Vegeta: *Rubs one of a thousand bandages in various places, a gift from
Bulma* Really, why isn't there such thing as a Vegeta abuse group?
Ripplezrain: Because that would take the fun out of life.
Vegeta: Well, I'm going to start one!
*Legolas comes by*
Vegeta: Legolas, join SAVA! It stands for Stop All Vegeta Abuse. A support group for me.
Legolas: *Rolling on the floor laughing* YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I'LL STOP JOIN A SUPPORT GROUP THAT SUPPORTS YOU?! YEAH RIGHT! I'm gonna make my own group. It's SALA. Stop all Legolas abuse.
Vegeta: No one tortures you!
Legolas: Sure, and pigs fly in a purple sky. Read some Lord of the Rings fanfics. They make me look all pink and purty and princessy, if you get my drift.
Vegeta: Well you are a sissy!
Ripplezrain: *Glare* Be nice. DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL BULMA?!
Vegeta: NOOO!
Legolas: Yes!
*Gohan comes by*
Vegeta: Kakarot's brat JOIN MY SUPPORT GROUP, SAVA!
Legolas: Gohan! Plllleeeeaaaasssseeeee join SALA!
Gohan: *Yawns; just woke up* EAT BANANAS!
Ripplezrain: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!! I OWN IT, I COPYRIGHTED IT!
Gohan: Who cares? * Gets pummeled to death by lawyers*
Ripplezrain, Legolas, and Vegeta: *Laugh*
Gohan: I AM GOING TO CREATE SAGA! (Stop all Gohan abuse) I keep on dying, I'm tortured to death by people like you, and no one respects me! *Sniffle sniffle sniffle*
Ripplezrain: Oh, poor Gohan, I think we need to send you to an anti- depression group.
*A few minutes later*
Gohan: Hi my name is Gohan and my depression consumes me. WHY THE HFIL AM I SAYING THAT? AND HOW DID I GET HERE SO FAST? AND WHY IS RIPPLEZRAIN HERE?
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHA I AM THE AUTHOR I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Do the disclaimers, Veggie!
Vegeta: Ripplezrain does not own anything but her tiny little mind, which is filled with ways to disband SAVA, SALA, and SAGA.
Ripplezrain: BULMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Last time on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture: (Oops, I wrote Food Torturing and Gohan Poison)
(Goku came back to life)
Goku darted to the kitchen, opened the fridge door at supernatural speed, and gave a blissful sigh. Then, he started stuffing himself with everything in sight. Roast chicken, steak, corn, egg rolls, spaghetti, rice, and anything edible. (A/N: I made myself hungry.)
Then, suddenly, there was a shriek in the air. Bulma came running through, and her face was full of terror.
"What happened?" asked Chichi.
"I JUST NOTICED THAT THE FOOD THAT GOKU IS EATING IS *dun dun dun* VEGETA'S COOKING!!!!!!!!!!"
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Chichi obviously wasn't aware of Vegeta's deathly food. "So? Gohan ate Vegeta's cooking before!"
"Yeah, and he saw SQUIGGLY RAINBOWS AND DANCING ANIMALS! Vegeta's cooking leads to mass insanity!" Bulma screamed.
"Wait, I thought Gohan hallucinated because he had a high fever!" Chichi said.
"That's true. VEGETA'S COOKING MADE HIM HAVE A HIGH FEVER!"
Just at that moment, Goku was looking slightly green, and his eyeballs were pointing in different directions.
"Oh, great! Finally I might have gotten a decent sparring partner and now he's going to go loco because of my cooking. KAKARROT, YOU AND YOUR BIG STOMACH!" Vegeta screamed.
Goku's eyes rolled up into his head.
"MY POOR HUSBAND!!!!!" shrieked Chichi. She then started furiously whacking Vegeta. "YOU DEMONIC EVIL PERSON! YOU POISONED MY HUSBAND BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF HIM!"
Vegeta growled, but he knew that he couldn't murder the banshee with Bulma there.
Goku made a hiccupping sound.
Then, something totally unexpected happened. Goku spoke.
"GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE ONE MILLIONTH ANNUAL POOPER-SCOOPER DOG SHOW!"
"WHAT?!" everyone screamed.
"YES, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, WE'VE GOT AN EXCITING SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU! THE FIRST CATEGORY IS THE SPORTING GROUP!"
