A/N: This is sort of a spoof of the show Angel and from the movie X2:X-Men
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The dance and something extra,
After "The Call" was over a slow song started playing.
"Do you wanna dance?" Bobby asked looking at his feet.
"Only if you want to." Shayna replied.
"Okay, cool." Bobby said.
They started to dance when the lights went out and people started to scream.
"Oh no, this cannot be good." Jolie said grabbing Gambit who was now sober. Well sorta.
"What goin' on chère?" He asked.
"I don't know, I don't know." Jolie replied.
"What's going on?" Bobby asked.
"I don't know, I don't know." Shayna replied.
Then they heard helicopters and people running down the halls.
"We heard that there are mutants in this school." A man dressed in uniform said.
Principle Kelly walked up to the man and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
The man pointed at Bobby and he started shooting ice everywhere.
"Bobby this is neither the time nor the place to do that." Shayna said.
"I can't help it. He's controlling me man." Bobby yelled.
* * *
"Hey!" Gambit screamed.
"What?" The guy asked taking his control off of Bobby.
"Why don' ya pick on someone ya own size." Gambit said charging card, but the card didn't charge.
"Gambit what is happening?" Jolie asked.
"Uh oh. Gambit seemed to have brought de wrong pack of cards, chère." He said.
"Great Gambit, just great." Jolie said getting ready to fist fight.
"Not to worry, chère", Gambit said picking up a cookie and charging it, "Gambit got a back up plan."
"Oh wow," The man said, "A cookie. Oh I'm so scared."
"You should be." Gambit yelled while throwing the cookie.
The cookie blew up about two inches away from the guy.
"Hey buddy ya missed." The guy said.
"Wasn't aimin' at ya." Gambit said throwing more cookies joined by Jolie who was just throwing cookies.
* * *
Bobby had been thrown into the refreshment table, which by the way had knives, forks, and some glass sitting behind it.
"Bobby are you okay?" Shayna asked.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." He said as she helped him to a bleacher.
"Just stay here." Shayna said leaving to join the fight with Misty.
* * *
"Well Mr. and Ms. Cocky, let's finish this." The man said having all of these other men join his side.
"Okay." Gambit and Jolie said joined by Shayna, Misty, and every other mutant in there.
"Ready?" Shayna asked.
"I'm ready to kick some ass if that's what you mean." Misty replied.
Shayna and Misty went WWE on these guys, remember how Misty was in a skirt well she had this guy in the Sharpshooter, and Shayna had two guys down and she jumped off the stage and did a lion salt. Then she did a Hurricanrana on this other guy.
"Well that's all of 'em." Shayna said wiping her hands together.
"Yeah, where's Kurt?" Evan asked.
"Oh you mean traitor." Shayna said.
"Your still not on the 'he broke up with me' kick are you?" Evan asked.
"No he left right before the guys came in." Misty said.
"Oh okay." Evan said trotting off.
Shayna ran over to Bobby, "Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah I'll be fine." He said.
"Come on let's go home." She said helping him up and taking him over to Gambit.
"Gambit did you bring your car?" Shayna asked.
"Yeah, cherie, why?" He asked.
"I need you to take me and Bobby home now. Look." Shayna said.
"Oh okay come on." Gambit said.
* * *
"You should stay in bed until I tell you." Hank said.
"Sounds great." Bobby said sarcastically.
"Well Shayna I need to work with Bobby so I'll have to ask you to leave." Hank said.
"Oh, okay. Bye." Shayna said waving.
"Bye." Bobby said waving.
Gambit was walking in the hall when Shayna came out. She didn't notice he was there so she ran into him.
"Whoa, cherie, where's de fire?" He asked.
"Huh? Oh sorry." She said with tears in her eyes.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"Bobby is.. is.." She said.
"Oh, Gambit get it now." He said.
"It's all my fault." Shayna said.
"No it's not." Gambit said.
"Yes it is." She said.
"Hey", Gambit said trying to cheer her up," Gambit got an idea, why don' we get some ice cream, eh?"
"Okay, sure." Shayna said.
"Although it don do a t'ing for Gambit's figure." He said with that sexy smile of his.
Shayna began to laugh as they walked to the kitchen.
Jolie peeked out of her room with rogue behind her.
"Wow!" Rogue said.
"I never knew Remy was so sensitive." Jolie said.
* * *
A/N: You wanna know what something extra was? Well, it was Gambit not thinking of himself.
