Howdy people!!!! Finally, Kimi-chan's back with Drunk. Okay, I'm sorry for not updating sooner. I have homework to do and lots of them, and take home exams, so I'm really busy. Plus, my report with some tales, and my career projects, hobby projects (this stuffs are in my school) that I have to computerize and make and all that. Ack!!
I'm also very sorry for not keeping my promise of not writing anything until this fic is done!
I'm going to announce this news now. This would be an H/M fic. I'm sick of Tamahome and that other guy... what's his name again?... Oh yeah, Taka. I am a Hotohori fan and I love him to be happy.
For some personal stuff: This fic's dedicated to chinoz and anime-fever and HoshiHikari4ever who were very nice to review! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! Actually, for me, all of those people who reviewed this fic are the greatest! I dedicate this one to all of you!!!!!!!!!! sadly, I can't find the otherpeople who submitted their review to me. . . It says in the review that there are i don't know, but only a few appears appears! I thought I had the back up at my email add, but msn erased it despite the fact that I look at that every week to cheer me up and keep me going!
Once again, I am so very very very sorry for not having updated this sooner. I was so busy! Actually, I still have to make my homeroom homework and stuff. By the way, I had author's block. You know, it's pretty wierd. I have author's block on this fic but none on my other fic...
Also, this might not be as funny as the last time. I really liked my first fic. It's very funny, to me and laugh all the time whenever i look at that file on my computer. It might turn into a romance instead of a humor.
And lastly, if I have any mistakes in the spelling or anything whatsoever, please correct me.
Note: Hotohori is half sane here. I'm not even sure what he's going to do. He's not the type who would drink! Anyway, he will be a bit loony. Just not too much.
And I don't own fy, I Feel Pretty, and that nice song "Grow old with you" sang by Adam Sandler (He's not just an actor, he's a singer!!! It's because of him that I put the song 'I feel Pretty' in my first chapter!) , or anything. I don't even own this computer!
Now on with the fic!
"..." means speaking
'...' means thoughts
(...) are my comments
*...* means sarcasms
You know those stuff, I'm sure.
Drunk Chapter 3
Last Time: Hotohori, having the right mind, pulled the cup from Miaka. Unfortunately, she was able to drain it. Then she began to cry again.
"If you don't want to share," she screamed, "then fine! Drink them all up!" and she grabbed the bewildered Hotohori and made him drink the whole pitcher. Hotohori was so stunned that he actually let himself to drink those alcohol.
In less than a minute, Hotohori has managed to drink the whole pitcher. Since he have no experience whatsoever with that much wine, he was completely as drunk as Miaka. Oh poor Hotohori! He himself was pulled down, with Miaka, in drunken world.
~//~//~//~//Drunk Chapter 3//~//~//~//~
-5:45 p.m. Dusk -
Miaka let go of Hotohori's collar. The young emperor fell back to his chair, feeling quite dizzy from the red wine. 'I've never had that much wine before..' he thought to himself.
"There!" said Miaka half pouting, half happyly, "you happy?!"
"Am I?!" said Hotohori in a very unemperor-ly way.
Miaka wailed at Hotohori's ears. "YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!" then stomped her way towards Hotohori's bedroom.
-6:00 p.m-
Even in her drunken state, it always make her gawk at the young emperor's quarters. It was so big that it took her ten minutes just to go to Hotohori's chambers.
-6:05 pm-
Miaka sat near the fire and began to imagine that she was in candy land. Of course, since we all know that the young maiden was indeed in a very drunken state, she has a very wild imagination.
So she began to dance and do the ballet. Hotohori, meanwhile has followed Miaka to his room. Even though he was only half sane, his seishi blood keeps on making him stay as sane as possible. "I must proect Miaka!" he said outloud, "She might get in danger!!!"
Miaka began to dance, humming to the tune of "Dances of the Sugar Plum Fairies"
"Tat tat tarat tat taratanat tanan tanan" she sang.
And then Hotohori came inside.
-6:10 pm-
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Hoooootooooooooohoooooriiiiiiiiiiii!!!!" sang Miaka, "Welcome to fairy land!!!"
Hotohori looked at the maiden, dumbfounded.
"Let's dance!!!!" said Miaka. She began to dance ballet in front of Hotohori.