"Oh no, oh no, oh no!" yelped Gohan. "Please tell me I'm in a bad dream!"
"You're awake," Goten said. "Daddy's just crazy, that's all."
Gohan moaned. Then, something came to mind. "OH NO!!!!!!!!! MY CLASSMATES WILL BE OVER HERE IN NO TIME FOR THEIR FIELD TRIP! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!"
"Oh god. If only he wasn't insane and liable to blow up the whole class. THINK HOW MUCH WE'D BE SUED! I wouldn't be able to buy my makeup, my nice clothes, and that nice purple skirt I've wanted for months!" Bulma wailed.
"THE FIRST UP IS THE CURLY-COATED RETRIEVER! THESE DOGS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR LOVE OF WATER. THIS TYPE IS THOUGHT TO BE RELATED TO THE POODLE!" Goku announced. "AND FOLKS, THIS IS JUST A BEA-YEW-TIFUL DOG! VERY NICE CONFIGURATION, JUDGE IHATEDOGS SEEMS TO BE PRETTY PLEASED! WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER HERE!"
Chichi was near hysterics. "Goku, honey, we've gotta leave now, come on."
"PARDON ME MA'M, BUT LEAVE THE HOST ALONE! I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE DOG SHOW! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! YOU'D BE ANXIOUS TOO IF YOU WERE HOSTING THE POOPER-SCOOPER DOG SHOW FINALS! PLEASE LEAVE OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO CALL SECURITY!"
Bulma sighed. "This isn't going to work. Krillin, Piccolo, 18, and Vegeta, can you all take Goku to the GR?"
Krillin scratched his head. He scratched his head extremely often now, since he actually had hair to scratch. Mighty proud of it, he was. Anyways, back to the story. "Well, I'd love to take Goku, Bulma, but there's a slight problem. He doesn't seem to want to leave his, um, dog show," Krillin said.
"I think that as long as Goku is on Capsule Corp grounds he's still in the 'dog show.' It's worth a try," said Piccolo.
So they dragged Goku over to the GR, and luckily, he agreed with it.
But something rather unlucky happened. A yellow school bus drove up to Capsule Corp, depositing the members of Gohan's class.
Gohan gulped. He'd be getting Videl's interrogations any second now.
"Gohan!" yelled Videl.
"Umm, yeah, Videl?" Gohan said nervously.
"HOW IS IT THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU ARE NOT AT SCHOOL, BUT STANDING WITH BULMA BRIEFS, AND CHATTING TO HER LIKE YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME?!" Videl yelled some more.
"Well, actually, I've known Gohan for about thirteen years," Bulma said cheerfully.
Videl did one of those anime-style drops. But before she had time to yell and question Gohan, a huge blast of light came from the gravity room. It was followed by a mushroom-shaped big smokey thingy (you know what those are, right?!) erupting forth.
The shocked students started screaming and yelling.
Bulma and Gohan quickly ran over to the gravity room. The whole class followed. There, in the GR, was a very charred Goku, still prattling on about the pooper-scooper dog show, and a very angry Vegeta. Krillin and Piccolo were standing with a "this is not good" kind of look on their faces. And half of the GR was in smithereens.
Krillin laughed nervously. "Uh, hi everyone! Vegeta here was just really mad at Goku for talking about the dog show, so he let his anger loose, like his therapist said. Well, like his therapist said before the poor guy got blown into a dust bunny."
The class was completely bewildered.
Bulma tried desperately to cover up the truth. "Um, what Krillin means is that Vegeta and Goku both, um, have pet poodles!"
Vegeta growled, but Bulma continued.
"And they both went to a dog show to show their dogs, and Goku's dog won over Vegeta's. So, um, Vegeta got really mad, and Goku started to brag about it, and now, Goku repeats every single bit of the dog show, and Vegeta gets really mad about it. And Vegeta's kind of insane, so he burnt Goku slightly," said Bulma.
The whole class near fainted from the fact that they were in the same room with a homicidal lunatic.
Gohan sighed mournfully. "Bulma, I think you should have just let them stay bewildered."
Ripplezrain: So, review!
Legolas: And join SALA!
Vegeta: No! Join SAVA!
Gohan: Please join SAGA!
Ripplezrain: Can I invent SARA?
Gohan: You aren't abused!
Ripplezrain: Yeah, but SARA just looks sooo cool!
