GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked the Beach Head torture! Yeah, Falcon screws up. But he's not the only one…
To Sparky Genocide: Kamakura? Well, I may introduce him down the line. I'm being true to the movie, so Falcon is going to the Slaughterhouse, but he won't be alone…
To Wizard1: When's the next chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" coming up? I want to read it!
To Metal Dragon1: Oh, okay. As for the Firestorm bio, next chapter! I think I did one already…
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It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, claps, and chants* Well, now we look at a Joe who's more spaced out than an alien, Footloose!
Footloose
Real Name: Andrew D. Meyers
Affiliation: Army
Rank: E-4
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Special Services (Basketball coach)
Birthplace: Gary, Indiana
Bio: Born and raised in Gary, Footloose had a great start in life. He was an A student, an Eagle Scout, valedictorian of his high school class, and captain of his track team. However, while studying for a degree in Phys Ed, he suddenly dropped out. He claimed his reason was to find himself. He moved to the coast and became weird for three years. In Venice Beach, he got inspired to get some meaning into his life and joined the Army. He took Basic and AIT training at Fort Benning. He also graduated jump and desert training schools.
After serving in GI Joe, he was sent to work with a team of Joes who were situated in a base in Malibu, California. That base has also become the headquarters to the West Coast Misfits.
Note: Footloose tends to talk like a hippie, amusing the West Coast Misfits to no end, and driving some of the other Malibu Joes crazy.
Chapter 8: Abandonment of Duty!
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(Joe Stockade)
"AAAAAAAGHH!!!!!" Serpentor III screamed in his cell. He ran around, trying to put out his flaming body. Pyro peeked inside, laughing madly. He was joining the other Misfits there.
"Take that, evil Dryer Fairy King! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Pyro cackled madly at the flaming Cobra Emperor.
"At least he's having fun today." Toshiro grumbled. Alpine nodded in agreement.
"Well, he was given carte blanche by Duke." The mountain climber chuckled. He then looked over at Toshiro. "I heard you've been thinking about leaving the team."
"Yes." Toshi sighed. "I've always been a solo guy. I still don't feel…comfortable on a team. I really have no real friends besides John Proudstar. And he's a bit of a loner himself." Alpine smiled.
"I see your problem. You're too guarded. You need to open up to others, Toshi." Alpine grinned. "The other kids will miss you if you leave. And so will Ace. Why not hang out with Bazooka? He'll be your friend if you give him gum." Toshi looked at the jersey-and-helmet-wearing Joe. Bazooka was watching Teletubbies, and laughing.
"That moron?" Toshi said in disbelief. Alpine shook his head.
"You're too judgemental. That's another thing you need to work on." Alpine walked away to stop Pyro from setting fire to everything else in the stockade. Blob and Dragonfly were conversing. Thunderbird was fidgeting nervously, waiting for a good fight to roll around. Wanda was beating up Pietro, and Terrell was eating a sandwich.
"Hey jabronis!" Kyle called as he walked in. He shot a look at Dragonfly. "And chickens." Fred glared. Kyle sneered back. "The Thunderbolt says, how's our prisoner?"
Kyle has been acting more aggressive and vicious lately! John Proudstar realized. Something seriously wrong is going on here. Kyle's normally rather loudmouthed and confrontational, but he never was like this!
Oh no. I think Kyle may be having the same problem Jake did! Wanda gulped. Oh great! I remember when Draconis first emerged. He was practically invincible! The more we fought him, the stronger and stronger he became! If Kyle's becoming dominated by his dark side, then we're in big trouble! If one Wildfire is powerful, then two Wildfires are unstoppable!
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(Outside the stockade)
"Mayday! Mayday!" Falcon ran up to the laughing sniper. "Hey! Wait up!"
"Huh? What's up, Falcon?" Mayday/Paige Adams asked. Falcon smoothed his dark hair.
"Well, I was wondering if maybe…well…you might like to go for a meal with me sometime." Falcon asked, trying to be at his most charming. Mayday put her hands on her hips.
"Falcon, don't you have a job to do? Knowing Cobra, they'll strike back hard if they want to get Serpentor back." Mayday said.
"Oh relax, Mayday!" Falcon grinned. "They won't attack! I mean, Cobra can't get in! Several members of the East and West Coast Misfit teams are guarding the Snake King. And my post is just watching a TV screen. They don't really need me. They can go without me for a half hour." Mayday walked away.
"Go do your job, Falcon!" She scolded.
"Hey wait! Mayday!" Falcon chased after the sniper. Meanwhile, inside the stockade, a Misfit was growing very bored.
God, the Thunderbolt is bored. Kyle grumbled. All day, he was irritable, and for some odd reason, he lashed out at the new medic Dragonfly. He noticed Lina walk away.
"I'll be at the medlab if anyone needs me." Lina "Dragonfly" Chakram walked out of the stockade and towards the medlab. Kyle sneered.
The Thunderbolt thinks he and this little cowardly freak need to "talk"…Kyle walked off.
"Where are you going, Thunderbolt?" Blob asked suspiciously. Kyle shrugged.
"The Thunderbolt's going to the training area. He needs to get rid of some excess volts." Kyle replied nonchalantly as he walked off. It was known that sometimes, Kyle became irritable when his body held too much electricity. Blob looked over at the West Coast Misfits on the team for approval.
"Let him go." Velocity said. "After he throws some lightning bolts at some of those flying target thingies, he feels a lot better."
"Besides, if Kyle's body holds too much electricity, every time he gets touched, the person touching him ends up with the mother of all static shocks!" Thunderbird chuckled. "It happened to Hardcase three times!"
"Thanks!" Kyle ran off with a grin. He did go to the training area, but immediately left after throwing a couple bolts of lightning at a punching bag. Well, now that fat moron thinks the Thunderbolt's taking care of some personal problems, The Thunderbolt and that dopey Dragonfly can have our little "talk"… Outside the stockade, Mayday was avoiding Falcon.
"Falcon, Duke's going to be steamed if you don't go back to your post and doing your job!" Mayday snapped.
"I'm telling you, they don't need me!" Falcon groaned. "The guys can take care of anything!"
"Falcon, quit goofing off and…" Mayday started to warn until the Joes heard a KABOOM!!!!! "Oh no!"
Oh no is right! What was that explosion? Was it Cobra, or something else? Can the Joes deal with it? What'll happen next? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!