Ripplezrain: Hey! Sorry about that looooooong updating time, but as I said
before: I went on vacation.
Vegeta: What a relief.
Ripplezrain: I know! It was sooo cool! I went beachcombing every day, and I got to snorkel and feed the fish, and then this giant blue fish came up and bit me on the finger, and I tried to kick it, but I stubbed my toe, but anyways, it was soooo relaxing and-
Vegeta: Stop your rambling! I meant that it was a relief for ME! You were gone for a whole week!
Gohan: You gotta admit, Vegeta's right. When you're here, you torture me endlessly.
Ripplezrain: *Sniff sniff* I'm sorry guys. I wasn't being too considerate. I WILL NEVER TORTURE YOU TWO AGAIN!
Gohan and Vegeta: REALLY?!
Ripplezrain: *Snorts* As if.
Gohan and Vegeta: AWWWWWWWW! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Ripplezrain: Now, for a poll: Should my new muse be: Videl, Goku, Someone Else (State someone in your review, please), or no new muse? Tell me your answer!
Vegeta: Ok, if Ripplezrain owned DBZ, I would be dead already, from humiliation, and so would all of the other characters. HINT HINT I AM NOT A GHOST!
Ripplezrain: *Quirks eyebrow.* Was that a disclaimer?
Vegeta: Why, yes, of course!
Ripplezrain: .... Interesting point of view on things.
Vegeta: Thank you.
Ripplezrain: UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: What?!
Ripplezrain: *Slaps forehead* Dope!
Previously on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Goten and Trunks did the fusion technique, and succeeded in destroying the whole gym.
"I AM GOTENKS! NONE OF YOU PATHETIC WEAKLINGS COULD EVER MATCH MY POWER! YOU WANNA SEE FOR YOURSELF?" Gotenks started to dart around the room like a jellybean. (A/N: Jellybeans rule!) He blasted holes in the walls and destroyed the basketball hoops. Everyone watched in amazement and horror as a little kid was completely ruined their gym.
Sharpener, with his Stegosaurus mind, was convinced this was some sort of trick the 'nerd-boy' had come up with. He said in a loud voice, "Oh big deal! This is probably some sort of optical-asylum thing and I bet I could beat that kid in five seconds flat." (A/N: I purposely spelled it 'optical- asylum' just to prove Sharpener's idiocy to the world. I hate him, personally.)
Gotenks heard this, due to his acute hearing, and gave Sharpener what appeared to be a light kick in the stomach. Sharpener doubled over on the ground and looked as if he was about to barf. (A/N: I almost pity him. Notice the ALMOST.)
This basically continued for twenty more minutes, but once the half hour was up, two little chibis sprang out.
"Huh? What just happened?"
Gohan advanced on the poor little kids. He resembled Chichi wielding a frying pan. (A/N: I LOOOOOVE Chichi's frying pan!)
"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT FUSING?!" Gohan screamed with a world-record amount of decibels.
Goten and Trunks flinched. "We're s-ss-ssorry," whimpered Goten.
"YOU TWO WILL TELL THE CLASS THAT NOTHING HAPPENED!"
"How are we gonna do that?" asked Trunks.
"I DON'T KNOW! IT WAS YOUR MISTAKE, YOU FIX IT!"
"Alright!" they said.
They then walked to the front of the class and said, "Nothing has just happened. You did not just see the two of us become one. You did not see some alien technique of merging. You did not just see a little kid ruin the entire gym."
Gohan slapped his forehead. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME?!"
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Gohan desperately thought of a way to get out of this seemingly impossible situation. But before he had any time to brainstorm, Videl stomped over.
"GOHAN! Would you mind explaining to me why two little kids became one little kid and managed to beat up Sharpener and the gym?!" shrieked Videl.
"Um, a mirage. You see, our school is sitting on a, um, underground cavern with lots and lots of water in it. And, um, the water, um, has lots of this type of fish that creates a sort of chemical in the water and air, and it goes up to the school and, um, pollutes our brains and causes us to see strange things! That's why I saw a giant squid walking around here once! Yeah, that's it!"
"Oh really? Would you mind telling me why we all saw the exact same thing?!" Videl quirked an eyebrow.
"Because, uh, the chemical that made us see things came from the same fish, therefore giving us the same illusion!" Gohan stammered.
