GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Wizard1: Oh yeah, Lina's plotting revenge against Kyle. In fact, after this fic, I plan to introduce a new villain! Oh, the Commander will be returned to normal. And I think you'll be surprised by the way how he gets restored. BTW, when does the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party" come up?!
To Aaron: Yeah, when Carmella's angry (Which is not rare), the Renegades run for cover!! I'm glad you liked this chapter. Kyle's dark nature is growing, you know. And who knows what could happen as a result!
To Sparky Genocide: I'm glad you enjoyed seeing the renegades fear Carmella! Thanks for the suggestions. I'll see what I can do!
To Red Witch: YAY!!! YOU'RE BACK!!! WHOO-HOO!!!!! BTW, I read "Mutants on Film"!! Love it! Will you bring in the Starr Brothers, please?! Maybe you can bring in Paul Starr as Dylan Hunter's friend, and Craig Starr as Dylan's Bodyguard. All I know is that Lance-zilla and Peter-mora are going to rampage Hollywood!
To Metal Dragon1: Oh yes, Lina did get an idea for revenge! Well, thank Sparky Genocide for the idea of Evo-tizing Carmella. Anyway, when will the next chapter of "Take the Long Way Home" come up? I just HAVE to read it! I want to see Kid Razor make another appearance! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, and claps* This time, we look at another one of the New Recruits, the mutant with Joe membership in his blood, Beast King!
Beast King
Real Name: Jack McCormick
Affiliation: Misfits (West Coast team)
Powers: Beast King has the ability to mentally alter his DNA to match any known animal. In essence, Jack can change into any animal. In his animal forms, he does maintain his intelligence, but cannot speak in most of these forms. He can only change into animals he's seen. He also, like Rahne Sinclair, the West Coast Misfit codenamed Wolfsbane, can change into a 'transitory' form or form characteristics of other animals, but that talent is rarely used. In animal form, Beast King can communicate with other animals. For example, if Beast King turns into a bee, he can communicate with other bees and tell them things. Beast King can switch animal forms in less than a quarter-second in the heat of battle.
Birthplace: Malibu, California
Bio: As a child, Jack McCormick loved two things: visiting the Malibu Zoo, and surfing alongside his older cousin John, who would eventually go on to join GI Joe as Wipe-Out. He lived a relatively normal life as a surfer bum until one day. At the age of 18, Jack went to bed one night, and dreamed he was swinging in a jungle. He woke up the next morning to find himself an orangutan!
Emma Frost came to meet the McCormicks alongside the Hellions. Frost hoped to recruit the shape-shifter, but as with the attempt to recruit Kyle Wildfire, the West Coast Misfit codenamed Thunderbolt, it turned into a disaster. The Hellion Monet St. Croix, known as M, learned of Jack's relation to Wipe-Out, and she made a derogatory comment about him and GI Joe. In anger (Beast King looks up to Wipe-Out), Beast King transformed into a woodpecker and attacked her head! The Hellions tried to defend their comrade, but Beast King's ability to switch animal modes in less than a second confused and threw them off. The fight was finished by Beast King turning into a bee, and calling all the bees in a nearby hive to attack the Hellions. As they ran away, Wipe-Out arrived to visit, wondering what the heck was going on. Beast King's parents explained to Wipe-Out, and the surfer suggested Beast King join the Misfits. Beast King accepted.
Note: Beast King is every bit the surfer bum as Wipe-Out. Beast King is a certified lifeguard and surfing instructor.
Chapter 15: Insanity and A Mission!
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(A lounge)
Firestar, Spyder, Beast King, and Longshot were all lounging around. The four mutants were discussing where they were going.
"Spyder and I are going to the East Coast Team." Angelica sighed. "Whoopie. That nut Pyro keeps giving me flowers and calling me Fire Angel."
"Longshot here and I are totally going West Coast, dudettes." Jack laughed. "Blondie's gone ga-ga over that Dazzler chick." He pointed at Longshot, who was staring into space with a silly grin on his face. "Dude…hello? Hello? Earth to Longshot?" He snapped his fingers in front of the Mojoworld native's face. Nothing happened.
"Man Longshot, you need help." Spyder shook her head, sipping juice from a straw.
