Singing, cookies, snow, and Cajuns.
A few weeks after the incident,
"Jingle Bells, Cyclops smells, Gambit laid an egg, The X-mobile lost a wheel, And Logan did ballet!" Shayna and Misty sang in the halls.
"Logan did what?" Logan asked.
"Logan... bye." Shayna said leaving with Misty.
Logan just nodded his head & walked into the kitchen to see Gambit drinking coffee.
"So where's the Little Cajun?" Logan asked.
"Little Cajun?" Gambit asked.
"Sparkie n' her friend were singing, and you laid an egg," Logan said, "So where is the little tyke?"
"Gambit be right back." Gambit said abandoning his coffee.
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"That was too funny." Misty said.
"How dare you make Gambit lay an egg?" Gambit yelled.
"Well we wanted Logan last." Shayna said.
"And we wanted Scott to smell." Misty added.
"Yeah." Shayna said agreeing.
Gambit just sighed and said, "Never mind."
In class the next day.
"Now dis be a great gift t' make for de whole family." Gambit said.
"Which is everybody in here!" Shayna proclaimed.
"I didn't need no smart-ass reply but t'anks anyway." Gambit joked.
"Don't give me that attitude you guys I'm doing it all for you." Shayna screamed standing up.
Bobby grabs a spatula and whacks Shayna with it.
"OWIE!!" Shayna yelled.
Sometime later,
"Bobby, you handed me the ingredients, I baked them, you ate them." Shayna said putting everything in order.
"But I did it out of love." Bobby said making this real cheesy smile.
"Awww." Shayna said giving him a kiss.
"I gotta do this more often." Bobby said.
Shayna whacks him with a wooden spoon.
"Ouch!" He said.
"I did it out of love." Shayna said mimicking Bobby.
"SHUT UP!" He screamed.
Five minutes later,
"Bobby, help me make balls." Shayna said.
"I've got enough thanks." Bobby said twiddling his thumbs.
Shayna raised her hand.
"What now?" Gambit asked.
"Mr. LeBeau, Bobby's not helping me make my balls." Shayna whined.
The class starts to laugh.
"Okay, settle down." Gambit said.
"Mr. LeBeau, he's not helping!" Shayna whined more.
"I can see why." Gambit said chuckling.
"Yeah, HEY!" Bobby yelled.
Shayna laughs at him.
"Shut up!" Bobby screamed again.
The next morning Gambit comes down to the kitchen & pours himself a cup of coffee. Shayna walks in from the entryway.
"Morning." Shayna said.
"Mornin' chère," Gambit replied. "Hey it snowed last ni-"
Shayna pelts a snowball at him & hits him in the face. "Tell me something I don't know."
"C'est guerre!" Gambit yells as Shayna giggles & runs upstairs, almost knocking down Kurt & Misty in the process.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt asked.
"I think it was a Shayna shaped blur." Misty said.
They enter the kitchen. Snow is on the floor and in Gambit's eyes.
"Vhat happened to you?" Kurt asked.
"Shayna happened." Gambit muttered.
"Couldn't ya tell?" Misty whispered to Kurt.
"Gambit gonna get 'er dough." Gambit said wiping snow from his eyes. "In a snow ball fight to the death!"
"Don't you think 'to the death is a little extreme?" Misty asked.
"Why not just, 'to the tired'?" Kurt asked.
Gambit stood up from the table & went outside. He threw a snowball at Shayna's window.
"Come out, coward!" He yelled & threw another snowball.
Shayna stuck her head out of the bay window. "What do you want?"
"Gambit challenge you to a snowball fight! Winner take all!" He yelled as threw a snowball above her head.
"I accept your challenge!" She ducks back inside & it's suddenly raining snowballs.
Gambit runs from the falling snow & hides under a tree.
"How you get so many snowballs up dere? Dere's a wood burnin' stove in your room!" He yelled.
Shayna smirks and holds up a Sears' cooler. Less than five minutes later, Shayna and Gambit were building forts.
"All right, petite! Game on!" He yelled completing the last of his snowball arsenal. "Petite?" He hears a whistle from behind him and looks up to see Shayna with a humungous snowball approximately two feet in diameter.
