GI Joe, The Movie: Evo-tized!
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To Red Witch: Oh I think Kyle is in big trouble indeed. Big trouble.
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It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, and claps* This time, we look at a Joe who's a deadly as she is pretty, one of the most important, and one of the original members of the GI Joe team, the scintillating Scarlett!
Scarlett
Real Name: Shana O'Hara
Affiliation: Army
Rank: Master Sergeant
Primary Military Specialty: Intelligence
Secondary Military Specialty: Classified
Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia.
Bio: At first glance, one would expect Scarlett to be a southern belle, based on her name and birthplace. However, Scarlett is a living weapon, a special agent with almost superhuman talents.
A bit of a tomboy, Scarlett, like the Misfits Red Dragon and Thunderbolt, was born into a family of warriors. Her father and three older brothers were all martial-arts instructors. At age 9, she began her training herself. She was so talented, she gained her first black belt at only 15! She was not just talented in body, but also in mind. She graduated magna cum laude from two Ivy League Universities, and she excelled in training courses offered by all four branches of the armed forces, including Covert Ops School, Marine Sniper School, Special Air Service School, and the Marine Tae Kwon Do symposium.
Among the many weapons she's qualified for, Scarlett is qualified for her specialty and favorite weapon: the XK-1 Power Crossbow.
In GI Joe, she quickly became one of their most vital members, commanding missions from the beginning of her tenure. She thinks of Clutch as a chauvinist because of his antagonistic behavior, and she's the object of affection of both Duke and the ninja Snake-Eyes.
As for her relationship with the Misfits, she loves the kids, but wishes they weren't so crazy! Scarlett has bonded with Red Dragon, considering he also came from a family of warriors in a way. Jake came from a family of pro wrestlers. He recently converted Scarlett to wrestling fandom.
Chapter 5: New Problems!
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(The GI Joe base brig)
"You pitiful humans shall pay!" Serpentor roared at his guards. Alpine, Bazooka, and Gung-Ho was guarding him alongside Thunderbird, Blob, Velocity, Quicksilver, Sunfire, Scarlet Witch, and Thunderbolt.
"Yeah, yeah." Alpine waved off the comment.
"Too bad you didn't have too long to enjoy power, huh Serpy?" Gung-Ho grinned. Meanwhile, Fred and Kyle were talking.
"Look Thunderbolt, I can't stand the way you treat Lina! She has feelings too!" Fred snapped.
"Yeah: Frightened, terrified, and afraid!" Kyle grumbled.
"That's not funny Kyle!" Fred snapped. Kyle snarled.
"I'm not being funny, Fred. I'm being serious. She doesn't belong here. She's no warrior." Kyle growled.
"She fights death and disease, Kyle. That's what she faces." Fred glared.
"BULL!!!" Kyle snapped. "The Misfits are a team! How can we be a team when one member refuses to do their part?! Let's say the Thunderbolt is surrounded by Vipers, guns locked and loaded. And the only one to help the Thunderbolt is Dragonfly." Kyle argued. "Let's just say the Thunderbolt will end up swiss cheese before Dragonfly helps him!"
"That's not true, Kyle! Just because she doesn't like to fight, that doesn't make her a coward!" Blob snapped.
"Yeah, it makes her a CHICKEN!!!!" Kyle snapped.
"Not all problems can be solved with fists, Kyle." Blob warned.
"Oh coming from a former bully, that says something alright!" Kyle snapped.
"I had issues, okay?!"
"Yeah, like your taste in women." Kyle smirked. "First, the Red Menace, than the Kentucky Fried Insect!"
"DON'T YOU CALL HER THAT!!!!!!!" Blob throttled Kyle. The other Misfits pried the two apart.
"Save it for Cobra!" Thunderbird snapped.
"Kyle, back off!" Wanda ordered.
"Hello everyone." Lina smiled as she walked in. She was carrying a plate full of sandwiches. "I made these for everyone."
"It can cook." Kyle grumbled under his breath. He snatched a sandwich, glaring at Lina.
"Thank her, Kyle!" Blob ordered sharply. Kyle just walked away, ignoring the large mutant.
