Then we got Rictor. And of course we got Shark Man, who now goes by Chilljaw."
"How many kids is that?" Jester counted on his fingers. "Whoa. 17 East Coasters to 11 West Coasters. We need to catch up fast!"
"Almost 30 mutant kids." Dial-Up chuckled. "Of course, the X-Men don't exactly consist a small number either. The Professor, Storm, Wolverine, Angel, Beast, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Rogue, Foxfire, Nightcrawler, Shadowcat, Gambit, Colossus and Psylocke make up the main team. And there's the New Mutants: Cannonball, Iceman, Magma, Multiple, Boom-Boom, Mirage, Berzerker, Husk, Bedlam, and Sunspot." Jester counted on his fingers as Dial-Up spoke. "That makes 24, Jester."
"Oh, thanks." Jester scratched his chin. "Well, that makes it almost even." He then thought about each of the powers the kids had. "Hey! Between the mutants of the X-Men, our Misfits, and your Misfits, we have practically every special power under the sun!"
"How did we end up with so many kids?" Cover Girl scratched her head.
"Tell us about it." Jester grinned, putting his arm around Dial-Up's shoulders. The Japanese Joe glared at the pranking pilot.
"If you wish to wake up the next day with both your arms attached to you, you will take your arm off me." Dial-Up warned sternly. Jester quickly moved his arm with an innocent grin.
"Sorry."
"Good thing I don't have to play parent to all of them." Cover Girl sighed gratefully. "Recondo has Paul, Craig, and Lila. Barbecue has Pyro. Airtight took Red Dragon in. I got Lina. Lina and Paul are sweet kids. Lina's a little bit shy, but she's sweet, and I think Freddy has a thing for her." Cover Girl chuckled. "She likes him."
"Thunderbolt abhors her. Thinks she's a coward. She's back at the medlab." Dial-Up responded. "She takes her duties as a medic very seriously."
"She wants to be a doctor, but I think it's something her parents wanted her to do. Now, they think the only thing she'll do is try to enslave humanity."
"How could they just dump her? She can't help being a mutant…" Jester started.
"Any more than you can help being a knucklehead, Jester." Dial-Up smirked.
"Hey!"
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(Cobra Base)
"Cobra Commander, you are a BUNGLER!!!" A voice roared. The gathered forces of Cobra and the Dreadnoks cringed. A tall, muscular, imposing man walked into the room: Serpentor. Technically, he was Serpentor III. The first one was destroyed, and thanks to a screw-up by the Dreadnoks, Serpentor II became a drag performer.
"Serpentor?!" Cobra Commander said in shock. "But that's impossible! You can't be Serpentor! You're in men's clothing!"
"I must admit, this is a pleasant surprise." The Baroness chuckled.
"Man, Mindbender must be smoking some freaky stuff to make him try this again." Zanya whispered to Leathersuit, make the alligator-like Dreadnok chuckle. Serpentor III was oblivious to this. What everyone else was oblivious to was a weird eye poking out of the water. Except for Virus, who noticed out of the corner of his eye. However, the mentally ill genius decided to ignore it.
"Cobra Commander. Time and time again, you have failed to destroy GI Joe and their pathetic mutant charges!" Serpentor snapped.
"There are so many of them!" Torch whined. "I mean, it's bad enough that we have those bloody Joes and the Misfits, but now there's more of both!"
"There is a West Coast Misfit team now, and the Malibu Joes." Baroness said to the artificial snake warrior.
What was Mindbender thinking trying this again? I've heard the phrase "Third time's the charm", but this is ridiculous! Destro grumbled. He then heard something bubble out of the water nearby the base. "What was that?" The Cobras turned around and saw a shocking sight: It appeared to be a woman, clad in a long black cape and odd purple swirly costume. Her skin was green, her eyes were snakelike, her face had pink markings around the eyes, and she was bald except for a long ponytail of green hair.
"P-p-p-p-p-p-Pythona…" Cobra Commander whispered under his breath. The woman walked slowly over the water, towards the Cobras.
"TOAD!!!!!" Virus roared, grabbing a chainsaw and racing towards her. "DIE AGENT OF TOAD!!!!" The snake-woman sneered, and clicked her fingers. A huge man clad in a pink costume with silver armbands and boots with bat-like wings raced out of nowhere and slammed Virus hard, knocking the psycho into a wall, unconscious. The other Dreadnoks ran to help out their comrade.
"Thank you Nemesis Enforcer. That one is very sick in mind." The snake-woman said to the large man. Nemesis Enforcer was a genetic creation. He was created to be an "Ultimate Warrior".
"What do you want, Pythona?!" Cobra Commander snarled.
"Silence, fool!" Serpentor III snapped. "I wish to hear the lady."
Uh oh! We're in trouble now! Who's Pythona? What does she want with Cobra? What insanity will happen? Did anyone realizes there were lots of mutants around? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!