GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Red Witch: Please review Chapter 8! Loved the new chapters to "Firestar's Day Off"!
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, those do sound like interesting ideas! Alright! I'll see what I can do!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, Kyle plans to jump Dragonfly.
To MetalDragon1: Please review Chapter 7! BTW, what do you have planned next for "Take the Long Way Home"? I can't wait for you to put up a new chapter!
To Wizard1: Please review Chapter 7! Yup, two guys are going to hit the Slaughterhouse. BTW, when's the next chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" coming up?
It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots, cheers, hollers, claps, and chants* Okay, we got a special Profile Time for you. We'll take another look at a Malibu Joe who many consider insane, as per Metal Dragon1's request, the demolitions expert, Firestorm!
Firestorm
Real Name: Charles Burns
Affiliation: Marines
Rank: Sergeant
Eyes: Green
Hair: Red (In the beginnings of a mullet)
Primary Military Specialty: Explosives Ordinance Disposal (EOD)
Secondary Military Specialty: Demolitions
Birthplace: St. Helens, Montana
Bio: Born at the foot of a volcano, Firestorm seemed to have an almost obsessive love for all things that exploded, set on fire, or went very, very fast. Firestorm's temper, as fiery as his hair, has often gotten him in trouble a lot as a kid.
At the age of 16, Firestorm got his driver's license. He constantly fixed up his car for more speed, and he thought of speed limits as evil. He racked up a world's record for speed violations, a record that still stands to this day!
His dream was to live a life where he could blow things up, set fires, and go fast. A job at a fireworks factory was nice, but it wore thin. Inspired by a commercial, Firestorm signed up for the Marines. In the Marines, Firestorm became the world's premier expert on anything that blew up. Explosives were a source of spiritual cleansing for Firestorm.
On a mission in the jungle, Firestorm met and befriended a Macaque monkey who ended up being known as Blast Radius, or BR for short. BR, proving to be very smart, ended up becoming inseparable from Firestorm, and his partner in operations.
In GI Joe, Firestorm fit right into the regular insanity. He often took live bombs back to the base to detonate later, preferably near anywhere belonging to Malibu Joe 3rd-in-command Hardcase. He quickly found a friend in the East Coast Misfit St. John Allerdyce, codenamed Pyro, who enjoyed setting fires just as much as Firestorm.
A/N: The end to this chapter gets pretty heavy, so I'd just like to warn you. Thank you.
Chapter 9: Dark Times!
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(The GI Joe base)
Oh please don't let Cobra attack the stockade, oh please don't let Cobra attack the stockade! I'll get into really big trouble! Falcon moaned as he and Mayday ran to the explosion's source. However, what he saw filled him with relief: in the Joe motor pool, a jeep had been blown up. Standing near its flaming smoking wreckage was a giggling Firestorm. BR was doing a tribal dance around the flames.
"I BLEWWWW IT UP!!!! BLOWED UP REEEEEEAL GOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Firestorm cackled madly. Falcon sighed in relief.
"Oh, it's only Firestorm blowing something up."
"Hey! That's my Jeep! AAAAGH!!!!!!" Beach Head screamed.
"Oops." Firestorm scratched his head. A jeep behind him exploded.
"OH GOD!!!! NOT MY JEEP!!! AAAAAGH!!!!!" Hardcase screamed.
"Aw well." Firestorm shrugged. Mayday groaned.
"Oh brother." She glared at Falcon. "Now Falcon, get back to your post!" She grumbled as she walked off.
"Mayday!" Falcon whined.
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(Inside the Joe Stockade)
The assembled Misfits, as well as Gung-Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka, were just hanging about. Serpentor was sulking in his cell.
"You humans will release me, or Cobra shall wreak terrible vengeance on you!" Serpentor III snarled.
"I doubt it." Sunfire smirked. "Cobra has never faced a son of the islands!"
"Regardless of where you come from, you will be destroyed."
"You're all talk!" Pietro laughed arrogantly.
"And so is Cobra!" Blob laughed.
"Cobra has never faced a mighty warrior of the Apache, Serpentor." Thunderbird glared. "And my people never quit." Serpentor smirked.
"If I know my troops, they will come for me. I inspired great respect between us. I would aid my troops in battle, and they would aid me." Suddenly…
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT?!" Gung-Ho roared. Pythona walked into the stockade. Accompanying her were the Dreadnoks and Nemesis Enforcer. Thunderbird snarled, unsheathing his hatchet. The Misfits powered up.
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(The Joe Med-Lab)
Lina Chakram, the mew medic codenamed Dragonfly, was straightening up. Lifeline was with Flint and Iceberg out looking for Roadblock's unit, and Bree and Stretcher were busy taking care of some business with the new recruits. Lina heard the explosion.
"Oh no!" She made a move to run out, but… "AAAAAAAGH!!!!!" A blast of lightning knocked her back against the wall hard.
"Oh no…" A silhouette said in a familiar Boston accent. His hands and eyes were crackling with golden electricity. "You are not going anywhere. You and I have to settle some business first." Kyle Wildfire snarled. His hair turned black, and the electricity around his eyes and hands turned blue. "You are not a Misfit. You don't deserve to be a Misfit. I guess you'll have to learn that the hard way."
