GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Red Witch: Read the new chapters of "Mutants on Film" and loved 'em! Man, the X-Men can't get a break, huh? Hey, maybe have Kelly get a hit placed on him by a horse! That'd be funny!
To Sparky Genocide: Gilgacon playing around, huh? Sounds cool. I'll see. Great ideas!
To Aaron: Well, let's find out what happens now, shall we?
To Wizard1: WHEN IS CHAPTER FIVE COMING UP?!?!
To Metal Dragon1: Read the new Chapter and loved it! So, when'll Kid Razor appear again? I can't wait for the Kid Razor/New Mutants team-up? PLEASE have Razor crack some jokes about the New Mutants! It'd be great! Yeah Carmella may have a crush on Jake. May have.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT I CREATE!!!!!!!
It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, claps, chants, and screams* This time, due to the fact that I cannot access my PC at home due to upgrade problems, we look at a new recruit to the Joe team, Burner!
Burner
Real Name: Eric Suarez
Affiliation: Marines
Rank: Sergeant First Class
Primary Military Specialty: Flamethrower, Incendiary Weapons Specialist
Secondary Military Specialty: Infantry
Birthplace: Dallas, Texas
Bio: Burner is a proud Texan, and a big Cowboys fan. He has their blue star logo tattooed on his shoulder.
He was born to Mexican-American parents, and he is bilingual, speaking both Spanish and English. His life changed forever when at the age of eight, he witnessed a neighbor's house burn down. Since then, he developed a secret fascination with the primal power of flame.
Burner is a second-generation Marine, following in the footsteps of his father, Colonel Ramon Suarez (now retired). His younger brother Garrett is a private now serving in Italy. At the age of 18, Burner signed up with the Marines, where he took up studies in incendiary weaponry. Considered one of their best, the USMC gladly recommended him to the GI Joe team. He is right now undergoing basic training. If Burner makes it, he'll be the first Suarez in the team, and Burner hopes to not be the last of his family on the team.
Author's Note: I recently picked up the graphic novel "The Return of Superman", and I do want to sometime in the future, do a fic that is set in the future Misfitverse (In essence, the Misfits would be adults) based on it. In fact, I can imagine a certain psychotic mutant Dreadnok playing a part similar to the Cyborg Superman…
Chapter 23: Another Intermission…
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(A Lounge)
"So that's what happened, huh?" Kyle sighed. He and Jake sat across from each other, and they were sipping hot chocolate. "First you had Draconis, and now I got Darkbolt. Man, the Thunderbolt's head feels like all of Evolution smashed it repeatedly with chairs."
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!! YEAH!!!!! HIT HIM, FOLEY!!!! HIT HIM AGAIN!!!!!" The voice of John Proudstar was heard from the infirmary. Evidently, he wasn't complaining too much about his hospital stay. "C'MON MICK!!!! GO CACTUS JACK ON HIM!!!!! YEAH!!! NOW THAT'S HOW WRESTLING SHOULD BE DONE!!!! HIT HIM AGAIN!!!! USE THE CHAIN!!! CHOKE HIM WITH THE CHAIN!!!!"
"Man, someone should tell Thunderbird how loud he is." Jake grumbled. "Anyway, yeah. That's it. You have your own dark half running around now."
"I don't get it. Why us, man? Did our family do something really bad?" Kyle sipped his drink. "We get these awesome powers, only for somehow, those powers create evil personas that try to kill us."
"Like we were destined to be evil or something." Jake sighed.
"No kidding." Kyle agreed. He then burst out laughing. "Man, those jabronies Lance and Rahne owe the Thunderbolt the mother of all apologies for this, then!"
"They didn't know, Kyle. Relax." Jake groaned. "Just let it go. It wasn't their fault."
"Whatever." Kyle got up. "The Thunderbolt plans to go throw some excess voltage at some of those fling thingies. Or engage in another argument with Toshiro." Jake watched his brother walk off with a grin on his face. He watched as Rahne passed by.