"And what is the name of this fish?"
"Uh, the Singing Bass! Because they make funny noises! Yep, that's it."
"Uh-huh. Sure. You won't mind if I check up this fish, will you? Of course you won't! I'll be right back," Videl said as she dashed out. A few minutes later, she came back with a huge book, an encyclopedia.
"It's the most complete encyclopedia there is in the school library. Such a unique, fascinating fish would be in this big thing, now wouldn't it?" Videl said.
Videl checked up Singing Bass, and this was the entry:
Singing Bass- A member of the bass family. Can make funny noises to produce chemicals that they expel.
"See! It's in here!" Gohan shouted. *Boy am I lucky! I'm so glad that I found that Singing Bass in the lake while fishing when I was three, and it scared me half to death. Then Mom spent a week checking up on it in the fish guide things. Thank you, great Singing Bass!* (And when he became a scholar, Gohan created the Singing Bass things that people put on their walls. They weren't very popular, but he did that as a monument to the fish that saved his life.)
Videl scowled. "I still don't believe you, Son Gohan. You'd better come up with a better explanation, and fast." Then, to Gohan's immense relief, she went away.
Giving Gohan the perfect opportunity to yell at Goten and Trunks.
He dashed up to them and gave them a horrible, deathly, EVILLY-EVIL glare.
The chibis gulped.
"WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS WERE YOU THINKING?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO DO THE FUSION DANCE?! YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT THIS TIME!" and this continued along this vein for some time.
Vegeta laughed and snorted. "Why are you yelling at the brats when they did nothing wrong?"
"You do that all the time, Vegeta."
"Good point. Anyways, what was that about a 'Singing Bass?'"
"Long story."
"Alright, everyone. After that, um, unique experience, it seems like we are trapped in the gym, because the doors caved in. Now, I called for someone to dig us out, but it'll take awhile. But we must continue with our PE session. How about we dance the macarena?!" Mr. Physedstinks said.
There was a shocked silence from the class. Finally, one girl spoke up. "You're actually asking us to do the MACERANA?! Are you mentally ill?"
"What?" Mr. Physedstinks asked. "The macarena is a FUN dance!"
Multiple groans.
Mr. Physedstinks went through the incredibly stupid steps with everyone. The only people who appeared to have a good time were the chibis, who danced with extraordinary enthusiasm.
Vegeta was standing stock-still.
"What's the matter, Vegeta? Why aren't you dancing?" asked the teacher.
Vegeta shot him a death glare. "If you expect the Prince of the Saiyans to actually do that idiotic routine of pointless movements, then you need a therapist. The bratlings did threaten me with my mate's wrath last time, but I would rather have her wrath than to have my pride shredded to pieces."
And a stone couldn't move him.
Well, the stone probably would have been shattered into a kazillion pieces, but that's another story.
And again, Gohan and Videl were having quite a bad time at it. You know, the usual, tripping, falling, stepping on other people's feet, etc. I don't want to sound too repetitive.
But I'll put it this way: If you saw them dancing, then you would imagine it to be an alien ritual, and the theme song to the Twilight Zone would play in your head. *Du nu du nu du nu nnnniiiiiiiuuuuu!*
And finally, the long awaited bell rang! Gohan sighed with relief, and ran straight into a wall. What normally would have been an open door was blocked off, thanks to Gotenk's little demonstration.
"Are we stuck here?!" he asked the teacher.
"Yes, thanks to your little friend, or your little friends," Mr. Physedstinks said, shooting the chibis an angry glare. "But don't worry, they'll dig us out in about an hour!"
"AN HOUR! WHAT KIND OF TIME DO YOU THINK I HAVE?! I HAVE TO GO HOME AND TRAIN AND TRAIN AND TRAIN, SINCE KAKAROT IS COMING BACK TO LIFE TOMORROW!" Vegeta yelled. "I'LL SPEED THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT!"
With that said, he blasted a large hole out of the caved-in wall and calmly walked outside.
Causing about eighty feet to point to the ceiling; everyone falls down anime-style.
Causing (after everyone to get up) everyone to run out like crazy, creating a stampede.
Causing Gohan to sigh with relief: school was finally over.
Ripplezrain: Nothing happened much in that chapter. Sorry. And its not really funny..
Vegeta: It was never funny.