Gohan: *Sigh.* -__- You are hopeless!
Ripplezrain: Because that would take the fun out of life.
Vegeta: Well, I'm going to start one!
*Legolas comes by*
Vegeta: Legolas, join SAVA! It stands for Stop All Vegeta Abuse. A support group for me.
Legolas: *Rolling on the floor laughing* YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I'LL STOP JOIN A SUPPORT GROUP THAT SUPPORTS YOU?! YEAH RIGHT! I'm gonna make my own group. It's SALA. Stop all Legolas abuse.
Vegeta: No one tortures you!
Legolas: Sure, and pigs fly in a purple sky. Read some Lord of the Rings fanfics. They make me look all pink and purty and princessy, if you get my drift.
Vegeta: Well you are a sissy!
Ripplezrain: *Glare* Be nice. DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL BULMA?!
Vegeta: NOOO!
Legolas: Yes!
*Gohan comes by*
Vegeta: Kakarot's brat JOIN MY SUPPORT GROUP, SAVA!
Legolas: Gohan! Plllleeeeaaaasssseeeee join SALA!
Gohan: *Yawns; just woke up* EAT BANANAS!
Ripplezrain: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!! I OWN IT, I COPYRIGHTED IT!
Gohan: Who cares? * Gets pummeled to death by lawyers*
Ripplezrain, Legolas, and Vegeta: *Laugh*
Gohan: I AM GOING TO CREATE SAGA! (Stop all Gohan abuse) I keep on dying, I'm tortured to death by people like you, and no one respects me! *Sniffle sniffle sniffle*
Ripplezrain: Oh, poor Gohan, I think we need to send you to an anti- depression group.
*A few minutes later*
Gohan: Hi my name is Gohan and my depression consumes me. WHY THE HFIL AM I SAYING THAT? AND HOW DID I GET HERE SO FAST? AND WHY IS RIPPLEZRAIN HERE?
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHA I AM THE AUTHOR I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Do the disclaimers, Veggie!
Vegeta: Ripplezrain does not own anything but her tiny little mind, which is filled with ways to disband SAVA, SALA, and SAGA.
Ripplezrain: BULMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Last time on Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture: (Oops, I wrote Food Torturing and Gohan Poison)
(Goku came back to life)
Goku darted to the kitchen, opened the fridge door at supernatural speed, and gave a blissful sigh. Then, he started stuffing himself with everything in sight. Roast chicken, steak, corn, egg rolls, spaghetti, rice, and anything edible. (A/N: I made myself hungry.)
Then, suddenly, there was a shriek in the air. Bulma came running through, and her face was full of terror.
"What happened?" asked Chichi.
"I JUST NOTICED THAT THE FOOD THAT GOKU IS EATING IS *dun dun dun* VEGETA'S COOKING!!!!!!!!!!"
Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Chichi obviously wasn't aware of Vegeta's deathly food. "So? Gohan ate Vegeta's cooking before!"
"Yeah, and he saw SQUIGGLY RAINBOWS AND DANCING ANIMALS! Vegeta's cooking leads to mass insanity!" Bulma screamed.
"Wait, I thought Gohan hallucinated because he had a high fever!" Chichi said.
"That's true. VEGETA'S COOKING MADE HIM HAVE A HIGH FEVER!"
Just at that moment, Goku was looking slightly green, and his eyeballs were pointing in different directions.
"Oh, great! Finally I might have gotten a decent sparring partner and now he's going to go loco because of my cooking. KAKARROT, YOU AND YOUR BIG STOMACH!" Vegeta screamed.
Goku's eyes rolled up into his head.
"MY POOR HUSBAND!!!!!" shrieked Chichi. She then started furiously whacking Vegeta. "YOU DEMONIC EVIL PERSON! YOU POISONED MY HUSBAND BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF HIM!"
Vegeta growled, but he knew that he couldn't murder the banshee with Bulma there.
Goku made a hiccupping sound.
Then, something totally unexpected happened. Goku spoke.
"GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE ONE MILLIONTH ANNUAL POOPER-SCOOPER DOG SHOW!"
"WHAT?!" everyone screamed.
"YES, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, WE'VE GOT AN EXCITING SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU! THE FIRST CATEGORY IS THE SPORTING GROUP!"
"Oh no, oh no, oh no!" yelped Gohan. "Please tell me I'm in a bad dream!"
