GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!

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To Sparky Genocide: Yeah. Things just get worse and worse for our heroes, don't they? Hey, that's a good idea you got there with Trinity and Cobra Commander. Hee hee, I can see that.

To Wizard1: Well, Draconis's powers allow him to be arrogant. Like the Hulk, he grows stronger and stronger the more he fights. Therefore, it's very hard to beat him. Darkbolt's not the same, but he can do things with electricity that Kyle hasn't even dreamed of. I'll give you the fact that Hi-Tech is a Joe, and Joe plans tend be very risky despite their high success rate. Give the plan a chance, though. Good luck.

To Metal Dragon1: CC and Roadblock will reach the Pit soon. Very soon. The Joes will put the smackdown on Cobra La soon. Very soon. You know, that does sound like an interesting idea, an all-animal unit in GI Joe. You got Snake-Eyes's wolf Timber, Law's dog Order, Mutt's dog Junkyard, Shipwreck's parrot Polly, Spirit's eagle Freedom, and Firestorm's monkey Blast Radius. They could be led by Beast King, because he can turn into any animal! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! By the way, when does the next chapter of "Take The Long Way Home" come up? Please put it up! I can't wait! I just CAN'T WAIT, MAN!!!!!

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To Aaron: Yeah, I could imagine Darkbolt being more patient and cool-headed than Kyle. Well, the fight wouldn't be that knock-down. Jake's powers allow him to get stronger and stronger in his Dragon Mode to a point where he could overpower Darkbolt, but he can't use that full power because Darkbolt's possessing Kyle's body. I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle ends up blaming Lina for the whole thing. And you can bet Kyle will not be happy about the ambush. Gilgacon was created by Virus and Mindbender. The rest of the team was busy with him. I do want to see Althea vs. Pythona in the final battle.

It's Profile Time again! WHOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Crowd hoots, hollers, claps, screams, cheers, and chants* This time, we look at another of the New Recruits, a former member of the October Guard, Vorona!

Vorona

Real Name: Daina L. Janack

Affiliation: Formerly of the October Guard

Rank: Lieutenant

Primary Military Specialty: Small Arms Specialist, Marksman

Secondary Military Specialty: Helicopter Pilot, Tactical Expert

Birthplace: Ostrava, Czech Republic (formerly Czechoslovakia)

Bio: Not much is known about the early life of Vorona. However, she has a long history with GI Joe. She was one of the October Guard, the Warsaw Pact's response to the GI Joe team. Known as Volga in the Guard, she fought both the Joes and Cobra, alongside leader Colonel Brekhov, Heavy Weapons expert Horrorshow, Soviet airman Stormavik, the East German soldier Schrage, and later added a flame-thrower named Dragonsky. After some time, Brekhov, Stormavik, Schrage, and Horrorshow were replaced by naval officer Lt. Gorky and a trooper known as Sgt. Misha. Soon after the Soviet Union fell, the Guard broke up.

Over time, Daina grew to respect the Joe team, and after the Guard broke up, she stayed in the Czech Republic, where she became part of the Czech Special Forces. However, she grew tired of the difficulty over there, and she moved to the United States, where she petitioned for membership in the Joe team.

Daina is an excellent sniper and a talented pilot, but she is really infamous for her bad temper.

Chapter 19: Another Aftermath!

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(The base)

"Uhhhhnh…" Siryn moaned. She and the Misfits had faced the cyborg monster known as Gilgacon. And the monster dominated them, using Red Dragon's DNA to grow stronger and stronger over the fight. It escaped with the rest of Cobra.

"Bad news, yo." Velocity reported. "Xi, Toad, Wolfsbane, Darkstar, Lila, and Rictor are all out of action. They can't fight anymore for a while. And without Lifeline to heal them, they're in the infirmary for a while."

"Now what?" Althea grumbled. The two leaders looked at each other.

"Great." Siryn sighed. "Just great. Now what?"