"Look, uhm, Kyle. We had no idea that it was that Darkbolt character in your body. He did do a convincing job portraying you. Ye had to admit that." Rahne chuckled. Kyle shot the Scottish mutant a look.
"You're telling the Thunderbolt that you couldn't tell the difference between the People's Champion and some half-Dr. Evil, half-Doomsday doppelganger with the brains of a gorilla that just got slapped?" Kyle groaned. "Technically, the Thunderbolt should slap those Scottish accent right out of you. However, the Thunderbolt wants to go to bed, so he's leaving." Kyle yawned as he walked away. "Oh and by the way, the Thunderbolt forgives ya, even though you were being a dumb jabroni." Rahne smiled and shook her head. Oh, Kyle.
"Oh, brother." Jake groaned. "Only you, Kyle." He then smiled. "Good to have you back." He sipped his soda.
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(The snowy Alps, outside Cobra La)
"There he is! Roadblock!" Flint called. Roadblock was strangling the mutating Cobra Commander. Quite a feat for a blinded man. The Commander now looked almost completely transformed into a snake.
"Flint?"
"And Lifeline and Iceberg are with me." Flint replied. Lifeline ran over to Roadblock and placed his hands on his head. The medic's healing energies repaired the cook's damaged eyes and everything came into focus. "Are you alright?"
"Fine now. The Commander?" Roadblock replied.
"I'm sorry. I don't think I can reverse the process." Lifeline sighed sadly as he watched the Commander slither around.
"Aw man. Now what?" Flint asked.
"Aw no! Great time for the friggin radio to be shot." Iceberg grumbled. "I'm asking that new guy Hi-Tech to fix it when we get back. They said he has some weird psychic power over machines. Hey!" The Arctic trooper nearly got his head blown off. "Who threw that?!"
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(Cobra La)
"Activate the device." Golobulus grinned evilly. Virus looked at the BET, than at Golobulus.
"Mate, I have to ask you." Virus said. "You see, I love one of the Misfits. Althea Delgado."
"Ahh, the water witch." Golobulus responded. Virus struggled to keep his temper in check.
"She and I were in love, until the Toad cast a spell on her and made her love him." Virus started to tear up. "Golobulus, don't hurt Althea. I have a way of freeing her from the spell so we can be happy again." The nerdy Dreadnok begged. "I'd die if anything happened to her. You can mutate Toad into a frog monster for all I care. I love Althea, and I don't want anything to happen to her." Golobulus smirked.
"Virus, when Cobra La retakes our rightful planet, I shall make you a king. And this Althea shall be your queen." The Cobra La ruler promised. With a smile, Virus turned on the device. The fact that he was condemning his fellow mammals seemed to not bother him in the slightest. Delusional fool. His mental disease is slowly robbing him of his humanity. Yes, I can imagine him, no I can practically see him one day doing great acts of atrocity for this supposed love of Althea. The device glowed. And the Broadcast Energy Transmitter's main dish fired a rainbow beam of energy into the air.
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(GI Joe base, Communications Room)
"Holy cow!" Dial-Tone's eyes widened at his monitor. "Dial-Up! Did you pick that up?!"
"Yeah." The Japanese Joe replied. "Dial-Up to Hawk. Better get in here. We just detected a huge energy flux coming from the Himalayas!"
"The Himalayas?" Dial-Tone's brow furrowed. "Cobra." Dial-Up nodded. Hawk and Falcon ran into the room.
"Where?" Falcon asked.
'The Himalayan Mountains." Dial-Up replied. "I believe here we may be able to figure out where Cobra got those weird bio-weapons."
"I want a piece of them! Thanks to Serpentor, my brother might die!" Falcon growled.
"Easy Falcon. You stay and help the Rawhides guard the base. They got four inexperienced mutants and four Joes that are most definitely not ready to handle Cobra La." Hawk ordered. Longshot overheard.
That's what they think. The Mojoworld native thought. I'd better tell the others.
Hoo boy! Looks like Cobra's gonna get it now! Can the Joes stop Cobra? What'll the Rawhides do? Can Flint and the other captured Joes be rescued? Will Virus become a madman? Will Cobra Commander become human again? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!