GI Joe: The Movie, Evo-tized!

To Red Witch: Well, here's the new chapter for you! Enjoy, and I hope it was as good as the last!

Author's Note: Hi folks! Okay, you're going to see a fight between Falcon and Golobulus. I'm going to take some liberties with Golobulus's powers because I don't remember at all how it went in the movie.

Chapter 27: Final Victory!

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(Cobra La)

Lieutenant Vincent R. Falcone, the GI Joe codenamed Falcon, hijacked the flying chariot that Serpentor III used as his personal transport. He rode the chariot into the room containing the BET. Guarding the BET was the leader of Cobra La himself, Golobulus. Falcon snarled as he stopped the chariot and leapt off.

"Who are you?" He snarled.

"I am Golobulus. Leader of Cobra La. You cannot stop us, Falcon. We will reclaim our planet."

"Your time has passed, Golobulus." Falcon glared.

"You can't defeat me, Falcon. No human can. You humans are filth. A blight on the Earth. The Earth never needed you nor wanted you." Golobulus's red seashell-shaped eyepatch flipped open, revealing a pink glowing eye, similar to Cyclops's eyes. "You see, I have power." He fired a pink laser from his eye, and Falcon found himself running for his life. Meanwhile, Sergeant Slaughter was beating the snot out of Nemesis Enforcer.

"HA!!!!!" Sarge took down the warrior with a mighty Scoop Slam. "This one's for Duke!" He smashed his fists hard against Nemesis Enforcer again. "And this one's for me!" He smashed Nemesis Enforcer again. "And this one is for the United States of America!" He smashed Nemesis Enforcer so hard it knocked the Cobra La warrior cold. Althea and Siryn managed to engage Pythona.

"Hold still, you filthy humans!" Pythona snarled as she tried to strike the two mutant leaders.

"Hey Snake-woman! Let me show ye why that I am known as Siryn! WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Theresa Rourke wailed with her sonic voice, causing Pythona to cover her ears and close her eyes tightly.

"AAAGH!!!! That scream! Stop that infernal scream, you wench!"

"I can do that for ya." Althea smirked. Using her hydrokinesis, she summoned some water to wrap around her arm and form a huge watery fist. She punched Pythona hard with the fist, knocking her cold. "Well, that'll shut her up for a little while."

"Aye, Wavedancer." Theresa agreed, landing next to her East Coast counterpart. They heard a crash. They saw Gilgacon flying through a wall. The genetically-created cyborg was bashed to pieces, and his arms were ripped off. Jake stalked out in his Dragon Mode, carrying Gilgacon's arms. He smirked, revealing his sharp teeth.

"I beat him with his own arms." Jake grinned, holding up Gilgacon's arms. Althea and Siryn winced.

"Hey, Red Dragon!" Siryn winced. "Try not to hold up those things in front of us." She rubbed her stomach in an attempt to ease it. "Hoo boy."

"Thanks, Jake. I really needed to see that." Althea's face turned slightly green. Jake noticed Golobulus try to blast Falcon.

"Hang on, Falcon!" Jake flew into action, smashing into Golobulus. Falcon took advantage of the distraction and raced to the BET. She shut the Broadcast Energy Transmitter off, and the energy beam shut off. Golobulus threw the wrestler off. Golobulus laughed.

"You're too late, human." Golobulus smirked. "The spores over your planet have matured and they are ready to burst. Once they do, your world will end. Mankind will be reverted into snakes, and Cobra La will rise and retake our rightful places as rulers." A laughing Golobulus left triumphantly. Falcon snarled. He cursed up a storm until he got an idea. The Joes and Misfits gathered around the device.

"We heard. What do we do?" Lady Jaye asked.

"I got an idea." Falcon ran to the BET and switched it on. He started turning some knobs and pressing buttons on it. The BET's energy beam grew in width, and even the machine started glowing. "Go! I'll overload the machine! It'll destroy the spores!" Jinx and Sergeant Slaughter grabbed him.

"Big rule of the Renegades, kid: Either we all go home, or none of us go home!" Sarge and Jinx dragged Falcon away.

"C'mon, everyone! Let's get out of here!" Hawk ordered. The BET's whine was growing louder and higher every second as the Joes and the Misfits got out of there as fast as they could run or fly or whatever. The BET exploded, sending a huge burst of energy into space. The energy burst fried the spores, as well as Cobra La, and caused them to exploded. The fried spores fell harmlessly to Earth.

"WE DID IT!" Hawk proclaimed. The Joes celebrated. The Renegades hooted and hollered, and gave each other hugs. The Misfits cheered.

"Thanks a lot, guys! You nearly trampled me!" Lady Jaye groaned.

"Hey! I got a call from Stretcher! Duke's going to be okay!" Paul yelled. The Joes celebrated. Falcon smiled at the sky as the fried spores rained down.

"Thanks, big brother."

"YO JOE!!!!!!"

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(Bayville, New York)

Senator Robert Kelly watched the spores rain down, and he scratched his head.

"What's going on here?" He failed to notice he breathed in one of the spores. Suddenly, he clutched his heart, and he started having a seizure. Meanwhile, Duncan Matthews also noticed the spores.

"What's going on here?" He wondered. He breathed in a couple burnt spores. Suddenly, he grabbed himself and screamed real loud in pain. At the X-Mansion, a certain voice was heard yelling.

"OH NOW I KNOW THE STARCHILD HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!!" The voice of Scott Summers roared. Then was heard the sound of something hard and metallic hitting his head. "OWWW!!!! JEEEEEEEEAN!!!! THAT HURT!!!!"

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(Virus's Lab, Dreadnok HQ)

"This had better be bloody worth it, Commander." Virus said to a big cylindrical gray chamber in his lab. A pair of eyes peeked out through a small window.

"Oh it will be Virus. It will be." Cobra Commander hissed through the cylinder. Using a sample of his original DNA, Virus built a chamber to restore Cobra Commander. "Once we get Serpentor, we'll destroy GI Joe and the Misfits! And Althea will be all yours." Virus giggled madly. It was the only reason why he was doing this in the first place!

Soon, Althea. Soon, we'll be together again. We'll take walks down London like we used to do when we were kids.

Hoo boy! Looks like Virus and Cobra Commander are going into business! What will come of this? What'll happen in the future! Find out soon! This is L1701E, signing off!