"Rule #1: Never build your fort at the bottom of a hill!" Shayna yells as she pushes the snowball.
Gambit stares in wide-eyed terror as the snowball gains speed & size. He finally runs & for the next 20 yards the situation resembles the 'Indiana Jones' stunt in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', except it doesn't involve a narrow miss.
After this it was all downhill for poor Gambit (no pun intended). Although he did get a few hits in, Misty, Evan, & Bobby teamed up with Shayna, putting everybody's favorite Cajun at an unfair disadvantage.
Gambit was trying to hide behind a tree, snowball in hand, evil smirk on his face.
Bobby stops Shayna from proceeding forward.
"Hang on this is so my scene." Bobby sneaks through the woods. "The savage beast stalks his unsuspecting victim, slowly he sneaks through the dense forest." Bobby sneaks up behind Gambit & puts a snowball down Gambit's pants.
Gambit screams as Bobby snickers.
"How ya doin', Monsieur Powder Pants?" Bobby asked laughing.
"Bobby, I'm gonna kill you!" Gambit sneered as he charged a rock.
Bobby screamed like a little girl & ran for cover.
"Hey, Remy! Heads up!" Shayna yelled as she threw a snowball.
"Eeeeiiioooaaahhhow!!!!!" Gambit screeched.
"Oops!" Shayna smirked. "A little too low."
"C'est la vie." Misty shrugged.
Kitty and Kurt come out to watch.
"Snow ball fighting is, like, so barbaric." Kitty said turning around to leave.
Kurt threw a snowball at her that hit her in the back. Kurt pounded his chest & mocked a Tarzan yell. Kitty growled, turned on Kurt & started throwing snow at him, not even taking the time to make snowballs.
Inside the mansion, The Professor and Storm were watching the fight.
"It's nice to see the children having fun." The Prof said.
"Yes." Strom agreed. "And I think we all know what happens when you put a Cajun in the snow."
A/N: If you're wondering why Gambit said I it's because his class has some people that aren't mutants.
A few weeks after the incident,
"Jingle Bells, Cyclops smells, Gambit laid an egg, The X-mobile lost a wheel, And Logan did ballet!" Shayna and Misty sang in the halls.
"Logan did what?" Logan asked.
"Logan... bye." Shayna said leaving with Misty.
Logan just nodded his head & walked into the kitchen to see Gambit drinking coffee.
"So where's the Little Cajun?" Logan asked.
"Little Cajun?" Gambit asked.
"Sparkie n' her friend were singing, and you laid an egg," Logan said, "So where is the little tyke?"
"Gambit be right back." Gambit said abandoning his coffee.
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"That was too funny." Misty said.
"How dare you make Gambit lay an egg?" Gambit yelled.
"Well we wanted Logan last." Shayna said.
"And we wanted Scott to smell." Misty added.
"Yeah." Shayna said agreeing.
Gambit just sighed and said, "Never mind."
In class the next day.
"Now dis be a great gift t' make for de whole family." Gambit said.
"Which is everybody in here!" Shayna proclaimed.
"I didn't need no smart-ass reply but t'anks anyway." Gambit joked.
"Don't give me that attitude you guys I'm doing it all for you." Shayna screamed standing up.
Bobby grabs a spatula and whacks Shayna with it.
"OWIE!!" Shayna yelled.
Sometime later,
"Bobby, you handed me the ingredients, I baked them, you ate them." Shayna said putting everything in order.
"But I did it out of love." Bobby said making this real cheesy smile.
"Awww." Shayna said giving him a kiss.
"I gotta do this more often." Bobby said.
Shayna whacks him with a wooden spoon.
"Ouch!" He said.
"I did it out of love." Shayna said mimicking Bobby.
"SHUT UP!" He screamed.
Five minutes later,
"Bobby, help me make balls." Shayna said.
"I've got enough thanks." Bobby said twiddling his thumbs.
Shayna raised her hand.
"What now?" Gambit asked.
"Mr. LeBeau, Bobby's not helping me make my balls." Shayna whined.
The class starts to laugh.