Ripplezrain: DIE VEGGIE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and review please.
Vegeta: What a relief.
Ripplezrain: I know! It was sooo cool! I went beachcombing every day, and I got to snorkel and feed the fish, and then this giant blue fish came up and bit me on the finger, and I tried to kick it, but I stubbed my toe, but anyways, it was soooo relaxing and-
Vegeta: Stop your rambling! I meant that it was a relief for ME! You were gone for a whole week!
Gohan: You gotta admit, Vegeta's right. When you're here, you torture me endlessly.
Ripplezrain: *Sniff sniff* I'm sorry guys. I wasn't being too considerate. I WILL NEVER TORTURE YOU TWO AGAIN!
Gohan and Vegeta: REALLY?!
Ripplezrain: *Snorts* As if.
Gohan and Vegeta: AWWWWWWWW! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
Ripplezrain: Now, for a poll: Should my new muse be: Videl, Goku, Someone Else (State someone in your review, please), or no new muse? Tell me your answer!
Vegeta: Ok, if Ripplezrain owned DBZ, I would be dead already, from humiliation, and so would all of the other characters. HINT HINT I AM NOT A GHOST!
Ripplezrain: *Quirks eyebrow.* Was that a disclaimer?
Vegeta: Why, yes, of course!
Ripplezrain: .... Interesting point of view on things.
Vegeta: Thank you.
Ripplezrain: UNDERSTAND SARCASM!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: What?!
Ripplezrain: *Slaps forehead* Dope!
Previously on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Goten and Trunks did the fusion technique, and succeeded in destroying the whole gym.
"I AM GOTENKS! NONE OF YOU PATHETIC WEAKLINGS COULD EVER MATCH MY POWER! YOU WANNA SEE FOR YOURSELF?" Gotenks started to dart around the room like a jellybean. (A/N: Jellybeans rule!) He blasted holes in the walls and destroyed the basketball hoops. Everyone watched in amazement and horror as a little kid was completely ruined their gym.
Sharpener, with his Stegosaurus mind, was convinced this was some sort of trick the 'nerd-boy' had come up with. He said in a loud voice, "Oh big deal! This is probably some sort of optical-asylum thing and I bet I could beat that kid in five seconds flat." (A/N: I purposely spelled it 'optical- asylum' just to prove Sharpener's idiocy to the world. I hate him, personally.)
Gotenks heard this, due to his acute hearing, and gave Sharpener what appeared to be a light kick in the stomach. Sharpener doubled over on the ground and looked as if he was about to barf. (A/N: I almost pity him. Notice the ALMOST.)
This basically continued for twenty more minutes, but once the half hour was up, two little chibis sprang out.
"Huh? What just happened?"
Gohan advanced on the poor little kids. He resembled Chichi wielding a frying pan. (A/N: I LOOOOOVE Chichi's frying pan!)
"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT FUSING?!" Gohan screamed with a world-record amount of decibels.
Goten and Trunks flinched. "We're s-ss-ssorry," whimpered Goten.
"YOU TWO WILL TELL THE CLASS THAT NOTHING HAPPENED!"
"How are we gonna do that?" asked Trunks.
"I DON'T KNOW! IT WAS YOUR MISTAKE, YOU FIX IT!"
"Alright!" they said.
They then walked to the front of the class and said, "Nothing has just happened. You did not just see the two of us become one. You did not see some alien technique of merging. You did not just see a little kid ruin the entire gym."
Gohan slapped his forehead. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT ME?!"
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Gohan desperately thought of a way to get out of this seemingly impossible situation. But before he had any time to brainstorm, Videl stomped over.
"GOHAN! Would you mind explaining to me why two little kids became one little kid and managed to beat up Sharpener and the gym?!" shrieked Videl.
"Um, a mirage. You see, our school is sitting on a, um, underground cavern with lots and lots of water in it. And, um, the water, um, has lots of this type of fish that creates a sort of chemical in the water and air, and it goes up to the school and, um, pollutes our brains and causes us to see strange things! That's why I saw a giant squid walking around here once! Yeah, that's it!"
"Oh really? Would you mind telling me why we all saw the exact same thing?!" Videl quirked an eyebrow.
"Because, uh, the chemical that made us see things came from the same fish, therefore giving us the same illusion!" Gohan stammered.
"And what is the name of this fish?"
