GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Metal Dragon1: Read the new Chapter of "Take the Long Way Home". Loved it! It was hilarious! Yeah, I am surprised Beach head has no heart problems. Is it possible for Virus to have multiple brain aneurysms and still be a genius? I dunno, maybe. I think it's possible in Virus's case. After all, he's already schizophrenic. What do you have planned for us in the next chapter, and when does Kid Razor appear again? Glad you liked the new Firestorm Bio! And yes, the Wildfire Brothers will have a "Chat"…
To Red Witch: Lina's spray may be useful as an electrical insulator. I don't know. Well, Lina's in the infirmary now, and let's just say Kyle should avoid Fred for a while!
To Wizard1: When'll the next chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party' be up? PLEASE PUT IT UP!!!!
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, screams, and claps* This time we look at the field commander of the GI Joe team, Duke!
Duke
GI Joe First Sergeant
Real Name: Conrad S. Hauser
Affiliation: Army
Rank: E-8 (Master Sergeant)
Primary Military Specialty: Airborne Infantryman
Secondary Military Specialty: Artillery, Small-Arms Armorer
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
Bio: When Duke first joined the Army, he was fluent in English, French, and German! In the Army, he would gain a background in Chinese and Southeast Asian dialects, and he studied at Airborne School and the U.S. Army Special Language School. He would use his knowledge of language to work with the South Vietnamese. Upon returning home, Duke became an instructor, teaching in four Special Forces schools!
Before joining GI Joe, Duke befriended future teammate Flint. When Duke joined GI Joe, he would end up recommending Flint to the team.
After joining GI Joe, Duke vowed to "make the sorry lot of you into soldiers"! He would be known for being tough on the Joes, but he earned their respect. When Hawk became the GI Joe team commander, Duke became field commander.
Lines of = is a flashback.
BTW, I'm in a bit of a bind about something. I'm trying to decide if I should include this in my regular Misfitverse canon or not. Any ideas on that would be very helpful.
Chapter 10: Aftermath!
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(GI Joe Base Office)
"&%$#!!!!!" Hawk punched the wall angrily. With him was Duke, Siryn, and Wavedancer. "Great! Just great! Serpentor is free, and Thunderbolt goes nuts! Siryn, he was under your command!"
"Not to mention Dragonfly is one of the East Coast Team!" Althea grumbled. Siryn sighed and shook her head.
"I have no idea why Thunderbolt attacked Dragonfly so heinously. I know he never thought too highly of Dragonfly, but I cannae understand his actions."
"He tried to shock us to death, too!" Althea said.
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(A half-hour earlier)
"HA!!!!!!!!" Kyle "Thunderbolt" Wildfire appeared to have gone mad. He pitched lightning everywhere, at all the Joes and his fellow Misfits. Ali and Velocity tried to rescue the beaten Dragonfly, but a snarling Thunderbolt blasted them with lightning.
"WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!?!" Kyle screamed in frustration. "I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS TEAM IN FIGHTING SHAPE!!!!! WE DON'T NEED DRAGONFLY!!! SHE IS WEAK!!!! SHE IS USELESS!!! SHE SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!! SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL HERSELF A MISFIT!!!" A snarling Red Dragon stood before his younger brother, in his Dragon Mode. Jake lunged, blasting flames. Kyle easily dodged, but Jake locked in a sleeper hold. Kyle tried to shock Jake off, but his body just kept growing stronger and stronger under the electrical assault. The electrical field around Kyle started to weaken as he fell under the hold. Finally, Kyle fell asleep, and the field disappeared. Jake laid him on the ground, then changed back to human form.
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(A Lounge on the GI Joe base)
The other Misfits of both coasts were hanging around. In the next room could be heard some very loud shouting. It was the Wildfire Brothers arguing. Blob punched the opposite wall angrily.
"He should be lucky that he's only facing his brother, instead of me." Blob growled. He heard the sounds of the brothers' yelling increase.
"Kyle, she is not a weakling! I hope she takes your head off with those wings!" Jake snapped.
"She couldn't take off an ant's head with those wings!!!" Kyle yelled back. That was one of the tamer segments of their argument.
"Why do I get the feeling they'll end up trying to kill each other in there?" Paul sighed.
"I do not understand Kyle's problem with Lina." Xi scratched his head.
"None of us do." Xi said.
"He thinks Lina's weak because she's a pacifist." A Joe known as Leatherneck said as he walked in.