Miaka's spinning has made Hotohori dizzy, but soon, he got used of it. And thus he danced Ballet with Miaka.
-6:20 pm outside the emperor's doors-
The guards was gossiping with hushed voices.
Soldier 1 (a new recruit) : Psst, is his majesty inside?
Soldier 2 (an old soldier): Yup. Him and the miko-sama...
Soldier 1 ^actively^: What do you think they're doing?
Soldier 2 ^irritated^: I don't know! Just shut up and get back to work!
Soldier 1: Who cares about work? don't you ever wonder why his majesty never had a girl in there?
Soldier 2: No. It's his business. Let him be.
Soldier 1: And then out of the blue, he brought with him the miko-sama! What do you think they're doing? Making out?
Soldier 2 ^getting interested^: Do you think so? what makes you think that?
Soldier 1 : Duh! (Is 'duh' invented back then?) I'm pretty sure the emperor finally snapped out at his advisors to them and said, "That's it! I'm fucking with the miko-sama! Happy?!" then he tricked miko-sama into getting inside his room.
Soldier 2: Probably he made miko-sama drink expensive sake. you know how potent those are. Besides, miko-sama smelled like alcohol when she entered.
Soldier 1: really? Oooh! I wish I was positioned here earlier!
Soldier2: Let's try to eavesdrop!
Soldier 1: Yeah!
And the two leaned closer to the wall, and tried to obsorve every sound inside.
-6:30 pm; inside the emperor's room-
Hotohori and Miaka found dozens of bottles of wine at one of Hotohori's cabinets.
Hotohori opened the bottle and shared it with Miaka. And as a token of appreciation, she thought him another song. And together they sang:
I wanna make you smile
whenever you're sad
carry you around
when your arthrithis is bad
Oh, all I wanna do
is grow old with you
Hotohori poured Miaka some of the wine. Since she liked it very much, she asked Hotohori for more of the wine, which he gladly obeyed. When Miaka had her wine, She began to sing:
I'll get your medicine, when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice
Growin' old with you
Hearing Miaka sang Hotohori joined her:
I'll miss you, kiss you
give you my coat when you are cold
need you, feed you
even let you hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes from our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you had too much to drink
Oh I could be the man
who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you...
Hotohori and Miaka drank more wine. Soon, they were singing the same piece again. Then Miaka began to scream her head off
-7:00 pm-
(warning: These scene might be too mushy to handle) Miaka looked upon Hotohori's soft golden eyes that shone with so much joy. And Hotohori did the same thing. He looked upon Miaka's green eyes that shoned the same color as his golden eyes. Those emerald eyes made his stomach flutter and made his heart ache for her. He wanted to take her now. But the sane part of him stopped his body and made him to stay still.
"Hotohori," came Miaka's soft lovey voice. Her eyes shining brightly than ever.
"What is it?" asked Hotohori with all his charms. His voice was very romantic that all insects and bugs from the wall left the two in peace together, alone.
(Here it goes!) Miaka leaned closer to Hotohori. They're lips were merely half an inch apart. She spoke Hotohori's name's softly that it sounded more like a purr.
"Hotohori," said Miaka again, she began to close her eyes and leaned closer to Hotohori,
"Yes, my beloved " cooed Hotohori to Miaka
"Hotohori," purred Miaka, "I .... I feel like... I feel odd... " Hotohori, raised Miaka's chin, so that they could have eye contact "I feel like..." she began again, "Hotohori, I feel sick!" and she threw up in Hotohori's royal majestic clothes!!!
-7:15 pm emperor's royal bed chamber-
"Hotohori!!!" shrieked Miaka, "I'm soooooooooooooo soooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and turned into a passionate cry.
"It's alright Miaka," said Hotohori, taking off his clothes. Of course, he didn't took his pants off. Just the outer and the top. Miaka sat at the bed watching Hotohori stripped in front of her
"I'm so sorry" she said to him, still crying.
Hotohori sat beside Miaka, and patted the crying girl. She looked up at Hotohori smiling very sweetly.
"I still love you Miaka..." he cooed to her, "let me love you.." and then, he kissed her on her lips which took her by surprise .
"Hotohori.." she whimpered at the man, "this is wrong..Tamahome... he might come back..."
"I don' give a damn about him.." he replied, "and neither should you. If he left you and hurt you then I won't let him go near you again.."
