Ripplezrain: HI!!!!!!!!! Let's welcome our new muse, Legolas the elf from
Lord of the Rings!!!!!!!!
Vegeta and Gohan: WHAT?!!! THAT WASN'T ONE OF THE CHOICES!!!!!!!!
Ripplezrain: I know, but my friend decided that he was the best choice. Now, I am not a stupid Legolas fangirl. (No offense to those who are.) But we think that this is a lot more interesting. *Grins evilly.*
Vegeta: *Mutters about idiocy.*
Legolas: There is a fell voice in the air!
Ripplezrain, Gohan, and Vegeta: -__-
(If you watched the first LOTR movie, then you'll get it.)
Vegeta: *Gets impatient with Legolas and shoots a few weak ki blasts at him.* How would you like to be ki-fried?!
Legolas: Yikes! *Dodges blasts.* *Gets arrows and shoots them at Veggie.*
Vegeta: *Grabs arrows and grounds them into fine powder.*
Legolas: Eeep. *Runs for his life*
Vegeta: Come back here and take the beating with true pride! *Chases after him*
Ripplezrain: WAIT! YOU NEED TO DO MY DISCLAIMER VEGGIE!
Vegeta: RIPPLEZRAIN DOES NOT OWN DBZ, EUKANUBA, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT SHE DOES NOT OWN!
Ripplezrain: NO DUH!!!!!!
Gohan: So, what are you gonna do to torture me this time?!
Ripplezrain: You'll see!!!!!!! *Cackles wildly*
Gohan: -__- Are you going to stop Leggie-bashing though?
Ripplezrain: I should, or else I'll lose a muse and get sued.*Runs after Vegeta and Legolas.*
Gohan: Is there any doubt over Ripplezrain's insanity?!
Previously on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Uhh, not much happened.Let's see, they did the Macarena and went home.
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Chichi ran over to Gohan's room, extremely excited. "GOHAN!!!!" she screeched.
Gohan didn't even stir.
Chichi sighed. This was urgent and she wasn't about to be delayed by some sleepy teenager. She whipped out her frying pan and gave him a few good bashes on the head.
.to no avail.
What would make this lug head wake up?! Chichi suddenly came up with a brilliant solution. "GOHAN, BREAKFAST IS READY!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT BREAKFAST?! IS IT SAUSAGES?! PANCAKES?! WAFFLES?!" was Gohan's response.
Chichi sweatdropped.
"IT IS FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! BULMA, VEGETA, AND KRILLIN HAVE COLLECTED THE DRAGONBALLS AND ARE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR YOU SO THAT WE CAN WISH YOUR FATHER BACK TO LIFE!" she screamed.
Gohan had fallen asleep again.
After about fifteen minutes of yelling and screaming from Chichi, Gohan got up and went outside to find out that nearly the entire Z Gang was there.
"Oh good, about time you got up. Really, you'd think a person would get up faster when they learn that their father will come back to life!" Bulma said.
"Well, I'm here now. Can we get started?" Gohan asked.
"Sure." (A/N: Umm, I'm not exactly sure what you say to get the dragon to come out, so I'll make something up, alright?)
"SHENLONG! COME OUT!" (A/N: Very original and clever, right? *Gets pelted by tomatoes* Guess not.)
A great green dragon with freaky red eyes suddenly burst out of the balls. The sky darkened, and the dragon spoke. "YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER! NAME YOUR WISHES!"
Bulma raised her face, seeing the great dragon for about the billionth time. "WE WISH THAT THE MAN SON GOKU SHOULD BE ALIVE AGAIN AND APPEAR HERE AT THIS VERY SPOT!" she said, trying to be as specific as possible.
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" said the dragon. "WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH?"
"We'll use that one some other time. Bye Shenlong!" Bulma called.
Shenlong disappeared back into the dragonballs and they separated into different directions.
Suddenly, there was a cheery call of "Hi!" Everyone spun around to see, of all people, Goku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WE'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!" shrieked Chichi.
"I've missed you guys too," said Goku.
*Exert big family, friend, son, father moment.* (A/N: I suck at sappy, so I'm not going to bother.