"You're awake," Goten said. "Daddy's just crazy, that's all."
Gohan moaned. Then, something came to mind. "OH NO!!!!!!!!! MY CLASSMATES WILL BE OVER HERE IN NO TIME FOR THEIR FIELD TRIP! I COMPLETELY FORGOT!"
"Oh god. If only he wasn't insane and liable to blow up the whole class. THINK HOW MUCH WE'D BE SUED! I wouldn't be able to buy my makeup, my nice clothes, and that nice purple skirt I've wanted for months!" Bulma wailed.
"THE FIRST UP IS THE CURLY-COATED RETRIEVER! THESE DOGS ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR LOVE OF WATER. THIS TYPE IS THOUGHT TO BE RELATED TO THE POODLE!" Goku announced. "AND FOLKS, THIS IS JUST A BEA-YEW-TIFUL DOG! VERY NICE CONFIGURATION, JUDGE IHATEDOGS SEEMS TO BE PRETTY PLEASED! WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER HERE!"
Chichi was near hysterics. "Goku, honey, we've gotta leave now, come on."
"PARDON ME MA'M, BUT LEAVE THE HOST ALONE! I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE THE DOG SHOW! IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT! YOU'D BE ANXIOUS TOO IF YOU WERE HOSTING THE POOPER-SCOOPER DOG SHOW FINALS! PLEASE LEAVE OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO CALL SECURITY!"
Bulma sighed. "This isn't going to work. Krillin, Piccolo, 18, and Vegeta, can you all take Goku to the GR?"
Krillin scratched his head. He scratched his head extremely often now, since he actually had hair to scratch. Mighty proud of it, he was. Anyways, back to the story. "Well, I'd love to take Goku, Bulma, but there's a slight problem. He doesn't seem to want to leave his, um, dog show," Krillin said.
"I think that as long as Goku is on Capsule Corp grounds he's still in the 'dog show.' It's worth a try," said Piccolo.
So they dragged Goku over to the GR, and luckily, he agreed with it.
But something rather unlucky happened. A yellow school bus drove up to Capsule Corp, depositing the members of Gohan's class.
Gohan gulped. He'd be getting Videl's interrogations any second now.
"Gohan!" yelled Videl.
"Umm, yeah, Videl?" Gohan said nervously.
"HOW IS IT THAT FOR SOME REASON YOU ARE NOT AT SCHOOL, BUT STANDING WITH BULMA BRIEFS, AND CHATTING TO HER LIKE YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFETIME?!" Videl yelled some more.
"Well, actually, I've known Gohan for about thirteen years," Bulma said cheerfully.
Videl did one of those anime-style drops. But before she had time to yell and question Gohan, a huge blast of light came from the gravity room. It was followed by a mushroom-shaped big smokey thingy (you know what those are, right?!) erupting forth.
The shocked students started screaming and yelling.
Bulma and Gohan quickly ran over to the gravity room. The whole class followed. There, in the GR, was a very charred Goku, still prattling on about the pooper-scooper dog show, and a very angry Vegeta. Krillin and Piccolo were standing with a "this is not good" kind of look on their faces. And half of the GR was in smithereens.
Krillin laughed nervously. "Uh, hi everyone! Vegeta here was just really mad at Goku for talking about the dog show, so he let his anger loose, like his therapist said. Well, like his therapist said before the poor guy got blown into a dust bunny."
The class was completely bewildered.
Bulma tried desperately to cover up the truth. "Um, what Krillin means is that Vegeta and Goku both, um, have pet poodles!"
Vegeta growled, but Bulma continued.
"And they both went to a dog show to show their dogs, and Goku's dog won over Vegeta's. So, um, Vegeta got really mad, and Goku started to brag about it, and now, Goku repeats every single bit of the dog show, and Vegeta gets really mad about it. And Vegeta's kind of insane, so he burnt Goku slightly," said Bulma.
The whole class near fainted from the fact that they were in the same room with a homicidal lunatic.
Gohan sighed mournfully. "Bulma, I think you should have just let them stay bewildered."
Ripplezrain: So, review!
Legolas: And join SALA!
Vegeta: No! Join SAVA!
Gohan: Please join SAGA!
Ripplezrain: Can I invent SARA?
Gohan: You aren't abused!
Ripplezrain: Yeah, but SARA just looks sooo cool!
Gohan: *Sigh.* -__- You are hopeless!