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(Joe Stockade)
"Thunderbird, no!" Velocity snapped. With a war cry, the Apache mutant charged Nemesis Enforcer. The winged warrior hit the warrior hard.
"Ugh!" Thunderbird landed hard on the ground.
"Impetous fool!" Virus laughed, marching in. He was in some kind of Exo-suit.
"Free Serpentor!" Pythona screamed. The Dreadnoks charged, packing Virus-modified versions of their trademark weapons: A flamethrower bazooka (Torch), a missile-launching backpack (Monkeywrench), a wrist-mounted chainsaw (Buzzer), an electrically charged wrist-mounted blade (Ripper), Twin laser cannons (Zarana and Zandar), A buzzsaw (Zartan), a laser whip (Gnawgahyde), energy-charged gauntlets (Leathersuit), and a laser sword (Zanya).
"YO JOE!!!" The Joes replied. Alpine, Bazooka, and Gung-Ho fired their weapons, while the assembled Misfits used their powers.
"Eat hexbolt!" Wanda shorted out a drill arm of Virus's with her hex powers.
"We got 'im!" Pyro and Sunfire powered up.
"Ha!" Virus blasted the fiery mutants with foam that held them in place.
"AAAGH!!!" A laser grazed Pyro's arm.
"Time to feel some PAAAAAAAINNNNNNN!!!!!!" Leathersuit grinned. Pietro and Terrell charged him. Leathersuit backhanded them both. He then grabbed Pietro and smashed his leg hard.
"AAAAAGHH!!! Not again!" Pietro howled as he heard and felt his leg break. Leathersuit punched out Terrell. Gung-Ho raced to the cable that went to the alarms, but he was blasted by Virus, hitting his leg.
"AAAAAGH!!!" The Marine screamed. As the sounds of battle went on, the Cajun Marine crawled to the cable.
"Oof!!" The Blob was knocked back by Monkeywrench's missiles.
"C'mon…c'mon…Got it!" Gung-Ho, using Proudstar's hatchet, spliced the cable! The alarms sounded.
"Let's go!" Virus fired a beam at the cell Serpentor was in. He held a weird orb. It looked organic, nothing Virus would ever work with.
"Hey Snakey! Catch!" Virus threw the orb. The Dreadnoks noticed a lot of Joes, including the New Recruits, and the other Misfits racing towards them. "Let's go!" Serpentor was engulfed by the pod, and it flew away. "So long, you stupid Joes!"
"VIRUS!!!" Toad leapt up and tried to kick Virus down, but the Dreadnok fired more of his foam, engulfing the toad-like teen.
"Toddles!" Al raced to Todd's aid. Virus sneered.
"Happy suffocating, Toad."
"So long, humans!" Pythona laughed. She, Nemesis Enforcer, and the Dreadnoks teleported away. Hawk looked over at the damage.
"Oh my God!" Bree and Stretcher raced to help the injured Joes and Misfits. Alpine, Thunderbird and Bazooka were banged up and beaten badly by Nemesis Enforcer, Gung-Ho and Pyro were shot (although the Australian mutant's wound wasn't as severe), Pietro's leg was broken, and Wanda was recovering from Pythona's attack. Velocity and Blob were the only ones uninjured. Velocity made it through luck, and Blob was practically invincible.
"Aw great! Just great!" Hawk grumbled. "Joes and Misfits injured, and Serpentor's free!" He growled in rage. "Where was Falcon?!" Just then, he dropped all thoughts of Falcon when the group heard a bloodcurdling scream, and a clap that sounded like it came from the mother of all lightning bolts.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Lina! She's in trouble!" Angelica screamed. She and Lina were best friends.
"NO!" Blob yelled as he ran to the med lab. Suddenly, something flew in the air, and landed in front of the Joes. It was Lina. She looked like she was struck by lightning several times over.
"Oh my God!" Blob and Firestar raced to grab Lina, but static electricity knocked them back.
"Thunderbolt…" Blob snarled. "KYLE!!! SHOW YOUR FACE NOW, YOU COWARD!!!!"
"I got her!" Bree ran to Lina. "AAAH!!!!" A lighting blast knocked her back.
"STAY BACK!!!!! I'M BUSY TAKING OUT SOME TRASH!!!!!!" Kyle snarled. He flew over the wounded Dragonfly. "SHE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE HERE!!!! SHE IS A COWARD!!!!! I WILL SHOCK SOME COURAGE INTO THIS WINGED WENCH!!!" Kyle blasted everyone back with a shock intended to knock them back. "IF ANYONE INTERFERES, I'LL PUMP YOU FULL OF THUNDER TOO!!!! DRAGONFLY ASKED FOR THIS!!!!!"
Oh my God! Kyle Wildfire's gone crazy! Can anyone save Lina? Can Thunderbolt be stopped? What is causing him to act like this? What is Cobra up to next? Will they get the BET? What'll the Joes do? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!