GI Joe, the Movie: Evo-tized!

To Red Witch: Here's more madness for you! Enjoy!

To Sparky Genocide: Yep, Virus got his butt smashed by Wavedancer again! Well, the Rawhides did manage to get in the action in the original movie.

To Aaron: Oh yeah, the combined Misfits/GI Joe versus Cobra La's forces. This is going to be a slobberknocker, alright! And the Misfits have to take on Nemesis Enforcer and Gilgacon. Hoo boy. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!

To Wizard1: Here's more insanity for you! YEAH!!!!

It's Profile Time Again! *Crowd hoots, hollers, cheers, claps, screams, and chants* This time, we take another look at one of the original members of the West Coast Misfit team, the world's first and only rockin' feral, the wonderous Wildstar!

Wildstar

Real Name: Ace Starr

Allegiance: Misfits (West Coast Team), faked membership in the Hellions

Hair: Brown with black tips, in the style of a lion's mane.

Eyes: Chocolate Brown

Class: Mutant

Powers: Ace Starr's mutation gives him the characteristics of the King of Beasts, the lion. Ace's body is very sleek and cat-like. He also has fangs and claws. Over his right eye, he has a birthmark of a blue eight-pointed star. He has enhanced senses, strength, speed, agility, and reflexes. He also can fire blue energy beams from his claws. Ace also possesses a healing factor that is as strong as the ones belonging to Wolverine and his "daughter", fellow West Coast Misfit X23. If Ace falls from high places, he'll land on his feet thanks to a cat-like instinct of his.

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California

Bio: Ace Starr's father is a stockbroker and his mother is a homemaker. However, at the time Ace was born, Ronnie Starr was a roadie, and Cathy Starr was a groupie! Ace was conceived in a Van Halen tour and born during a Kiss tour! Until the age of seven, Ace grew up in a rock 'n' roll world. At seven, Ace and family settled down in LA. During this time, Ace met his friends Mandy Randall, Randy Chang, Micky Alexander, and Eddie Ulrich. Together, the fivesome formed local rock band the Ballroom Blitzers, a band known for playing originals as well as covering 70s and 80s classic rock.

As a kid, Ace starred in several commercials. His claw beams and other special powers emerged during a fight with a schoolyard bully. As a teenager, Ace was recruited by S.H.I.E.L.D director Nick Fury to go undercover and infiltrate the Hellions, a team of teenage mutants trained to serve the Hellfire Club by its White Queen, real name Emma Frost. As a Hellion, Ace helped fellow teammate Jake Wildfire, now-codenamed Red Dragon, exorcise his dark side come to life: Draconis, the Black Dragon. During that battle, Ace met future teammate X23, a genetically-modified clone of the X-Man Wolverine. Afterwards, Ace took X23 in, giving her the name Athena.

After that, Ace traveled the world for a while, looking for adventure, and he wasn't disappointed. In Japan, he teamed up with Sunfire to fight a cyber-ninja. In his hometown, he befriended the singer known as the Dazzler and helped the Farrah-haired girl save a teenager/college student hangout. In Arizona, he teamed up with an Apache mutant named John Proudstar to save the Camp Verde reservation from a genetically-modified bear. In Boston, he met Red Dragon's younger brother Kyle, who became Thunderbolt.

During a visit to the X-Mansion, Ace, the Misfits, the X-Men, and the Avengers were attacked by a bio-droid known as the Mimic. Ace gathered up the allies he met in his travels, alongside a Compton native named Terrell Mason, a speedster codenamed Velocity. Together with Siryn, X23, and former X-Man Wolfsbane, Wildstar, Dazzler, Thunderbird, Velocity, Thunderbolt, and Sunfire defeated the Mimic. After that, Ace suggested a new team be formed, and the West Coast Misfits were formed.

Ace still serves on the team today, even though the team has expanded to include Rictor, Chilljaw, and recently, Longshot and Beast King.

Note: Ace Starr is the cousin of East Coast Misfit members Paul and Craig Starr, codename Starchild and Darkstar. His charms are very powerful, netting the hearts of the Hellions M, Catseye, Tarot, and Roulette, as well as the X-Man Husk.

Chapter 25: Rawhide Rescue!

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(GI Joe base)

"Here's one!" The Rawhides ran into a helicopter.

"Hey!" One of the Greenshirts tried to stop the helicopter as it took off.

"Sorry dude!" Jack turned into a woodpecker and strafed the Greenshirt. Just like that Monet chick!

"AHHH!!" The Greenshirt fell on his butt. He was unhurt, except for a bruised ego.

"Let's fly! Yo Joe!" Hi-Tech said.

"Hi-Tech, you can't fly!" Vorona blinked. Hi-Tech turned with a smirk, and his eyes were glowing electronic green. "No offense, Hi-Tech. I know you're using your powers to interact with the helicopter, but maybe I should help. I am licensed." She took the navigator's seat. "Beast King! Firestar! Flank us!" Firestar flew to the left of the copter, and Beast King flew to the right, as a bird known as a swift. Nobody tried to Falcon. He was too busy plotting ways to torture Serpentor III

Then I'll dip that mother&$%#@^ in scalding oil…Or maybe I should lock him a room with Trinity…Yeah, that'll work. I'll beat the snot out of that mix-and-match clone, then leave him with Trinity! Then when they're done with him, I'll break every bone in his body one by one. I'll get that little son of a… Falcon muttered under his breath.

"Man, I'll never get used to that." Burner shook his head as he saw Beast King transform.

"Why?" Mayday smirked. "And remember, you're talking to a fellow mutant."

"Ever seen 'American Werewolf in Paris'?" Burner asked. The mutant sniper nodded. "Saw it when I was six. Ever since then, I've been creeped out by things that turn into animals. That's why I get nervous around that nice Scottish girl. Even worse for me is that she can turn into a wolf."

"She doesn't become a rampaging monster, Burner." Mayday laughed. "She's exactly the same as a wolf as she is as a human, except she's more aggressive and can't talk." Burner nodded.

"I understand, but she still creeps me out." Burner shivered. "So does the surfing animorph over there. Not to mention the fact I'm slightly afraid of flying."

"Relax." Longshot smiled at the Hispanic flamethrower. "Besides superhuman agility, I can create good luck. If we get shot down, I can increase the chances of us making it out OK."

"Kid, remind me to tell Ace to take you to Vegas with him." Vorona laughed. "He'd break the bank ten times over with you around!"

"Oh ha ha." Longshot rolled his eyes.

"Aren't you a little young to be here, Spyder?" Mayday asked the gray-skinned pre-teen. Spyder shrugged.

"Hey, I wanted to help. I want to be just like Spider-Man! He always swings in on his webs and saves the day!" Spyder grinned.

"Hey look!" Firestar pointed downwards. She saw the waving Flint, Lifeline, Iceberg, and Roadblock. "The guys!" The helicopter landed near the guys.

"Are you all alright?" Falcon asked the Joes.

"We're fine." Lifeline sighed, holding the snake-like Cobra Commander. "This snake was Cobra Commander. Hard to believe."

"The BET was fired." Falcon said simply. "It fired an intense energy beam into the sky."

"Spoooooooresssss…" Cobra Commander hissed. "Ssssssssporesssss…make me like thisssss…BET mature ssssssporessssss…"

"Oh my God! If this spore thing is true…" Iceberg gulped.

"Then we got no time to lose! The others are in huge trouble!" Falcon nodded. "Let's go!" Serpentor, you're mine! He mentally vowed.

Well then, things are about to heat up! What'll happen next? Can the Rawhides turn the tide? Will Cobra Commander be restored to normal? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!