"Uh, the Singing Bass! Because they make funny noises! Yep, that's it."
"Uh-huh. Sure. You won't mind if I check up this fish, will you? Of course you won't! I'll be right back," Videl said as she dashed out. A few minutes later, she came back with a huge book, an encyclopedia.
"It's the most complete encyclopedia there is in the school library. Such a unique, fascinating fish would be in this big thing, now wouldn't it?" Videl said.
Videl checked up Singing Bass, and this was the entry:
Singing Bass- A member of the bass family. Can make funny noises to produce chemicals that they expel.
"See! It's in here!" Gohan shouted. *Boy am I lucky! I'm so glad that I found that Singing Bass in the lake while fishing when I was three, and it scared me half to death. Then Mom spent a week checking up on it in the fish guide things. Thank you, great Singing Bass!* (And when he became a scholar, Gohan created the Singing Bass things that people put on their walls. They weren't very popular, but he did that as a monument to the fish that saved his life.)
Videl scowled. "I still don't believe you, Son Gohan. You'd better come up with a better explanation, and fast." Then, to Gohan's immense relief, she went away.
Giving Gohan the perfect opportunity to yell at Goten and Trunks.
He dashed up to them and gave them a horrible, deathly, EVILLY-EVIL glare.
The chibis gulped.
"WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS WERE YOU THINKING?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO DO THE FUSION DANCE?! YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT THIS TIME!" and this continued along this vein for some time.
Vegeta laughed and snorted. "Why are you yelling at the brats when they did nothing wrong?"
"You do that all the time, Vegeta."
"Good point. Anyways, what was that about a 'Singing Bass?'"
"Long story."
"Alright, everyone. After that, um, unique experience, it seems like we are trapped in the gym, because the doors caved in. Now, I called for someone to dig us out, but it'll take awhile. But we must continue with our PE session. How about we dance the macarena?!" Mr. Physedstinks said.
There was a shocked silence from the class. Finally, one girl spoke up. "You're actually asking us to do the MACERANA?! Are you mentally ill?"
"What?" Mr. Physedstinks asked. "The macarena is a FUN dance!"
Multiple groans.
Mr. Physedstinks went through the incredibly stupid steps with everyone. The only people who appeared to have a good time were the chibis, who danced with extraordinary enthusiasm.
Vegeta was standing stock-still.
"What's the matter, Vegeta? Why aren't you dancing?" asked the teacher.
Vegeta shot him a death glare. "If you expect the Prince of the Saiyans to actually do that idiotic routine of pointless movements, then you need a therapist. The bratlings did threaten me with my mate's wrath last time, but I would rather have her wrath than to have my pride shredded to pieces."
And a stone couldn't move him.
Well, the stone probably would have been shattered into a kazillion pieces, but that's another story.
And again, Gohan and Videl were having quite a bad time at it. You know, the usual, tripping, falling, stepping on other people's feet, etc. I don't want to sound too repetitive.
But I'll put it this way: If you saw them dancing, then you would imagine it to be an alien ritual, and the theme song to the Twilight Zone would play in your head. *Du nu du nu du nu nnnniiiiiiiuuuuu!*
And finally, the long awaited bell rang! Gohan sighed with relief, and ran straight into a wall. What normally would have been an open door was blocked off, thanks to Gotenk's little demonstration.
"Are we stuck here?!" he asked the teacher.
"Yes, thanks to your little friend, or your little friends," Mr. Physedstinks said, shooting the chibis an angry glare. "But don't worry, they'll dig us out in about an hour!"
"AN HOUR! WHAT KIND OF TIME DO YOU THINK I HAVE?! I HAVE TO GO HOME AND TRAIN AND TRAIN AND TRAIN, SINCE KAKAROT IS COMING BACK TO LIFE TOMORROW!" Vegeta yelled. "I'LL SPEED THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT!"
With that said, he blasted a large hole out of the caved-in wall and calmly walked outside.
Causing about eighty feet to point to the ceiling; everyone falls down anime-style.
Causing (after everyone to get up) everyone to run out like crazy, creating a stampede.
Causing Gohan to sigh with relief: school was finally over.
Ripplezrain: Nothing happened much in that chapter. Sorry. And its not really funny..
Vegeta: It was never funny.
Ripplezrain: DIE VEGGIE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and review please.