The young emperor kissed Miaka very intimately again. But this time, Hotohori pushed Miaka down to his bed (think: episode 21)...
0o0o0o0o
To be continued...
okay, sorry for the delays! I'm so sorry! anyway, I only edited this one. I'm sory if Miaka and the emperor haen't had a scene yet! so sorry. it has something to do with my morals and so I am hesitating to even write! so sorry once again! so anyone out there who's nice enough to help me? Just the bed scene? I haven't wrote that before
I'm also very sorry for not keeping my promise of not writing anything until this fic is done!
I'm going to announce this news now. This would be an H/M fic. I'm sick of Tamahome and that other guy... what's his name again?... Oh yeah, Taka. I am a Hotohori fan and I love him to be happy.
For some personal stuff: This fic's dedicated to chinoz and anime-fever and HoshiHikari4ever who were very nice to review! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! Actually, for me, all of those people who reviewed this fic are the greatest! I dedicate this one to all of you!!!!!!!!!! sadly, I can't find the otherpeople who submitted their review to me. . . It says in the review that there are i don't know, but only a few appears appears! I thought I had the back up at my email add, but msn erased it despite the fact that I look at that every week to cheer me up and keep me going!
Once again, I am so very very very sorry for not having updated this sooner. I was so busy! Actually, I still have to make my homeroom homework and stuff. By the way, I had author's block. You know, it's pretty wierd. I have author's block on this fic but none on my other fic...
Also, this might not be as funny as the last time. I really liked my first fic. It's very funny, to me and laugh all the time whenever i look at that file on my computer. It might turn into a romance instead of a humor.
And lastly, if I have any mistakes in the spelling or anything whatsoever, please correct me.
Note: Hotohori is half sane here. I'm not even sure what he's going to do. He's not the type who would drink! Anyway, he will be a bit loony. Just not too much.
And I don't own fy, I Feel Pretty, and that nice song "Grow old with you" sang by Adam Sandler (He's not just an actor, he's a singer!!! It's because of him that I put the song 'I feel Pretty' in my first chapter!) , or anything. I don't even own this computer!
Now on with the fic!
"..." means speaking
'...' means thoughts
(...) are my comments
*...* means sarcasms
You know those stuff, I'm sure.
Drunk Chapter 3
Last Time: Hotohori, having the right mind, pulled the cup from Miaka. Unfortunately, she was able to drain it. Then she began to cry again.
"If you don't want to share," she screamed, "then fine! Drink them all up!" and she grabbed the bewildered Hotohori and made him drink the whole pitcher. Hotohori was so stunned that he actually let himself to drink those alcohol.
In less than a minute, Hotohori has managed to drink the whole pitcher. Since he have no experience whatsoever with that much wine, he was completely as drunk as Miaka. Oh poor Hotohori! He himself was pulled down, with Miaka, in drunken world.
~//~//~//~//Drunk Chapter 3//~//~//~//~
-5:45 p.m. Dusk -
Miaka let go of Hotohori's collar. The young emperor fell back to his chair, feeling quite dizzy from the red wine. 'I've never had that much wine before..' he thought to himself.
"There!" said Miaka half pouting, half happyly, "you happy?!"
"Am I?!" said Hotohori in a very unemperor-ly way.
Miaka wailed at Hotohori's ears. "YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!" then stomped her way towards Hotohori's bedroom.
-6:00 p.m-
Even in her drunken state, it always make her gawk at the young emperor's quarters. It was so big that it took her ten minutes just to go to Hotohori's chambers.
-6:05 pm-
Miaka sat near the fire and began to imagine that she was in candy land. Of course, since we all know that the young maiden was indeed in a very drunken state, she has a very wild imagination.
So she began to dance and do the ballet. Hotohori, meanwhile has followed Miaka to his room. Even though he was only half sane, his seishi blood keeps on making him stay as sane as possible. "I must proect Miaka!" he said outloud, "She might get in danger!!!"
Miaka began to dance, humming to the tune of "Dances of the Sugar Plum Fairies"
"Tat tat tarat tat taratanat tanan tanan" she sang.
And then Hotohori came inside.
-6:10 pm-
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Hoooootooooooooohoooooriiiiiiiiiiii!!!!" sang Miaka, "Welcome to fairy land!!!"
