GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Metal Dragon1: Yep, I'm gonna keep on asking until you put the next chapter up! And I did pick up on Firestorm. Well, he somehow got Unus put in prison, and Carmella has sworn revenge.
To Wizard1: Actually, Omega is a character belonging to Descendant. He's the star of "Brotherhood Evolution", a real good and funny fic! You should read it! Omega Red had different powers. He had tentacles, but they emitted deadly pheromones. Mike's do not.
To Sparky Genocide: Well, descendant did let me use him, and I thought he'd make a good Renegade. He's the counterpart to Carmella. His cool head helps keep her hot temper in check. Carmella doesn't think of herself as a Misfit. She looks down on the Misfits. She thinks of herself as a Renegade. So does Omega, but he has respect for the Misfit teams.
To descendant: I'm glad you liked it. And I'm glad you liked the way I interpreted Omega. I imagined him as the type who was cool under pressure, and has a bit of a "Yeah, whatever" attitude.
To Red Witch: Have fun on your vacation!
It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, screams, chants, and claps* This time, we look at one of the new Joe recruits, Hi-Tech!
Hi-Tech
Real Name: David P. Lewinski
Class: Altered human
Affiliation: Army
Rank: E-4
Powers: Thanks to an act of goofiness in a lightning storm, Hi-Tech's brain was modified with new pathways that allowed him to mentally access and control electronic devices. He can command computers to display information he desires, to turn themselves off (He has to turn a device on manually to be able to control it), and he can use his powers to "read" the health of electronics and circuits. He also has displayed signs of enhanced memory ability. He is often mistaken as a mutant because of it. His powers have also given him some hacking talent. Hi-Tech has no X-Gene.
Primary Military Specialty: Armament Research & Design, Electronic Warfare
Secondary Military Specialty: Telecommunication, Electronic Research and Development
Birthplace: St. Paul, Minnesota
Motto (From his filecard, found on YoJoe.com): "If it isn't alive or art, I can fix it"
Bio: From when he could turn on a computer, Hi-Tech was fascinated by mechanical and electronic devices. He would often take apart old video game cartridges and other assorted items to see how they worked.
At the age of twelve, Hi-Tech was working in a junkyard in a lightning storm. He made the mistake of taking apart a radio when he was struck by lightning, which also hit the radio. Somehow, the lighting-charged electronics mutated his brain. In the hospital, he discovered he could mentally command his room's television to change channel simply by mental command. He practiced this talent in secret, and he used it to help with his hobby of repairing electronics.
Hi-Tech is a kind-hearted soul who just can't say no. He often spends his free time helping to repair the electronics of other Joe members. He doesn't mind, because he likes to think of it as practice. In the GI Joe team, Hi-Tech maintenances electronic offensive and defensive systems that the team uses against Cobra.
Chapter 13: Plans Revealed!
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(Cobra La)
"What is this place?" Lady Jaye asked Zanya. The Joes were held in a cell in Cobra La's prison. Bulldog and Jester noted the bars were made from what appeared to be odd-looking crabs.
"Amazing." Bulldog noted. "Lionheart, Jester! Look at this! Somehow these crazy Cobra La people managed to combine technology and animals."
"Wow. Robo-Crabs." Lionheart poked a crab shell, and she got shocked. "Eep! Hey! Crabs can't do that!"
"These can." Zanya smirked.
"Look you little brat-" Bulldog reached through the bars in an attempt to grab Zanya, but he got shocked. "YIIIII!!!!!"
"Talk about a shocking development." Jester chuckled.
"Shut up Jester." Cover Girl groaned.
"I see you have met the capabilities of Cobra La." Golobulus hovered over to the entrapped Joes.
"Eww, it's a mutant version of the Glob." Lionheart's face twisted in disgust.
"What is this place?" Lady Jaye snapped.
"The last remaining vestiges of a great civilization." Golobulus responded. "You see, we were the original rulers of Earth. That is, until your Ice Age came along. We ended up driven underground because of man. Man's ability to adapt to temperature changes and their growing intelligence allowed them to drive us underground. You creatures should never have taken over! So we planned, and observed. We also witnessed the emergence of your next phase in evolution: The mutant population of the world."
"Yes." Pythona laughed, looking at Zanya. "Some mutants possess great powers. I have seen your mutant children. What do you call them? The East Coast and West Coast Misfits, ah yes. Well, with the new project I have Dr. Mindbender and the one called Virus working on, they will be of no concern." The Joes growled.
"Ha!" Zanya scoffed. "Good luck getting those two to work together. Dr. Mindbender and Virus are very arrogant and they don't like each other. Virus specializes in machines, and he doesn't think too highly of organic life-forms that aren't named Althea and can control water. Dr. Mindbender is a geneticist, and he thinks Virus is a stupid loudmouthed psycho punk."
"He is a stupid, loudmouthed psychotic punk who hates all organic life." Lionheart grumbled.
"Why are you after the BET?" Roadblock asked.
"I really was hoping Cobra Commander could retrieve it for me, but as usual, his forces failed. He shamed his fellow warriors of Cobra La."
"WHAT?!" The Joes yelled.
"Yes, the one you call Cobra Commander is a native of Cobra La. He was a scientist that we sent to hopefully destroy humanity. He disfigured himself when an experiment went wrong in his lab. But, he was a bumbler." He pointed to the next cell. In it was a very unhappy Cobra Commander, cursing under his breath. He was held to the wall. "However, I have a new plan to take back our planet. As you know, the BET can send energy anywhere. I plan to send some mutagenic pods I created up over the planet. I will use the BET to provide the heat energy needed to allow the pods to mature. Once they do, they'll explode, blanketing the earth in spores. The spores will turn every human on the planet into mindless snake animals, then Cobra La will retake its rightful place as the rulers of the Earth!" Golobulus held up a pod, a brown football-shaped thing. "Allow me to demonstrate." He held the pod up to Cobra Commander. The pod exploded, covering the commander in his spores.
"Oh my God!" Lady Jaye cried in shock.
Uh oh! Looks like our heroes are in really big trouble now! Will Golobulus's plan succeed? Will Cobra get their claws on the BET? Does Virus really hate organic life? What are the Joes and the Renegades up to? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!