GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Sparky Genocide: Oh, I hope to put in some somebody-kicking-Pietro's-butt in soon!
To Wizard1: Glad you liked the butt-whoopin'! Yeah, I think that Pyro should've kept his books away from Angelica! Yeah, Carmella should never be messed with Here's some more madness for everyone! And that $10 is money in the bank! Yeah, the meat underwear came from Cheaper By The Dozen! PLEASE PUT UP CHAPTER FOUR SOON!!!!
To Red Witch: Too bad you won't put the Starr Brothers in. Oh, this I have got to see! Read the new chapter of "Mutants on Film" and loved it!
It's Profile Time Again! Since we looked at Lionheart last time, It'd only be appropriate to take this opportunity to look at her older brother, Bulldog!
Bulldog
Real Name: Bryan Dawson
Rank: Corporal
Affiliation: Royal Air Force
Class: Mutant
Powers: Bulldog can telepathically communicate with any member of the dog family. He also possesses superhuman strength. It's unknown how much strength Bulldog has. The most he has lifted at one time was 60 tons.
Primary Military Specialty: Fixed-Wing Aircraft Pilot, Single and Multi-engine
Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry, Bladed-Combat Instructor (Bulldog is an expert fencer and swordsman)
Sent to GI Joe from the Royal Air Force of Great Britain
Birthplace: London, England
Bio: Born two years before his sister Lionheart, Bulldog grew up in the tough streets of London. At the age of two, Bulldog's father left him and his mother, who was pregnant with Lionheart. When Bulldog was six, he and Lionheart lost their mother to street punks. Bulldog was traumatized by the incident, and to this day, he blames himself for his mother's death.
Raised by his Aunt Edina and Uncle James, Bulldog hated living with his aunt and uncle, despite the fact he was never abused by them. He ended up a troublemaker, stealing and causing general mayhem throughout the neighborhood.
At thirteen, he discovered his "canine telepathy" when cops sent their dogs on him, and they turned! He also discovered his strength in a brawl when he punched a guy and sent him flying across the street! At the age of 18, Bulldog was offered a choice by the courts: Join the military, or face a life behind bars. Not wanting to go to jail, Bulldog chose the former.
In the Air Force, Bulldog's hot temper was cooled, and he befriended the GI Joe known as Big Ben. He also traced his lineage out of curiosity, and discovered he and Lionheart were distant relatives of one of the knights of King Arthur's legendary Round Table! Bulldog started taking an interest in chivalry and knights in general, learning the art of swordfighting. As part of a special training program, he and Lionheart were sent to America and GI Joe. They became handlers of the future East Coast Misfit team.
When the siblings met the X-Men for the first time, Bulldog found himself attracted to the X-Man Ororo Munroe, codenamed Storm. It's caused him to constantly fight with the GI Joe codenamed Shipwreck.
Chapter 17: Attacks and New Problems!
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(Terror-Drome)
"There's too many of 'em!" Mercer exclaimed.
"I planted the bomb!" Sarge exclaimed. "Let's go! We wither go bye bye or boom boom!" The Renegades escaped the Terror-Drome as it exploded. "Fantastic."
"Now how are we going to warn the Joes, jabroni!" Kyle snapped at the Sarge.
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(The base)
"I feel great! I can't believe I recovered so quickly!" Lina smiled as she walked out of the infirmary alongside Firestar and Spyder.
"Yeah. Amazing." Spyder agreed. "I guess the Thunderbolt didn't hurt you as bad as we thought."
"The metal floor absorbed most of the electrical attack." Angelica explained. "Man, Thunderbolt went nuts back there! What got into him?"
"Don't mention him." Siryn grumbled as she walked by. "I am seriously considering kicking him off the team."
"He did ask for it." Lina sighed.
"Uh-huh." The other two agreed. They heard an explosion and an alarm sound. "YIKES!!!" A load of Cobra Rattlers came over the base, dropping bombs like rain.