"So, where's the food?" (A/N: You can probably guess who said that.)
Everyone laughed (except Vegeta) and decided to go to Bulma's house. She had a big refrigerator.
They either flew on a helicopter to the house or flew by themselves. When they got there Goku darted to the kitchen, opened the fridge door at supernatural speed, and gave a blissful sigh. Then, he started stuffing himself with everything in sight. Roast chicken, steak, corn, egg rolls, spaghetti, rice, and anything edible. (A/N: I made myself hungry.)
Then, suddenly, there was a shriek in the air. Bulma came running through, and her face was full of terror.
"What happened?" asked Chichi.
"I JUST NOTICED THAT THE FOOD THAT GOKU IS EATING IS *dun dun dun* VEGETA'S COOKING!!!!!!!!!!"
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHA CLIFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta, Legolas, and Gohan: Boy, are you mean!
Ripplezrain: Why thank you!
Legolas: *Looks a little singed.* Really, why are the two people with sticky-up hair all two-dimensional?
Vegeta: Well, who'd want that sissy blonde, carefully braided hair of yours?!
Legolas: *Sticks up nose*
Vegeta: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! INSOLENCE!!!!!!!!! *Ki blasts poor Leggie*
Ripplezrain: NOT THIS AGAIN! VEGETA, LEAVE LEGOLAS ALONE OR I WILL, AND I MEAN IT, CALL BULMA!!!!!!
Vegeta: Gulp.
Legolas: HAHAHAHA! A MERE MORTAL WOMAN CONTROLS YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Vegeta: THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!
Legolas: I'm a prince too, you know. Prince of Mirkwood.
Vegeta: Well, I'm the prince of a whole planet!
Legolas: Yeah, but I'm older than you. I'm about 1000 years old!
Vegeta: So?
Legolas: I'm better.
Vegeta: Are not!
Legolas: Are too!
Vegeta: Are not!
Legolas: Are too!
Vegeta: Are- oh what the HFIL! *Ki blasts Leggie again*
Ripplezrain: *Glares* OHHHHHHH BULMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta and Gohan: WHAT?!!! THAT WASN'T ONE OF THE CHOICES!!!!!!!!
Ripplezrain: I know, but my friend decided that he was the best choice. Now, I am not a stupid Legolas fangirl. (No offense to those who are.) But we think that this is a lot more interesting. *Grins evilly.*
Vegeta: *Mutters about idiocy.*
Legolas: There is a fell voice in the air!
Ripplezrain, Gohan, and Vegeta: -__-
(If you watched the first LOTR movie, then you'll get it.)
Vegeta: *Gets impatient with Legolas and shoots a few weak ki blasts at him.* How would you like to be ki-fried?!
Legolas: Yikes! *Dodges blasts.* *Gets arrows and shoots them at Veggie.*
Vegeta: *Grabs arrows and grounds them into fine powder.*
Legolas: Eeep. *Runs for his life*
Vegeta: Come back here and take the beating with true pride! *Chases after him*
Ripplezrain: WAIT! YOU NEED TO DO MY DISCLAIMER VEGGIE!
Vegeta: RIPPLEZRAIN DOES NOT OWN DBZ, EUKANUBA, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT SHE DOES NOT OWN!
Ripplezrain: NO DUH!!!!!!
Gohan: So, what are you gonna do to torture me this time?!
Ripplezrain: You'll see!!!!!!! *Cackles wildly*
Gohan: -__- Are you going to stop Leggie-bashing though?
Ripplezrain: I should, or else I'll lose a muse and get sued.*Runs after Vegeta and Legolas.*
Gohan: Is there any doubt over Ripplezrain's insanity?!
Previously on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Uhh, not much happened.Let's see, they did the Macarena and went home.
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Chichi ran over to Gohan's room, extremely excited. "GOHAN!!!!" she screeched.
Gohan didn't even stir.
Chichi sighed. This was urgent and she wasn't about to be delayed by some sleepy teenager. She whipped out her frying pan and gave him a few good bashes on the head.