The dance and something extra,
After "The Call" was over a slow song started playing.
"Do you wanna dance?" Bobby asked looking at his feet.
"Only if you want to." Shayna replied.
"Okay, cool." Bobby said.
They started to dance when the lights went out and people started to scream.
"Oh no, this cannot be good." Jolie said grabbing Gambit who was now sober. Well sorta.
"What goin' on chère?" He asked.
"I don't know, I don't know." Jolie replied.
"What's going on?" Bobby asked.
"I don't know, I don't know." Shayna replied.
Then they heard helicopters and people running down the halls.
"We heard that there are mutants in this school." A man dressed in uniform said.
Principle Kelly walked up to the man and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."
The man pointed at Bobby and he started shooting ice everywhere.
"Bobby this is neither the time nor the place to do that." Shayna said.
"I can't help it. He's controlling me man." Bobby yelled.
* * *
"Hey!" Gambit screamed.
"What?" The guy asked taking his control off of Bobby.
"Why don' ya pick on someone ya own size." Gambit said charging card, but the card didn't charge.
"Gambit what is happening?" Jolie asked.
"Uh oh. Gambit seemed to have brought de wrong pack of cards, chère." He said.
"Great Gambit, just great." Jolie said getting ready to fist fight.
"Not to worry, chère", Gambit said picking up a cookie and charging it, "Gambit got a back up plan."
"Oh wow," The man said, "A cookie. Oh I'm so scared."
"You should be." Gambit yelled while throwing the cookie.
The cookie blew up about two inches away from the guy.
"Hey buddy ya missed." The guy said.
"Wasn't aimin' at ya." Gambit said throwing more cookies joined by Jolie who was just throwing cookies.
* * *
Bobby had been thrown into the refreshment table, which by the way had knives, forks, and some glass sitting behind it.
"Bobby are you okay?" Shayna asked.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." He said as she helped him to a bleacher.
"Just stay here." Shayna said leaving to join the fight with Misty.
* * *
"Well Mr. and Ms. Cocky, let's finish this." The man said having all of these other men join his side.
"Okay." Gambit and Jolie said joined by Shayna, Misty, and every other mutant in there.
"Ready?" Shayna asked.
"I'm ready to kick some ass if that's what you mean." Misty replied.
Shayna and Misty went WWE on these guys, remember how Misty was in a skirt well she had this guy in the Sharpshooter, and Shayna had two guys down and she jumped off the stage and did a lion salt. Then she did a Hurricanrana on this other guy.
"Well that's all of 'em." Shayna said wiping her hands together.
"Yeah, where's Kurt?" Evan asked.
"Oh you mean traitor." Shayna said.
"Your still not on the 'he broke up with me' kick are you?" Evan asked.
"No he left right before the guys came in." Misty said.
"Oh okay." Evan said trotting off.
Shayna ran over to Bobby, "Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah I'll be fine." He said.
"Come on let's go home." She said helping him up and taking him over to Gambit.
"Gambit did you bring your car?" Shayna asked.
"Yeah, cherie, why?" He asked.
"I need you to take me and Bobby home now. Look." Shayna said.
"Oh okay come on." Gambit said.
* * *
"You should stay in bed until I tell you." Hank said.
"Sounds great." Bobby said sarcastically.
"Well Shayna I need to work with Bobby so I'll have to ask you to leave." Hank said.
"Oh, okay. Bye." Shayna said waving.
"Bye." Bobby said waving.
Gambit was walking in the hall when Shayna came out. She didn't notice he was there so she ran into him.
"Whoa, cherie, where's de fire?" He asked.
"Huh? Oh sorry." She said with tears in her eyes.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"Bobby is.. is.." She said.
"Oh, Gambit get it now." He said.
"It's all my fault." Shayna said.
"No it's not." Gambit said.
"Yes it is." She said.
"Hey", Gambit said trying to cheer her up," Gambit got an idea, why don' we get some ice cream, eh?"
"Okay, sure." Shayna said.
"Although it don do a t'ing for Gambit's figure." He said with that sexy smile of his.
Shayna began to laugh as they walked to the kitchen.
Jolie peeked out of her room with rogue behind her.
"Wow!" Rogue said.
"I never knew Remy was so sensitive." Jolie said.
* * *
A/N: You wanna know what something extra was? Well, it was Gambit not thinking of himself.