Ripplezrain: It took me more than a little while, but I did write up a
chapter.
Vegeta: No one cares about the junk you write.
Ripplezrain: *Glare*
Vegeta: *Glare*
Ripplezrain: STARING CONTEST! ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!!!!
*34 hours later*
Ripplezrain: *Eyes are oozing pus*
Vegeta: *Eyes are inflamed.*
Gohan: *Sigh.* WILL ANY OF YOU STUBBORN FREAKS JUST BLINK?!
Legolas: You know, Gohan's right. JUST BLINK!
Vegeta: NEVER!
Ripplezrain: *Glare* DISCLAIMER!
Vegeta: No!
Ripplezrain: Then you lose. REMEMBER I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER! I could make a tiny little bug *accidentally* fly into your eye. AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT IT WILL HURT.
Vegeta: To win this contest I will say that Ripplezrain does not own DBZ.
Ripplezrain: Thankies!
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Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Sitting in the corner of the room was the little black stuffed animal cat from McDonalds. Also known as KOKOMAUN.
But this was no ordinary little cat. For its little innocent eyes were glowing a bright, fiery red.
A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, loooonnnnggggg time ago, there was once an evil Kai. He enjoyed torturing others and messing with their lives. He was named KOKOMAUN. Not only was he incredibly evil, he was also incredibly strong. People had a hard time with him, and the strongest fighters in the universe tried to destroy him, but it didn't work.
And then, it was time for plan B.
Using ingredients such as the magical asparagus, the golden pineapple, and the forbidden ham, THE MOST POTENTLY DELICIOUS PIZZA IN THE WORLD WAS CREATED! (Well, technically, it was the first pizza in the world, but that's another story.)
KOKOMAUN loved to eat. Eating was his weakness. Whenever he ate, he let down his guard. He ate the pizza.
AND HE WAS FOREVER SEALED IN A LITTLE STUFFED ANIMAL KEY CHAIN OF A KITTY! (That came from McDonalds.)
But he was trying to come back.to regain his power.(sounds like Harry Potter!) and most importantly, TO FINISH THAT PIZZA!
He met the little demi-saiyans, Goten and Trunks. He spoke to them, and they were lured into his evil plan.TO TORTURE GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Gohan was his torture target. He decided that before he ate the pizza, he must have some fun. And what could be more fun than a tortured Gohan? Gohan was very torture-able. (Hence the million fanfics that torture him happily.)
"Now, what should I do next to Gohan? Yes, I've got it!" he said with a sinister leer. (A/N: I love that word! Leer leer leer! In Spanish it means, "To read.")
Meanwhile, Gohan's classmates were getting hungry. Bulma and Gohan were talking about how to lessen the suspicions, and they didn't notice the class filing out to look for the kitchen.
The class walked about, when suddenly, Erasa jubilantly screamed, "I've found it!"
The class didn't think that Bulma would mind if they just took a little food. It was stated that food would be provided during the field trip, so they decided that they were free to take what they wanted. They opened up the huge refrigerator and saw the nice food inside. Everyone ate like crazy, except Videl, who said she didn't feel hungry.
Of course, the food just had to be Vegeta's cooking.
Bulma and Gohan were shocked to see the bunch of students stampeding in, screaming, "CAN YOU SEE THE LITTLE BOUNCING MONKEYS?!"
Videl was pretty darn shocked too. Her usually normal and rational classmates were now insane. And she felt that she had had enough of Gohan's weirdness.
"GOHAN TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT'S GOING ON! FIRST THERE'S THAT DESTROYING THE GYM THING. THEN THERE'S THIS SINGING BASS AND A POODLE GUY! AND NOW, NOW OUR CLASSMATES ARE INSANE!" she screamed.
Bulma calmly announced, "The food that your classmates ate was Vegeta's cooking. They've been poisoned, so they'll be mentally insane for a while. But don't worry, it'll get better."
Videl looked ready to faint. Instead, she muttered, "How weird can things get around here?!"
Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks were getting a little freaked out. They noticed that KOKOMAUN's eyes were glowing and looking evil. "THAT'S IT!" Trunks screamed. "KOKOMAUN'S GETTING EVIL. I DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE. THROW HIM IN THE TRASH!"
Goten was about to toss KOKOMAUN away, but KOKOMAUN glowed bright red with a will of his own.
"I can't touch him, Trunks! He burns my hands!" poor Goten said.
The two frightened chibis ran out to Gohan, Bulma, and Videl.
"KOKOMAUN'S EVIL! HELP!" they screamed.
Bulma smiled. "You two probably just fell asleep and had a horrible nightmare about the fake idol you created!"
"No! He really is evil!" But before Goten and Trunks had time to explain, KOKOMAUN whooshed in.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE EVIL MINI SPRITES SPEAK THE TRUTH! I AM REAL! AND I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!" he yelled.