"WHAT THE--?" Duke roared.
"We're on it!" Ace flew into action in his F-16. Several other Joes flew planes in as well.
"All those who can fly, Let's go!" Siryn ordered. She took to the air, alongside Red Dragon, Sunfire, Firestar, and Beast King, who turned into a pterodactyl. The flying Misfit members aided the Joe jets as best they could.
"Hey look!" Sunfire pointed at what appeared to be giant dragonflies and other insects flying in. "What?" He nearly got shot down by Serpentor in his flying chariot.
"COBRAAAAAAAA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serpentor crowed the battle cry. The giant insects fired laser beams left and right. It forced the Joe jets and the flying Misfits to concentrate more on flying defensively, making them vulnerable. The ground troops weren't faring much better. The Vipers and HISS Tanks were joined by Cobra-La Guards. As well as what appeared to be giant maggot-like tanks. They also were ambushed by huge ground dwelling worms. The insect-like land animals were gumming up the tanks and upturning them.
"Nuts!" Shipwreck snarled. He started going into a cursing fit as he attacked some Cobra La guards with his bare hands.
"Man, even Cobra's army and air force are ugly!" Ace grumbled as he fired his claw lasers at several guards.
"No kidding!" Blob agreed. He was pounding at a tank.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A sonic scream rained down on the ground-based Misfits.
"SIRYN, CUT THE SCREAM!!!!" Toad yelled.
"IT'S NOT SIRYN!!!!" Rahne and Althea screeched. A figure flew out of the sky and landed in front of the mutants. It looked a lot like Nemesis Enforcer, only blue instead of pink. Its arms and chest appeared to be made of metal and robotic in nature. It also had hair: Long, wild, and black. The white bat-like wings also had mechanical trim.
"Uh oh." The teenage mutants said together. The creature snarled.
"Me Gilgacon." The creature snarled. "And me destroy Misfits! Me have all Misfit powers!" He demonstrated by calling on Avalanche's powers. Pythona smirked as she observed.
"Yes, Virus and Dr. Mindbender do work well together." She chuckled. Meanwhile, Duke was grappling with Serpentor III.
"You think you can stop me?" Serpentor laughed. "I have fought since time immemorial!"
"Fight this!" Duke flipped Serpentor into a monkey flip. He and the serpent-man glared at each other.
"Ha!" Falcon charged Serpentor III and rammed him with a shoulder tackle.
"Falcon!" Duke said. Lina ran up to Duke.
"Are you injured?"
"No, I'm alright." Duke replied. Serpentor glared at Falcon, unsheathing a snake javelin from his costume.
"You think you can stop me, mere human?" Serpentor snarled. He raised the javelin. "No one can stop Cobra La! Die, arrogant Earth scum!" He threw the javelin at a shocked Falcon.
"NOOOOOOO!" Duke ran into the path, and he got impaled through the heart!
"No! Duke!" Falcon and Lina raced toward a downed Duke. Kyle saw the whole thing, and his blood boiled. However, it wasn't Serpentor he was in the mood to kill for this.
"YOU!!! THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!!!" Kyle grabbed Lina and started choking her. "IF YOU HAD TAKEN ON SERPENTOR, DUKE WOULD HAVE A HOLE IN HIS HEART!!! YOUR FAULT!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, CHAKRAM!!!! IF DUKE DIES, HIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!!!" Lina blasted Kyle's face with some silk and flew away in fright. Kyle, with a roar, ripped off the silk. He formed a chain from blue lightning, and pitched one end. The chain wrapped around Lina's throat and forced her to the ground. "GET BACK HERE MURDERER!!!"
"Kyle, stand down!" Falcon ordered. Kyle turned around. His hair was black, and his glowing eyes were blue.
"Who said I was Kyle?" He laughed.
Oh great! Just when things couldn't get any worse! What'll happen next? What the heck happened to Kyle Wildfire? Will Cobra and their unusual allies get the BET? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!