"Okay, settle down." Gambit said.
"Mr. LeBeau, he's not helping!" Shayna whined more.
"I can see why." Gambit said chuckling.
"Yeah, HEY!" Bobby yelled.
Shayna laughs at him.
"Shut up!" Bobby screamed again.
The next morning Gambit comes down to the kitchen & pours himself a cup of coffee. Shayna walks in from the entryway.
"Morning." Shayna said.
"Mornin' chère," Gambit replied. "Hey it snowed last ni-"
Shayna pelts a snowball at him & hits him in the face. "Tell me something I don't know."
"C'est guerre!" Gambit yells as Shayna giggles & runs upstairs, almost knocking down Kurt & Misty in the process.
"Vhat vas zhat?" Kurt asked.
"I think it was a Shayna shaped blur." Misty said.
They enter the kitchen. Snow is on the floor and in Gambit's eyes.
"Vhat happened to you?" Kurt asked.
"Shayna happened." Gambit muttered.
"Couldn't ya tell?" Misty whispered to Kurt.
"Gambit gonna get 'er dough." Gambit said wiping snow from his eyes. "In a snow ball fight to the death!"
"Don't you think 'to the death is a little extreme?" Misty asked.
"Why not just, 'to the tired'?" Kurt asked.
Gambit stood up from the table & went outside. He threw a snowball at Shayna's window.
"Come out, coward!" He yelled & threw another snowball.
Shayna stuck her head out of the bay window. "What do you want?"
"Gambit challenge you to a snowball fight! Winner take all!" He yelled as threw a snowball above her head.
"I accept your challenge!" She ducks back inside & it's suddenly raining snowballs.
Gambit runs from the falling snow & hides under a tree.
"How you get so many snowballs up dere? Dere's a wood burnin' stove in your room!" He yelled.
Shayna smirks and holds up a Sears' cooler. Less than five minutes later, Shayna and Gambit were building forts.
"All right, petite! Game on!" He yelled completing the last of his snowball arsenal. "Petite?" He hears a whistle from behind him and looks up to see Shayna with a humungous snowball approximately two feet in diameter.
"Rule #1: Never build your fort at the bottom of a hill!" Shayna yells as she pushes the snowball.
Gambit stares in wide-eyed terror as the snowball gains speed & size. He finally runs & for the next 20 yards the situation resembles the 'Indiana Jones' stunt in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', except it doesn't involve a narrow miss.
After this it was all downhill for poor Gambit (no pun intended). Although he did get a few hits in, Misty, Evan, & Bobby teamed up with Shayna, putting everybody's favorite Cajun at an unfair disadvantage.
Gambit was trying to hide behind a tree, snowball in hand, evil smirk on his face.
Bobby stops Shayna from proceeding forward.
"Hang on this is so my scene." Bobby sneaks through the woods. "The savage beast stalks his unsuspecting victim, slowly he sneaks through the dense forest." Bobby sneaks up behind Gambit & puts a snowball down Gambit's pants.
Gambit screams as Bobby snickers.
"How ya doin', Monsieur Powder Pants?" Bobby asked laughing.
"Bobby, I'm gonna kill you!" Gambit sneered as he charged a rock.
Bobby screamed like a little girl & ran for cover.
"Hey, Remy! Heads up!" Shayna yelled as she threw a snowball.
"Eeeeiiioooaaahhhow!!!!!" Gambit screeched.
"Oops!" Shayna smirked. "A little too low."
"C'est la vie." Misty shrugged.
Kitty and Kurt come out to watch.
"Snow ball fighting is, like, so barbaric." Kitty said turning around to leave.
Kurt threw a snowball at her that hit her in the back. Kurt pounded his chest & mocked a Tarzan yell. Kitty growled, turned on Kurt & started throwing snow at him, not even taking the time to make snowballs.
Inside the mansion, The Professor and Storm were watching the fight.
"It's nice to see the children having fun." The Prof said.
"Yes." Strom agreed. "And I think we all know what happens when you put a Cajun in the snow."
A/N: If you're wondering why Gambit said I it's because his class has some people that aren't mutants.