"Dude, my family loves this! This'll get you laughing!" Jack turned into a chicken and started doing a goofy dance and clucking. Angelica and Spyder burst out laughing. Psyche-Out peeked in.
"Uhm, can I talk to the four of you for a second?" The Joe psychiatrist asked. The new mutants walked out, except for Longshot.
"She thought I was cute…" He sighed. Psyche-Out led Angelica, Jack, and Spyder to a window. Jack turned into a parrot and landed on Psyche-Out's shoulder. Psyche-Out motioned to what was happening on the other side. It was a screaming Hardcase. He was being attacked by Law's dog Order and Snake-Eyes' wolf, Timber. They were ripping at his pants.
"Can you kids explain this?"
"Awk! Looks like Hardcase really loves animals! Awk!" Jack replied in his parrot form.
"Now from what I've heard, somebody soaked Hardcase's underwear, all of it, in meat. Funny, but wrong. Very wrong." Psyche-Out said. He crossed his arms. "Do you have any idea who did it?" The three looked at each other.
"Maybe it was that moron Pietro." Spyder shrugged. They heard giggling.
"I guess you got your answer." Angelica said. Psyche-Out looked out the window and saw a laughing Trinity hovering over the screaming Joe. Paul ran up to Angelica, carrying some chocolates.
"Here, Angie. From St. John." Paul handed Angelica the chocolates. She groaned.
"Remind me to smack that psycho Aussie when he gets out of the infirmary." Angelica groaned. She held up a book St. John gave her. "He wrote this for me. It's some gothic novel." She opened it. Paul noticed the title on the book: "Moonlight Metal".
"Uh oh." Paul gulped. Angelica's eyes widened.
"OH MY GOD!!!! SHE'S DOING WHAT WITH A GUITAR?!?!?!?!?!"
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(Meeting Room, Renegade HQ)
"Carmella, get Falcon and Kyle in here!" Sarge ordered. He and the other Renegades were gathered around a table. Carmella nodded and got up. She grinned as she walked outside. She had dug a big pit, put live angry scorpions in it, then threw Falcon and a powerless Thunderbolt in it. The two spent the past two hours screaming and dodging scorpion strikes.
"Carmella, get us out!" Falcon screamed. Carmella crossed her arms.
"You wusses! This is to help you improve your ability to react." Carmella grumbled.
"Carmella Unuscione, so help me God, get the Thunderbolt out of here, or the Thunderbolt will find a way to get this collar off, then give you the mother of all shocks!" Kyle snapped. Carmella smirked.
"Ahh, shut your mouth!" Carmella snapped. She threw down one end of a rope, then activated her forcefield. "You clowns are lucky. We got a mission, and you're joining us unfortunately." Falcon and Kyle grabbed the rope. With one mighty tug, Carmella pulled them up.
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Kyle and Falcon were sent flying. They hit the ground hared with an "OOF!!!!!!!!!" Carmella unceremoniously grabbed them by their collars and forced them to their feet.
"C'mon, you morons! We got a mission, and the Sarge doesn't like to wait!" Carmella said.
"I thought you don't like people ordering you around." Kyle smirked. Carmella glared. She huffed and walked to the HQ.
"Man, what's her problem." Falcon whispered to Kyle. Kyle shrugged.
"She has problems. Major problems." Kyle whispered back with a snicker. The three entered.
"Wow, Carm. You must be mellowing. Normally, you beat up the new guys, then drag 'em in." Mike snickered. Carmella grumbled.
"Shut up, Sunshine." She grumbled, going back to her seat.
"Glad you're here." Sarge chuckled at Kyle and Falcon. Kyle pulled at his collar with a grumble. "Anyway, we got word that several members of GI Joe have been captured in the mountains. They have no idea where they could be. We've been ordered by Duke to invade a Terror Drome there and see if we can extract any information."
"Sounds easy." Mike scoffed.
"Think you clowns can handle it?" Carmella smirked at Falcon and Kyle.
"Up your nose with a rubber hose, Unuscione." Kyle snarled.
"How will we be able to sneak in?" Falcon wondered. Sergeant Slaughter smirked.
"Ask Mercer. He used to be a Cobra Viper. He knows."
Well, the Renegades have got a mission! Can they pull it off? What of the others? What'll happen next? Will our heroes win? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!