GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!
To Red Witch: Yeah, that was. I read your new stuff. Love it, although Bulldog is none too happy with the new story. I'm trying to stop him from booking a flight to Transylvania!
To Wizard1: Yeah, I do want to do something like that, but it's going to be tough fixing up the plot, considering most of it revolved around the re-birth of Superman. However, I could imagine Virus destroying an entire city just to get his hands on Todd. Any thoughts? Well, in the movie, the Rawhides helped a lot so we'll see. And Kyle is back to his crazy loudmouthed self.
To Sparky Genocide: I don't think Virus will ever get the hint. His delusions are the cornerstone of his psyche, his very self at this point. He only lives to win Althea's heart.
To Metal Dragon1: Yeah, Kyle will always have a big mouth. BTW, Animeluvr1 plans to have Kid Razor and the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers make an appearance in "Bittersweet" soon!
It's Profile Time Again! WHOOOO!!!! *Crowd hoot, hollers, cheers, claps, screams, and chants* Anyway, we now look at the most famous member of the Joe team, everyone's favorite ninja, the original, Snake-Eyes!
Snake-Eyes
Real Name: Classified
Affiliation: Army
Rank: Master Sergeant
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Hand-to-Hand Combat Instructor
Birthplace: Classified
Bio: Out of all the Joes, Snake-Eyes has the longest past, yet is the most mysterious. He constantly keeps his face covered, and he never speaks. He seems almost like a human shadow.
Snake-Eyes is skilled in 12 martial arts, including karate, kung-fu, and jujitsu. He is also expertly skilled in edged weapons.
It is known that Snake-Eyes grew up somewhere in the US, and had served in the military before GI Joe, being trained in mountaineering, underwater demolitions, as well as survival techniques for jungles, deserts, and the Arctic. He also knows some holistic medicine. He served alongside future Joes Lonzo Wilkinson and Thomas Arashikage, codenames Stalker and Storm Shadow.
After returning home, he learned his parents and his beloved twin sister Terri were killed in a car accident on the way to meet him. Devastated, he traveled the world until he reached Japan. There, he re-met Storm Shadow, who let him train with his family. During this time, the Hard Master of the clan was assassinated, and Snake-Eyes fled the clan shake-up.
He moved to a cabin in the High Sierras, and took in a wolf named Timber. When GI Joe was organized, Hawk and Stalker recommended Snake-Eyes, and he accepted the spot. In the team, he developed feelings for Scarlett. In an early mission, Snake-Eyes rescued Scarlett from helicopter wreckage. A window exploded in his face, scarring it and damaging his vocal chords. As a result, Snake-Eyes lost the ability to speak and more a mask to cover his disfigured face.
Snake-Eyes continues to serve today, although Scarlett's spell over him and first sergeant Duke have caused tensions between the two Joes.
Chapter 24: Another Battle!
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(Cobra La)
The Joes and the Misfits charged in, ready for battle.
"Let's stop Cobra La once and for all! YO JOE!!!" Hawk yelled.
"YO JOE!!!" The planes streaked in the skies, and the tanks drove into the ground.
"Alright, Misfits! Let's finish this!" Althea yelled.
"The Thunderbolt says, let's beat some jabronies!" Kyle charged some Cobra-La guards. "Slappin' time!" He proceeded to slap guards left and right.
"Man, and Proudstar likes that guy's style hey!" Velocity found himself being snared by a vine. "Whoa guys! These things are alive!"
"The vines are all trying to stop us. The plant and animal life is fighting us!" Hawk exclaimed.
"Misfits, use your powers to help us!"
"Right!" The kids went to work protecting the tanks and planes as the Joes fought Cobra-La's forces. However, one Misfit was having the best advantage: Sunfire. The Solar Samurai's mutant abilities allowed him to rain solar flames on the plant life, incinerating it.
"Goodbye!" Jake punched out Leathersuit.
"Ew! Keep your hands off me, you pervert!" Althea smashed Virus's jaw with her bo staff. She then used a wave to knock down several Cobra-La guards.
"Let there be rock!" Lance shook up the ground, creating a fissure that swallowed a couple of the large maggot-like tanks.
"I found 'em!" Shipwreck exclaimed. He was accompanied by the previously captured Joes. Kicker ran to Quick-Kick and hugged him hard.
"You featherhead! You really got me worried!" She smiled, impersonating Moe Howard.
"Okay girls, as ol' Proudstar would say, we got a fight on your hands! Let's go!" Gunbarrel cocked his rifle. "We got terrorists to foil!"
"Look out!" Kicker screamed. Sunfire fell into a branch.
"Too much…overpowered me…" The Japanese mutant moaned. Two figures swooped down.
"Oh no! Gilgacon and Nemesis Enforcer!" Siryn exclaimed.
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(The GI Joe base)
"Man, I want action!" Burner grumbled.
"You and me both." Hi-Tech agreed. He and the other new Joes were standing in the cafeteria. Alongside the new Misfits, the new Joes were supposed to stay behind. Falcon was with them, but he was somewhere else on the base to think. Thunderbolt had went along with his fellow West Coast Misfits. He was verbally berating them the whole time for not being able to tell the difference between him and Darkbolt.
"You aren't the only ones who are totally bored, dudes." Beast King, Firestar, Longshot, and Spyder walked in.
"We can help! We just need to prove it!" Angelica added.
"Someone's got to stay behind and care for the wounded Misfits and Joes." Vorona said simply. Thunderbird could still be heard screaming at the TV.
"KILL HIM, FOLEY!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!"
"PROUDSTAR, SHUT UP!!!!!!"
"And I'm getting sick and tired of hearing Pyro sing around me! I had to beat him with a pipe to shut that psycho up!" Angelica groaned.
"I think you may have made him crazier, Angie." Longshot rolled his eyes.
"I don't think Pyro's brains can be any more scrambled than they are now." Spyder quipped.
"I wasn't asked to join this unit out of dumb luck!" Mayday grumbled. "GI Joe consists of the best of the best soldiers! I want to prove I earned this spot!"
"Why not do what the Misfits or Bree would do? Swipe a helicopter." Hi-Tech offered. The other Rawhides looked at the young sergeant.
"Alright." The others agreed.
"Let's do it." Jack grinned.
"Get Falcon. We'll need a commander." Spyder said.
Well, now things are heating up! What'll happen next? Can the Joes and the Misfit teams defeat Cobra La? Will the New Recruits join the battle? Will any insanity happen? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!