GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!

To Wizard1: When are you putting up the next chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party?" I NEED TO READ IT!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

To Red Witch: Glad you liked the part with the scorpions! What're you up to next?

To Sparky Genocide: I thought Firestar would react that way to Pyro's book. That sounds like a good suggestion! I would not be surprised if Carmella and Kyle are more interested in trying to knock each other senseless rather than concentrate on the mission.

To Metal Dragon1: Yeah, I saw that scene in the commercial and I thought it'd be funny to put in. Well, Kyle's collar may come off… And by the way, I think a Terror Drome is like a Cobra outpost.

It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, and claps* This time, we look at a member of the Joe team that is not afraid to charge into battle, who always stood up for right, and who has a bit of an obsession complex: Lionheart!

Lionheart

Real Name: Hannah Dawson

Rank: Corporal

Class: Mutant

Powers: Lionheart has the mutant talent to telepathically communicate with any member of the cat family. She can also charge her fingernails with energy, transforming them into extendable "laser claws". The claws can extend up to eight inches in length, and they can slice through tempered steel (The laser claws are powerful enough to slash through Cobra's most advanced models of Battle Android Troopers).

Primary Military Specialty: Fixed-Wing Aircraft Pilot (Single & Multi-Engine)

Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence, Infantry

Sent to GI Joe from England's Royal Air Force

Birthplace: London, England

Bio: Born and raised in the rough streets of London, Hannah and her older (by two years) brother, the GI Joe codenamed Bulldog, lived rough childhoods. Their father left their mother before she was even born. At the age of four, Lionheart and Bulldog's mother was attacked and murdered by street punks. The incident traumatized Bulldog, but Lionheart barely remembers her. They ended up living with their Aunt Edina and Uncle James.

Lionheart grew to be a sweet girl, but she tended to have a bit of a mouth. Young Lionheart discovered she had a talent for quips, and a love of airplanes. She also tended to have a slight obsession complex around boys she liked (Nothing really psychotic).

At puberty, Lionheart's feline telepathy emerged when she heard the thoughts of her cat Muffin. She unwillingly unsheathed her laser claws in front of her adopted parents. Luckily, they accepted her special gifts.

At the age of 18, Lionheart joined the Royal Air Force, and quickly became known as much for her flying prowess as her love of verbal comedy. (It's believed she also served with British Intelligence, but much of that is classified)

Lionheart, along with Bulldog, were selected by their CO to join GI Joe in America as part of a special training program. The siblings became handlers to the East Coast Misfit team. In GI Joe, Lionheart developed a crush on Pyro's handler, the GI Joe codenamed Barbecue. She constantly chases him around, much to his torment.

Chapter 16: Attack on the Terror-Drome!

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(Renegade HQ)

"Okay girls, that's the plan! Any questions?" Sarge asked. Omega raised his hand. "Mike."

"Why don't we make it interesting?" Mike smirked. "Let's make it educational." Sarge nodded.

"Alright." He said. "Renegades, we're goin' in with no weapons."

"No weapons?!" Falcon exclaimed. "How can we take down a Terror Drome without weapons?"  

"We improvise!" Sarge snapped. "You got a brain! A soldier has to be able to think!"

"Thinking. Not a Wildfire's strong suit, huh Kylie?" Carmella smirked at Kyle. Kyle glared.

"You should talk, Spaghetti-head." Kyle glared. "So, will the Thunderbolt be allowed to use his powers?"

"You're being trained. None of us are using our weapons." Sarge said.

"So, Carm, you or I aren't using our powers." Omega said. He put on a control collar, and so did Carmella.

"I never needed my powers to win a fight." Carmella smirked.

"Even if you could use your powers, you'd never beat my brother. You never were able to take my brother down." Kyle spat. Carmella glared.

"You are not Jake Wildfire." Carmella spat back.

"Alright, kids." Sarge said. "Mercer, guide us through." Mercer used a pointer to guide the soldiers. "The Terror-Drome has a ventilation point here. The layout has barely changed since my days as a Viper." He started. The ex-Viper led the Renegades through the map. "…And here we can reach the central computer and get out the information. The radio room is next door." Mercer finished.

"Easy." Omega laughed. "Too easy!"

"Let's do this!" Taurus said.

"Alright!" Red Dog laughed.

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(Cobra Terror-Drome, an hour later)

In a guard room, two Vipers were talking.

"I'm telling you, there is no way that Spider-Man could take the Hulk!" Viper #1 said. "A cousin of mine saw the Hulk tear apart a town!"

"Spider-Man can beat anybody!" Viper #2 said. "Even the Hulk! I saw him in action take on this overmuscled psycho with a tongue, sharp teeth, and black costume. He whooped 'im! Real good, baby!" They felt a tap on the shoulder.

"Huh?" The two turned and saw Carmella.

"Hello, ya mooks!" Carmella punched them out, then knocked their heads together. She waved the other Renegades, Falcon, and Kyle.

"Yeah, steal a play from Hogan's book." Kyle chuckled at Carmella.

"Shut up, Kylie." Carmella snarled. The Renegades held the guns racked on the wall.

"Sweet." Red Dog grinned.

"Alright." Falcon nodded. "Let's go!"

"You heard the man, Renegades!" Sarge ordered. The Renegades charged to the radio room. Omega turned on the computer.

"I got it! I know where the captured Joes are! They're in a place called Cobra La in the mountains!" He pulled out a printout.

"Let's go!" Sarge ordered. The Renegades were about to leave when the alarm klaxon sounded.

"Aw great!" Omega grumbled. "Who sounded the alarm?"

"It must've been automated!" Kyle realized.

"Sarge, may we-?" Omega tugged at his collar. Sarge nodded. "Let's party!" Omega, Carmella, and Kyle took off their collars. Kyle let some electricity flow between his fingers.

"Jabroni-beating time!" Kyle smirked. Several Vipers ran in. "Ha!" Kyle blasted the Vipers with a thunder attack. Carmella and Omega took care of some others: Carmella smacked some Vipers around with her forcefield, and Omega grabbed one with his tentacles and used the Viper as a club to smack the others. Sarge tried to operate the radio, but a stray tracer bullet hit the radio, shorting it out.

"Nuts!" Sarge grumbled.

"Looks like we're fighting our way out!" Falcon said, firing his rifle.

Hoo boy! Looks like things are about to go really insane! What'll happen next? Can the Renegades, Falcon, and Kyle escape the Terror Drome and tell the Joes about the prisoners? Will Cobra attack? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!