"Sorry about Kyle." Toshi bowed to Lina. "He has acted rather unusual all day."
"I'm so sorry, Lina. I don't know why Kyle hates you so much." Fred apologized. Lina shrugged.
"He's irritated about something." Lina shrugged. In the shadows, Kyle watched her hatefully. His eyes glowed yellow.
"You will fight, Lina. Or else I'll make sure you'll never be able to breathe on your own again." His brown hair turned black and his eyes' glow darkened from yellow to blue briefly before turning back to their normal colors. "You do not deserve to be a Misfit, and I will make you realize it. You do not belong. You are no warrior. I will make sure you regret joining us."
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(The mountains of the Alps)
Roadblock, Quick-Kick, Bulldog, Lady Jaye, Jester, Rock 'n' Roll, and Lionheart followed the retreating Cobra forces in a scouting vehicle.
"Where the bloody heck are they heading?" Lionheart wondered.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Jester said.
"Let's not lose our mind, or else us Cobra will find." Roadblock ordered.
"Aw man, look!" Rock 'n' Roll noticed the Cobras went into a cavern.
"Let's go! Yo Joe!" Lady Jaye ordered. The Joes drove into the cavern. They found themselves in an odd place. It looked like a pink-and-red-shaded alien landscape, with weird glowing pods and strange vegetation. "Where are we?"
"It looks like another planet." Bulldog said.
"Cobra-La." A voice hissed. The seven turned around and saw Pythona and Nemesis Enforcer.
"Who are you?" Roadblock snapped.
"I am Pythona, and this is my associate, Nemesis Enforcer." The snake-like sorceress motioned to Nemesis Enforcer. The winged humanoid snarled. Bulldog and Lionheart leapt out of the jeep, ready for a fight. Bulldog cricked his neck, and Lionheart activated her laser claws. A snarling Nemesis Enforcer took down the two mutant Joes easy before they had a chance to attack.
"Bulldog! Lionheart!" The other Joes raced to their fallen comrades.
"They say mutants are the next stage in human evolution." Pythona sneered. "Evidently the mutants haven't evolved enough."
"Fire!" Roadblock ordered. The other Joes fired their weapons, but the tracer bullets bounced off the winged creature's extremely tough hide. Energy built up around Pythona's hands, and she fired it at the Joes, knocking them out. The two marched to the Joes.
"You humans will never be able to stop us. And even your next stage, the mutants, will be exterminated." Pythona smirked.
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(GI Joe base)
"I'm so worried. I hope Mac is okay." Kicker paced up and down the Joe quarters.
"I'm sure he's fine." Lila shrugged. "He's tough."
"Yeah, you worry too much." Ali grinned. She looked at her hands. "Man, I get another power. First, the forcefields, now the lasers! What's next?"
"When I read your code, I noticed your great potential." Xi said. "Those lasers are powerful now, and they'll get stronger as you get older. I also read that you may be able to learn to create holograms." Ali blinked.
"Wow." Ali said. "And I thought all I could do was create light tricks."
"No." Xi shook his head. "You probably belived your powers were weak because of the way you used them before joining us."
"Yeah, I used them to create light shows." Ali blinked.
"Hey, Farrah! Xi, Lila." Wipe-Out grinned as he walked in. Ali rolled her eyes.
"Hi, Wipe-Out." Ali greeted. Wipe-Out was fond of calling Ali Blaire "Farrah" for obvious reasons. "Hey dude, you guys will be getting some new recruits! One of them's my cousin!"
"You mean Jack, the guy who could turn into any animal?" Ali remembered.
"Yup. He wanted to join the Misfits. Here's a picture of him." Wipe-Out handed the kids a picture of Jack. He looked like an 18-year-old version of Wipe-Out.
"Are all your family cloned?" Lila raised a black eyebrow.
Well, things are getting interesting? What madness will happen next? What is Jack's codename? Will the captured Joes be freed? Will Cobra come after Serpentor III? Can the Joes and the two Misfit teams stop Pythons and Nemesis Enforcer? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!