[b][center]Brian's Interview[/B][/center]
[Tiff and Emma, are sat in their normal interviewing seats talking when Brian enters the room (his arm still in plaster and his body supporting some visible bruises! Tiff and Emma both look up to see him]
Tiff: Nice to meet you
Brian: You too *Takes a seat in the infamous interviewing chair!*
Emma: So you agree with all the terms about staying on the island?
Brian: Yeah *nods head*
Tiff: You know that we have the right to refuse you if we think that you aren't good enough for the island?
Brian: Yes
Emma: So what do you think that you will bring to the island?
Brian: Well I think that I could bring a great deal of fun to life on the island, as I have a real passion for chess!
[Tiff and Emma both look slightly shocked]
Tiff and Emma: [b]Chess!!!!![/b]
Brian: Yes *Smiles*
Emma: uhhh! we didn't really picture you as the chess type....
Tiff: Yeah I always thought they were a really geek who wore huge glasses!
[Ignoring the comments Brian continues]
Brian: Well ever since my break up with my last girlfriend, I had to find something to fill my time and I took to chess.
Emma: Wasn't your last girlfriend Alyssa?
[Brian flinches in hearing Alyssa's name]
Brian: Well...Uh...Yeah...but I broke up with her!
Tiff: Okay...I believe she told us that she broke up with you earlier today...after your little squabble! *Emma tries not to laugh at the thought of Alyssa beating Brian up* because you were boring, had a load of strange habits, snored really loud and was rubbish in bed....
[Brian outraged]
Brian: Well she would, what a lying little b!tch...I'm sorry she was the one who snored really loudly and well as for having over a hundred pictures of yourself in one room, and having to be in the bathroom for a whole two hours making sure you look perfect...which by the way she never did.
Tiff: Okay...Okay
Emma: I think we get it, what awful habits to you have?
Brian: Hey if having to make sure the fridge light is off before you leave the house is an awful habit, then you tell me?
[Tiff and Emma try to hold back a laugh]
Tiff: No I can see that isn't that bad, so will you still come to the island even though Alyssa going to be there?
Brian: Yes, Yes I will
[Stands up as a sign of triumph]
Brian: Just to prove to her I can be good at something.
Tiff: One more thing, your luxury item?
Brian: My chess set if that's okay?
[Brian smiles, Emma rolls her eyes when Brian's not looking, and Tiff scribbles that information down on a piece of paper]
Emma: So we will see you next week then?
Brian: Absolutely.
Tiff: Well that was a short interview!
Emma: Yes...but interestingly short!
Tiff: Yeah wonder what Alyssa will say when she finds out he said, that he broke up with her!
Emma: I think its gonna get ugly...Oh well, like I care, this is going to be great television!
[b]End of Interview[/b]