GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!

To Metal Dragon1: Can't wait for the new chapter!

To Sparky Genocide: Yeah, Jake's reaction to Carmella will be interesting. I'll try to put some Cobra humor in and hopefully, more Kyle arguments.

To Descendant: Read the new chapter of Brotherhood Evolution! Love it! It was great!

To Red Witch: Read the new chapters of "Mutants on Film!" Loved 'em! Here's some more madness for you!

To Wizard1: Yeah, Kyle and Toshi do sometimes do weird contests. Can't wait to see Chapter 5 of "Karaoke Dance Party"! What'll Craig be up to?

Sorry I'm late, folks! My home PC is suffering problems due to an upgrade gone bad, and I had to type from my laptop, and I can't get onto the internet on it until I'm near campus. Sorry! Anyway, I got some better news: I GOT OVER 100 REVIEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!!!!!!

It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, claps, and chants* This time, we look at one of the newer members of the West Coast Misfit team, Chilljaw!

Chilljaw

Real Name: Thomas Sharpe (Commonly called Tommy)

Class: Mutant

Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team)

Powers: Chilljaw's mutation makes him appear to be half-man, half-shark. He has gray skin, gills, sharp front teeth, and even a fin growing out of his upper back! Chilljaw has superhuman strength and is resistant to injury. His dual respiratory systems allow him to breathe on land or in water. His senses are enhanced for underwater travel, especially scent (He can identify people by the scent of their blood). His body can somehow store water and cool it to a point where it freezes whatever it touches. He can spit this "ice water" at distances up to 200 yards (He has learned how to create simple structures with his 'ice water', like platforms and loop-de-loops).

Birthplace: Somewhere near the Great Barrier Reef, Australia.

Bio: The 2nd mutant of Australian blood to join the Misfits, Chilljaw is ¼ Maori on his mother's side. He is the son of renowned shark experts Garrett and Frida Sharpe. Unlike a lot of parents who find themselves with physically-mutated children, the Sharpes accepted Chilljaw. They thought it was funny that they as devotees of sharks would end up with a son that was part-shark.


At the age of ten, The Sharpes emigrated from Australia to America, where they got jobs at a marine institute in Malibu, California. There, Tommy was considered an odd-looking, but cool kid (Malibu, California and Cleveland, Ohio are two very mutant-friendly cities). At the age of 14, Chilljaw's mutant powers emerged when he suddenly got the chills. He spat out a stream of water that froze a plant when it hit it.

In America, Chilljaw became a local skateboarding hero. When he heard of the West Coast Misfits, he sought them out. He met West Coast Misfit leader Theresa Rourke, codenamed Siryn, at Nick's Arcade, a local teen hangout. He asked her if she would give him a shot at membership in the GI Joe-trained mutant team. Then, he was known as Shark Man.

Chilljaw's first mission with the team was to stop the alien biker gang known as the Crushers. During this mission, the West Coast Misfits met (and battled) the Imperial Guard of the Shi'ar Empire. Chilljaw used his ice water to single-handedly capture the Crushers by freezing them solid in a block of ice. He proved himself and he was allowed on the team.

Recently, he changed his codename from Shark Man to Chilljaw.

Chapter 22: Re-Acquaintance!

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(The snowy Alps, just outside of Cobra La)

The GI Joe codenamed Roadblock trudged through the snow, freezing and handicapped. During an attempt to escape capture in Cobra La, the Joe cook was blinded. Coiled around his body was a half-man, half-snake creature that was beginning to look more and more like a snake every second. The creature was once the ruthless yet incompetent terrorist leader known only as Cobra Commander. Cobra Commander was slowly transforming into a snake thanks to the evil Golobulus. The alien man-monster had used the Commander as a demonstration of his ultimate weapon against humanity: Spores that will alter the genetic code of all humanity into snakes.

"I was once a man…" The mutated Commander whined. "A man…A maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn…I cannot believe I'm going to be turned into a snake…What a way for me, the great Cobra Commander, to go!" The mutating madman sighed. "What'll happen to my organization? Oh, there is so much I haven't done yet! I haven't conquered the world…"

Like that would ever happen anyway. Roadblock grumbled sarcastically.

"I never captured the Hulk…"

Some people should never be messed with. The Hulk is one of them. Roadblock was trying his best not to lose it.

"I never got to kill the surviving members of Led Zeppelin…"

Wildstar would kill you if he heard that.

"I was once a man, a man who could take the world by its throat and choke it until it turned blue and passed out."

I'm begging to wonder who is more psychotic, you, Pyro, or Virus?

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(The base)

Carmella Unuscione sat on the roof of a building. She never was a social person. Well, she would be very social if social meant beating up anybody that came within reach any time you felt like it and enjoying it.

"Well Carmella. Long time no see." A familiar Boston accent said. Carmella turned around and saw the one and only Jake Wildfire. Carmella growled. As a girl, Carmella liked to intimidate and bully around other kids. However, Jake was never intimidated by her, and he always stood up to her for the other kids.

"What do you want, Wildfire?" Carmella snarled. Jake smirked.

Same ol' Carmella. Always playing the tough chick. Some things never change. Jake mentally chuckled at Carmella's reaction. It was just like he remembered her. "Just want to catch up, Carmella. One wrestler's kid to another wrestler's kid."

"Our families have fought each other in the wrestling ring for years, Wildfire." Carmella smirked. "Our fathers fought each other all the time in the ring. I enjoyed running your brother into the ground at the Slaughterhouse. Just like old times."

"We didn't live in New York long, Carmy. Just for a year or so." Jake reminded. Carmella growled. She hated being called 'Carmy', especially by a Wildfire. She activated her forcefield.

"I hate being called 'Carmy'!" She struck at Jake with her shielded fist, but the third-generation wrestler ducked. He then knocked Carmella on her butt with his flame breath. "Oof!"

"That was for my brother." Jake said simply. "He's had a rough day. He wasn't himself today." He added the word "Literally" under his breath. "Nice to see you again." He turned and looked at her. "I heard your father is in jail because of Magneto."

"That $%&#% set my father up!" Carmella roared. "I joined the Renegades to hopefully get my hands on him!"

"Well, good luck to you." Jake said. Carmella glared at Red Dragon as he walked away.

Someday, Jake Wildfire. Someday, I will beat you and I will prove the greatness of the Unusciones! My father has beaten your father and I can beat you! But first, I have another goal: I will break every single tiny bone in that coward Magneto's body! I'll make him pay!

Well, that was interesting! What'll happen next? Will the Joes find Roadblock? Will Carmella ever be able to beat Jake in combat? Will she be able to get Magneto? How is Kyle? Will Cobra Commander ever stop whining? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!