GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, I doubt Kyle will apologize to Lina. He don't need to. Darkbolt pulled the assault, not Kyle. Oh, we'll see Serpentor III act weird. Trust me.
To Red Witch: Read the new chapters of "Mutants on Film"! Loved 'em! Oh yeah, BTW, I got some books today and one is a collection of old X-Men comics! Yes! It has the one Thunderbird died in. That part sucked. Here's a fight for you!
To Aaron: Yep, it's the New Misfits and Red Dragon vs. Darkbolt! Wish 'em luck! I'm surprised Virus hasn't taken those steps as well with his insanity growing. Anyway, enjoy the new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: I do want to use the idea of a GI Joe all-animal unit soon. I can't wait for the next chapter! PUT IT UP QUICKLY!!!! Yeah, I feel for Roadblock, too. Here's an idea for ya: Why not find a way to have a big X-Men/Kid Razor team-up? That'd be sweet. And have Razor crack fun at some other heroes. He thinks of Mr. Fantastic as a nerd (Razor claims to have seen the Invisible Woman naked, which really ticks him off), Spider-Man as a party animal, and he has a great respect for Wolverine. And have somebody slap Scott a lot! And Fusebox is not related to Sgt. Harold Polanski, the Cleveland cop Kid Razor loves to torment.
To Wizard1: Read the new chapter of "Karaoke Dance Party"! Love it! BTW, you never reviewed my story "Omega Attack!" Read it! It's good! Yeah, the fight is going to be tough. I put so many out of action to help streamline the story a bit.
It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, claps, and screams.* Thank you, thank you, thank you. Anyway, now we look at a Joe who always has a guitar solo playing in his soul, the one, the only, Rock 'n' Roll!
Rock 'n' Roll
Real Name: Craig S. McConnell
Rank: E-5 (Sergeant Major)
Affiliation: Army
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry, Machine Gunner
Secondary Military Specialty: PT Instructor
Birthplace: Malibu, California
Bio: Before joining the Army, Rock 'n' Roll grew up on the beaches of Malibu, a former surfer and bodybuilder. Needing a purpose in life, he joined the Army.
Rock 'n' Roll, as a sergeant, was one of the original thirteen soldiers that comprised GI Joe. He gained an expertise in gattling weaponry because of his love of loud noises. His favorite is heavy metal from England. He's also known for his quirky sense of humor.
When the Malibu Joes were formed to help counteract terrorist activity in the American West Coast, Rock 'n' Roll signed up happily because their headquarters was right near his hometown! A man who refuses to grow up, Rock 'n' Roll often is as immature as the Malibu Joes' mutant teenage charges, the West Coast Misfits. Despite this, he's in charge of armaments for Malibu Base.
Chapter 21: Round Two!
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(The mind of Kyle Wildfire)
"Eat this!" Firestar fired a heat blast at Darkbolt, but he countered with a blue electric shield. He then used the shield to slam Firestar into the SmackDown set, knocking her cold.
"Oh please." Darkbolt yawned. "You're starting to bore me AAGH!!!!" Jake slapped on a sleeper hold. Darkbolt countered with an electric flash in the dragon's eyes, causing him to roar, covering his blinded eyes.
"AAAGH!!!! MY EYES!!!"
"Hah! None can beat me!" The evil electrokinetic laughed arrogantly. "I can beat anyone!"
"C'mon Kyle, wake up…" Spyder laid Kyle on the ring and started shaking him. "Kyle, wake up…this is no time for napping…"
"Uhm, beat the jabroni…" Kyle mumbled. "Slap real hard…"
"Hah!" Longshot threw several daggers. Darkbolt used a thunder whip to send 'em right back! "Yipe!" He cartwheeled back, and the daggers landed on the mat right in front of him. He then got punched hard by a big electric fist.
"KYLE, WAKE UP!!" Spyder slapped Kyle real hard. Kyle blinked.
"Who dares slap the mighty Thunderbolt? Ooh, my achin' head." Kyle mumbled before shaking his head, knocking all the cockroaches and cobwebs out. "Ugh. What hit the Thunderbolt? His head is pounding! That's the last time he and Sunfire engage in a 'break-wooden-boards-with-your-head-contest'. Oooooooooh…" Darkbolt looked in horror.
"NO!" He swatted Beast King out of the air, and out of his pterodactyl form. He dove towards Spyder. "PREPARE TO FRY, YOU SPIDEY WANNA-BE!!!" He flew into a hard slap in the face from Kyle.
"You are one stupid jabroni!" Kyle sneered. "You think you can get one over on the Thunderbolt twice?" Kyle laughed. "The Thunderbolt's ready for you now, you wannabe." He looked at Spyder. "Remind the Thunderbolt to kick that jabroni in the groin really hard." He turned back to a recovering Darkbolt. "My turn!" Kyle threw Darkbolt into a turnbuckle and nailed the evil mutant with several Ric Flair-like chops. "Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You suck! Even Kurt Angle doesn't suck as much as you now! And he sucks!" Darkbolt headbutted Kyle hard, making him grunt.
"Oh yeah?" Darkbolt nailed Kyle with a clothesline. He smirked. "Heh. Too easy oof!" He got smashed into another turnbuckle by a bull. The bull changed into an octopus, which attached his tentacles to Darkbolt's head, rendering him unable to see. The evil mutant cursed in a loud muffled voice as he tried to pull Beast King off him. Darkbolt created a huge electrical shock, knocking Beast King off him, and unconscious. The animorph shifted back to human form as he slipped under. Spider fired an electric web, but Darkbolt merely absorbed the electricity. He took Spyder out with a thunder blast.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jake fired an inferno at Darkbolt.
"YIPE!!!!" Darkbolt created an electric forcefield to protect himself. However, Kyle raced through the field, carrying a steel chair. He smashed his evil counterpart from behind with it, knocking him out. The field dissipated. Kyle smiled up at his older brother.
"Thanks for the outside distraction, bro. I feel like Eddie Guerrero: I lie, I cheat, I steal!" Kyle sneered at Darkbolt. "Time for you to go!" Kyle created a cannon out of electricity, pointing straight up. He stuffed Darkbolt in it, and grabbed the string. "This trip'll be a real blast for ya, jabroni! Ha HA!!" Kyle pulled, and with a BOOM, Darkbolt was sent flying.
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(Airtight's Lab)
"What the--?" Airtight and the Joes leaned in. Darkbolt's body began to convulse, and suddenly, in an explosion of electricity accompanied by the boom of thunder, a blast of electricity shot upwards, through the roof, and out of sight.
"Whoa." Hi-Tech blinked. The door of the machine Kyle was hooked up to opened, and Red Dragon walked out, carrying the knocked-out new Misfits over his shoulders. He gently placed them down on the ground before he transformed back into his human form.
"We did it, Airtight." Jake reported with a grin. "Kyle himself nailed the final blow."
"Aw man, what a weird dream." Kyle moaned, holding his head as he sat up. "That's the last time the Thunderbolt reads all his Captain Nebula comic books and graphic novels before he goes to bed. The very last time."
Well, now one problem is dealt with! What happened to Darkbolt? What about the Cobras? What are they up to and why do they need the BET? What'll happen to Roadblock and Cobra Commander? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!