.to no avail.
What would make this lug head wake up?! Chichi suddenly came up with a brilliant solution. "GOHAN, BREAKFAST IS READY!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT BREAKFAST?! IS IT SAUSAGES?! PANCAKES?! WAFFLES?!" was Gohan's response.
Chichi sweatdropped.
"IT IS FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! BULMA, VEGETA, AND KRILLIN HAVE COLLECTED THE DRAGONBALLS AND ARE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR YOU SO THAT WE CAN WISH YOUR FATHER BACK TO LIFE!" she screamed.
Gohan had fallen asleep again.
After about fifteen minutes of yelling and screaming from Chichi, Gohan got up and went outside to find out that nearly the entire Z Gang was there.
"Oh good, about time you got up. Really, you'd think a person would get up faster when they learn that their father will come back to life!" Bulma said.
"Well, I'm here now. Can we get started?" Gohan asked.
"Sure." (A/N: Umm, I'm not exactly sure what you say to get the dragon to come out, so I'll make something up, alright?)
"SHENLONG! COME OUT!" (A/N: Very original and clever, right? *Gets pelted by tomatoes* Guess not.)
A great green dragon with freaky red eyes suddenly burst out of the balls. The sky darkened, and the dragon spoke. "YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER! NAME YOUR WISHES!"
Bulma raised her face, seeing the great dragon for about the billionth time. "WE WISH THAT THE MAN SON GOKU SHOULD BE ALIVE AGAIN AND APPEAR HERE AT THIS VERY SPOT!" she said, trying to be as specific as possible.
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" said the dragon. "WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH?"
"We'll use that one some other time. Bye Shenlong!" Bulma called.
Shenlong disappeared back into the dragonballs and they separated into different directions.
Suddenly, there was a cheery call of "Hi!" Everyone spun around to see, of all people, Goku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"WE'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!" shrieked Chichi.
"I've missed you guys too," said Goku.
*Exert big family, friend, son, father moment.* (A/N: I suck at sappy, so I'm not going to bother.
"So, where's the food?" (A/N: You can probably guess who said that.)
Everyone laughed (except Vegeta) and decided to go to Bulma's house. She had a big refrigerator.
They either flew on a helicopter to the house or flew by themselves. When they got there Goku darted to the kitchen, opened the fridge door at supernatural speed, and gave a blissful sigh. Then, he started stuffing himself with everything in sight. Roast chicken, steak, corn, egg rolls, spaghetti, rice, and anything edible. (A/N: I made myself hungry.)
Then, suddenly, there was a shriek in the air. Bulma came running through, and her face was full of terror.
"What happened?" asked Chichi.
"I JUST NOTICED THAT THE FOOD THAT GOKU IS EATING IS *dun dun dun* VEGETA'S COOKING!!!!!!!!!!"
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHA CLIFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta, Legolas, and Gohan: Boy, are you mean!
Ripplezrain: Why thank you!
Legolas: *Looks a little singed.* Really, why are the two people with sticky-up hair all two-dimensional?
Vegeta: Well, who'd want that sissy blonde, carefully braided hair of yours?!
Legolas: *Sticks up nose*
Vegeta: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! INSOLENCE!!!!!!!!! *Ki blasts poor Leggie*
Ripplezrain: NOT THIS AGAIN! VEGETA, LEAVE LEGOLAS ALONE OR I WILL, AND I MEAN IT, CALL BULMA!!!!!!
Vegeta: Gulp.
Legolas: HAHAHAHA! A MERE MORTAL WOMAN CONTROLS YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Vegeta: THE PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!
Legolas: I'm a prince too, you know. Prince of Mirkwood.
Vegeta: Well, I'm the prince of a whole planet!
Legolas: Yeah, but I'm older than you. I'm about 1000 years old!
Vegeta: So?
Legolas: I'm better.
Vegeta: Are not!
Legolas: Are too!
Vegeta: Are not!
Legolas: Are too!
Vegeta: Are- oh what the HFIL! *Ki blasts Leggie again*
Ripplezrain: *Glares* OHHHHHHH BULMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!