"You've gotten on Lifeline about his pacifism all the time, Leatherneck!" Craig exclaimed.
"Yeah, but I don't think Lifeline's a coward." Leatherneck shrugged. "He's run into battlefields without weapons. That takes guts. A lot of 'em."
"I hope they kick Kyle out." Wanda smirked. "He deserves it for what he did."
"He'd make a great Acolyte right now." Blob grumbled.
"Yeah, what he did to Lina? Sounds like something Magneto would do. I should know." Lance shuddered as he remembered the barbed wire.
"Look, Kyle's still one of us, you know." Terrell said.
"Let's see, first he neglected his job, which put my brother, Pyro, and Thunderbird in the infirmary, and then he brutally attacks a medic for no reason, putting her in the infirmary!" Wanda snapped.
"Hey, you think I don't care about that?" Terrell snapped. "Thunderbird's my friend, Wanda!"
"I think you're being a little to lenient on Kyle!" Wanda snapped back. "You know what he did!"
"I saw it, yo! I nearly got fried too!" Terrell yelled.
"Hey c'mon!" Ace said loudly. "Fighting isn't going to help. Let's just let Jake and Kyle settle this. Al and Theresa are talking with Hawk and Duke as to what to do next."
"I feel sorry for Falcon." Lila gulped. "He abandoned his post. They'll throw the book at him! Then pick it up, and slap him in the face very hard numerous times with it!"
"Well, that just brightens our day, Lila. Thanks." Ali said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"I feel sorry for Lina." Paul said. "First, her parents disown her for her mutation, then Kyle nearly kills her. I bet she feels terrible."
"She's unconscious." Craig said simply. "Blob and I checked on her. Stretcher said it was a miracle that she was only burned. With the amount of volts she took, Kyle could've permanently damaged her nervous system."
"I mean, who does Kyle think he is?" Blob growled. "Just because she doesn't like to fight, it doesn't mean she's a coward. And it doesn't give Kyle any right to treat her like she's a punching bag!" Pietro opened his mouth, but Wanda hit him with a golf club before he could say anything. "And he goes on about my past?!"
"Something is wrong with Kyle." Craig said. Everyone looked at him. "I got this odd feeling. I'm no telepath, but I can tell something is wrong with Kyle. Something seriously wrong."
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(Cobra La)
Cobra La was an almost alien landscape, hidden underneath the mountains of the Himalayas. (A/N: I haven't seen the movie in a long time, so I don't quite exactly remember what Cobra La looked like. If I got it wrong, sorry) The sky was pink with streaks in red. The trees were odd and purple, rather like purple bulbs on big brown stalks. Amidst a horde of celebrating Cobras, the flying pod containing Serpentor III landed on a cliff. The snake-like tyrant emerged from the pod.
"My troops! I have returned!" He said triumphantly.
"Ahh, my ultimate warrior." A figure revealed himself. From the waist up, he looked like a normal human. He was bald, had a red seashell-shaped eyepatch over his left eye connected to a headband, and was clad in a green outfit that left his right arm and shoulder bare. However, the lower half of his body appeared to be a red sphere. Upon closer examination, the red came from small crabs.
"My God!" Virus retched in disgust. Cobra La kind of freaked him out. He never was a fan of organic tech, he felt more comfortable surrounded by computers and machines thanks to his genetic mutation. "What are you?"
"I am Golobulus, Supreme Ruler of Cobra La."
"I'd like to know what this Cobra La place is about!" Zanya said. The Dreadnoks looked rather sick at the sight of Golobulus. The arrogant and mentally ill Virus glared at Golobulus.
"Golobulus, huh? Well, I find you sickening!" Virus snapped. Golobulus laughed arrogantly at the mutant hacker.
"Ahh, my people are advanced. Very advanced. Instead of depending on cold machines like you, we breed and use the power of DNA to aid in our daily lives."
"Your people?" Baroness and Destro said in shock. Golobulus only smirked at the two and turned to Serpentor.
"Ahh, I see my telepathic message to you worked, Dr. Mindbender." Golobulus laughed.
"What?!" Mindbender blinked. "But, I created Serpentor! All three! The idea was mine!"
"I was the one who sent you the knowledge needed to do it to you in the first place!" He laughed.
Well, there's a twist for ya! What'll happen next? What'll happen to Kyle? Will Falcon get punished for his role in Serpentor's regaining freedom? Will Cobra still go after the BET? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!