Gohan snorted. "Oh please. That is so old! How many times have I heard that? Lets see, the Red Ribbon Army, Frieza, Vegeta, the Androids, Garlic Jr., Cell, and about a million others who are currently rotting in HFIL."
Videl stared blankly. She was completely and totally befuddled, concluded that she was stuck in a bizarre fantasy world.
KOKOMAUN looked angry. "You dare mock me?!"
"Yes," said Gohan, Goten, and Trunks.
"COULDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, YOU IDIOTS?!"
"No."
"THAT WAS ALSO RHETORICAL! DO ANY OF YOU HAVE BRAINS?"
"Yes."
"ACK!!!!!"
And so KOKOMAUN began a lesson on the definition of a rhetorical question.
"You see, a rhetorical question is a question that does not need an answer. Get it?" KOKOMAUN asked.
Silence.
"THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL!" KOKOMAUN screamed.
"OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Now, where was I? Oh yes, I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!" KOKOMAUN continued. And he started raising his power level.
And raising it.
And raising it.
And raising it!
Until it was a mind-boggling amount.
Gohan's jaw dropped. "WHOA! There's barely any possibility that I could beat him! The only person I know who has a power level even similar to his is Dad, and seeing that he's.uh.indisposed, at the moment." (In the background, you can hear screamings of "AND THE BULLDOG IS UP!" and "BAKA KAKARROT!" and huge explosions.)
"YOU SEE! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!" KOKOMAUN yelled. (Can you imagine a stuffed animal kitty key chain saying this?!)
Gohan raised an eyebrow. "And since your sooooo absolutely strong, why are you a little stuffed animal kitty?"
KOKOMAUN looked as if he were thinking about an unpleasant memory. "Some stupid people locked me up in here while I was eating a pizza."
"Ahhhhh!" Gohan's quick mind was already in action.
Meanwhile, a lovely lovely stampede of happy students ran in, screaming, "LITTLE BUNNY FRU-FRU JUMPING THROUGH THE FOREST!"
Ripplezrain: Must.not.blink!
Vegeta: Must.not.blink!
Gohan: *Groan*
Legolas: *Groan* Gohan: Just ignore them.
Legolas: One of them has to crack.
Vegeta: *Suddenly a large multicolored butterfly lands in his eye.* OWWWWW! GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID CREATURE! *The butterfly serenely flutters away* *Vegeta blinks!*
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!
Vegeta: No one cares about the junk you write.
Ripplezrain: *Glare*
Vegeta: *Glare*
Ripplezrain: STARING CONTEST! ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!!!!
*34 hours later*
Ripplezrain: *Eyes are oozing pus*
Vegeta: *Eyes are inflamed.*
Gohan: *Sigh.* WILL ANY OF YOU STUBBORN FREAKS JUST BLINK?!
Legolas: You know, Gohan's right. JUST BLINK!
Vegeta: NEVER!
Ripplezrain: *Glare* DISCLAIMER!
Vegeta: No!
Ripplezrain: Then you lose. REMEMBER I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER! I could make a tiny little bug *accidentally* fly into your eye. AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT IT WILL HURT.
Vegeta: To win this contest I will say that Ripplezrain does not own DBZ.
Ripplezrain: Thankies!
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Food Poisoning and Gohan Torture:
Sitting in the corner of the room was the little black stuffed animal cat from McDonalds. Also known as KOKOMAUN.
But this was no ordinary little cat. For its little innocent eyes were glowing a bright, fiery red.
A long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, loooonnnnggggg time ago, there was once an evil Kai. He enjoyed torturing others and messing with their lives. He was named KOKOMAUN. Not only was he incredibly evil, he was also incredibly strong. People had a hard time with him, and the strongest fighters in the universe tried to destroy him, but it didn't work.
And then, it was time for plan B.
Using ingredients such as the magical asparagus, the golden pineapple, and the forbidden ham, THE MOST POTENTLY DELICIOUS PIZZA IN THE WORLD WAS CREATED! (Well, technically, it was the first pizza in the world, but that's another story.)
KOKOMAUN loved to eat. Eating was his weakness. Whenever he ate, he let down his guard. He ate the pizza.
AND HE WAS FOREVER SEALED IN A LITTLE STUFFED ANIMAL KEY CHAIN OF A KITTY! (That came from McDonalds.)
But he was trying to come back.to regain his power.(sounds like Harry Potter!) and most importantly, TO FINISH THAT PIZZA!
He met the little demi-saiyans, Goten and Trunks. He spoke to them, and they were lured into his evil plan.TO TORTURE GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, Gohan was his torture target. He decided that before he ate the pizza, he must have some fun. And what could be more fun than a tortured Gohan? Gohan was very torture-able. (Hence the million fanfics that torture him happily.)