"We should regroup." Althea nodded. "Where's Thunderbolt?" They heard a roar.

"Uh-oh." The leaders said. The remaining Misfits rushed to the source.

"Dear God!" Wanda recoiled in horror. The Wildfire brothers were brawling. Jake was in his Dragon Mode. Kyle's hair turned black, and his electricity was blue. "What's going on?"

"Draconis II." Beach Head replied. "Meet Darkbolt. Kyle's dark side come to life." The Joes watched, powerless to do anything. "He's behind Kyle's erratic behavior and his assaults toward Lina. Turns out he was in control of Kyle."

"KYLE, FIGHT HIM!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD BACK!!!!" Jake roared, desperately trying to prevent the chance he may have to seriously injure or do worse to Kyle's body to stop Darkbolt.

"KYLE IS DEAD!!!!!" Darkbolt roared. He smashed Jake hard with a lightning baseball bat. However, Jake's body kept on growing stronger, and was growing more immune to the electricity. He swatted Darkbolt away.

"Darkbolt, your attacks are growing less effective on me! Let me talk to Kyle! I can dent Colossus right now! Don't make do this! Let me talk to my brother!"

"Oh, you'll join him aaaaaaaaah!!" Darkbolt pulled a dart out of his neck. "Who dares huhhhhhh." He fainted.

"Bulls-eye!" Hi-Tech whooped. "Okay Airtight, get him to the machine!"

"Machine?" Hawk wondered.

"Airtight has been working on a machine after the whole Draconis incident alongside Forge and Trinity." Jake replied. "It allows people to enter minds."

"I haven't found a name for it yet, but it'll help us out here." Airtight grinned.

"We also got another problem." Chilljaw said. "Cobra's got the bloody BET."

"Great. One Misfit possessed, several more hurt, and Cobra has the BET."

"Not to mention that creature that had all our powers." Sunfire grumbled.

"It called itself Gilgacon." Vorona remembered.

"How appropriate. Named after Gilgamesh, the warrior king." Gunbarrel sighed.

"It appeared to be a cyborg of some kind." Lance said. "Half monster, half robot. Creepy."

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(Virus's makeshift base, Cobra La)

The room in Cobra-La that became Virus's makeshift lab was heavily modified by the mutant inventor. He was extremely disgusted by the organic nature of the room, so he started converting it into something completely mechanical, where he felt more comfortable. Zartan began to wonder if the inventor's mutation was causing his mind to warp even more than it already was.

"WHOOO!!!!!!" Virus squealed happily. Gilgacon slept on a slab with a cover over him. Evidently, the cyborg was in suspended animation. The psychotic mutant danced around the cyborg's "bed", singing happily. "Oh happy day/The Toad was beaten/Oh happy day…" He hugged the case. "Gilgacon, my greatest creation! I'm so proud of you! You whooped those bloody stupid Misfits! And I loved the way you smashed Toad's legs. Oh, it was so beautiful." Virus nuzzled the case happily. "The bloody Mindbender's creations never compared to mine! Oh, you're so great!" Buzzer shook his head as he watched.

"I swear, the little nutter's fallen in love with the thing." He chuckled to Torch.

"Nah. Virus seems like the type to date a mannequin." Torch laughed. The two Dreadnoks walked away, laughing.

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(The tunnels of Cobra-La)

Roadblock shivered as the cold snow hit him. The blinded Joe trudged through the snow. He was guided by Cobra Commander, who was mutating into a snake as they went. Now he was coiled around Roadblock, acting as the joe's eyes.

"I was once a man…" He moaned. "A man…"

"Oh man, things can't be anymore bad." Roadblock groaned. "And that snake's moaning is going to drive me mad!"

Hoo boy! Things may finally be looking up! What'll happen next? Can Airtight's machine help free Kyle? Will Roadblock be able to stand Cobra Commander's whining? Has Virus finally cracked, or does he have some more mind to lose? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!