"Now, what should I do next to Gohan? Yes, I've got it!" he said with a sinister leer. (A/N: I love that word! Leer leer leer! In Spanish it means, "To read.")
Meanwhile, Gohan's classmates were getting hungry. Bulma and Gohan were talking about how to lessen the suspicions, and they didn't notice the class filing out to look for the kitchen.
The class walked about, when suddenly, Erasa jubilantly screamed, "I've found it!"
The class didn't think that Bulma would mind if they just took a little food. It was stated that food would be provided during the field trip, so they decided that they were free to take what they wanted. They opened up the huge refrigerator and saw the nice food inside. Everyone ate like crazy, except Videl, who said she didn't feel hungry.
Of course, the food just had to be Vegeta's cooking.
Bulma and Gohan were shocked to see the bunch of students stampeding in, screaming, "CAN YOU SEE THE LITTLE BOUNCING MONKEYS?!"
Videl was pretty darn shocked too. Her usually normal and rational classmates were now insane. And she felt that she had had enough of Gohan's weirdness.
"GOHAN TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT'S GOING ON! FIRST THERE'S THAT DESTROYING THE GYM THING. THEN THERE'S THIS SINGING BASS AND A POODLE GUY! AND NOW, NOW OUR CLASSMATES ARE INSANE!" she screamed.
Bulma calmly announced, "The food that your classmates ate was Vegeta's cooking. They've been poisoned, so they'll be mentally insane for a while. But don't worry, it'll get better."
Videl looked ready to faint. Instead, she muttered, "How weird can things get around here?!"
Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks were getting a little freaked out. They noticed that KOKOMAUN's eyes were glowing and looking evil. "THAT'S IT!" Trunks screamed. "KOKOMAUN'S GETTING EVIL. I DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE. THROW HIM IN THE TRASH!"
Goten was about to toss KOKOMAUN away, but KOKOMAUN glowed bright red with a will of his own.
"I can't touch him, Trunks! He burns my hands!" poor Goten said.
The two frightened chibis ran out to Gohan, Bulma, and Videl.
"KOKOMAUN'S EVIL! HELP!" they screamed.
Bulma smiled. "You two probably just fell asleep and had a horrible nightmare about the fake idol you created!"
"No! He really is evil!" But before Goten and Trunks had time to explain, KOKOMAUN whooshed in.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE EVIL MINI SPRITES SPEAK THE TRUTH! I AM REAL! AND I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!" he yelled.
Gohan snorted. "Oh please. That is so old! How many times have I heard that? Lets see, the Red Ribbon Army, Frieza, Vegeta, the Androids, Garlic Jr., Cell, and about a million others who are currently rotting in HFIL."
Videl stared blankly. She was completely and totally befuddled, concluded that she was stuck in a bizarre fantasy world.
KOKOMAUN looked angry. "You dare mock me?!"
"Yes," said Gohan, Goten, and Trunks.
"COULDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION, YOU IDIOTS?!"
"No."
"THAT WAS ALSO RHETORICAL! DO ANY OF YOU HAVE BRAINS?"
"Yes."
"ACK!!!!!"
And so KOKOMAUN began a lesson on the definition of a rhetorical question.
"You see, a rhetorical question is a question that does not need an answer. Get it?" KOKOMAUN asked.
Silence.
"THAT WASN'T RHETORICAL!" KOKOMAUN screamed.
"OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Now, where was I? Oh yes, I WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE!" KOKOMAUN continued. And he started raising his power level.
And raising it.
And raising it.
And raising it!
Until it was a mind-boggling amount.
Gohan's jaw dropped. "WHOA! There's barely any possibility that I could beat him! The only person I know who has a power level even similar to his is Dad, and seeing that he's.uh.indisposed, at the moment." (In the background, you can hear screamings of "AND THE BULLDOG IS UP!" and "BAKA KAKARROT!" and huge explosions.)
"YOU SEE! NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!" KOKOMAUN yelled. (Can you imagine a stuffed animal kitty key chain saying this?!)
Gohan raised an eyebrow. "And since your sooooo absolutely strong, why are you a little stuffed animal kitty?"
KOKOMAUN looked as if he were thinking about an unpleasant memory. "Some stupid people locked me up in here while I was eating a pizza."
"Ahhhhh!" Gohan's quick mind was already in action.
Meanwhile, a lovely lovely stampede of happy students ran in, screaming, "LITTLE BUNNY FRU-FRU JUMPING THROUGH THE FOREST!"
Ripplezrain: Must.not.blink!
Vegeta: Must.not.blink!
Gohan: *Groan*
Legolas: *Groan* Gohan: Just ignore them.
Legolas: One of them has to crack.
Vegeta: *Suddenly a large multicolored butterfly lands in his eye.* OWWWWW! GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID CREATURE! *The butterfly serenely flutters away* *Vegeta blinks!*
Ripplezrain: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!