Hotohori looked at the maiden, dumbfounded.
"Let's dance!!!!" said Miaka. She began to dance ballet in front of Hotohori.
Miaka's spinning has made Hotohori dizzy, but soon, he got used of it. And thus he danced Ballet with Miaka.
-6:20 pm outside the emperor's doors-
The guards was gossiping with hushed voices.
Soldier 1 (a new recruit) : Psst, is his majesty inside?
Soldier 2 (an old soldier): Yup. Him and the miko-sama...
Soldier 1 ^actively^: What do you think they're doing?
Soldier 2 ^irritated^: I don't know! Just shut up and get back to work!
Soldier 1: Who cares about work? don't you ever wonder why his majesty never had a girl in there?
Soldier 2: No. It's his business. Let him be.
Soldier 1: And then out of the blue, he brought with him the miko-sama! What do you think they're doing? Making out?
Soldier 2 ^getting interested^: Do you think so? what makes you think that?
Soldier 1 : Duh! (Is 'duh' invented back then?) I'm pretty sure the emperor finally snapped out at his advisors to them and said, "That's it! I'm fucking with the miko-sama! Happy?!" then he tricked miko-sama into getting inside his room.
Soldier 2: Probably he made miko-sama drink expensive sake. you know how potent those are. Besides, miko-sama smelled like alcohol when she entered.
Soldier 1: really? Oooh! I wish I was positioned here earlier!
Soldier2: Let's try to eavesdrop!
Soldier 1: Yeah!
And the two leaned closer to the wall, and tried to obsorve every sound inside.
-6:30 pm; inside the emperor's room-
Hotohori and Miaka found dozens of bottles of wine at one of Hotohori's cabinets.
Hotohori opened the bottle and shared it with Miaka. And as a token of appreciation, she thought him another song. And together they sang:
I wanna make you smile
whenever you're sad
carry you around
when your arthrithis is bad
Oh, all I wanna do
is grow old with you
Hotohori poured Miaka some of the wine. Since she liked it very much, she asked Hotohori for more of the wine, which he gladly obeyed. When Miaka had her wine, She began to sing:
I'll get your medicine, when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice
Growin' old with you
Hearing Miaka sang Hotohori joined her:
I'll miss you, kiss you
give you my coat when you are cold
need you, feed you
even let you hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes from our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you had too much to drink
Oh I could be the man
who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you...
Hotohori and Miaka drank more wine. Soon, they were singing the same piece again. Then Miaka began to scream her head off
-7:00 pm-
(warning: These scene might be too mushy to handle) Miaka looked upon Hotohori's soft golden eyes that shone with so much joy. And Hotohori did the same thing. He looked upon Miaka's green eyes that shoned the same color as his golden eyes. Those emerald eyes made his stomach flutter and made his heart ache for her. He wanted to take her now. But the sane part of him stopped his body and made him to stay still.
"Hotohori," came Miaka's soft lovey voice. Her eyes shining brightly than ever.
"What is it?" asked Hotohori with all his charms. His voice was very romantic that all insects and bugs from the wall left the two in peace together, alone.
(Here it goes!) Miaka leaned closer to Hotohori. They're lips were merely half an inch apart. She spoke Hotohori's name's softly that it sounded more like a purr.
"Hotohori," said Miaka again, she began to close her eyes and leaned closer to Hotohori,
"Yes, my beloved " cooed Hotohori to Miaka
"Hotohori," purred Miaka, "I .... I feel like... I feel odd... " Hotohori, raised Miaka's chin, so that they could have eye contact "I feel like..." she began again, "Hotohori, I feel sick!" and she threw up in Hotohori's royal majestic clothes!!!
-7:15 pm emperor's royal bed chamber-
"Hotohori!!!" shrieked Miaka, "I'm soooooooooooooo soooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and turned into a passionate cry.
"It's alright Miaka," said Hotohori, taking off his clothes. Of course, he didn't took his pants off. Just the outer and the top. Miaka sat at the bed watching Hotohori stripped in front of her
"I'm so sorry" she said to him, still crying.
Hotohori sat beside Miaka, and patted the crying girl. She looked up at Hotohori smiling very sweetly.
"I still love you Miaka..." he cooed to her, "let me love you.." and then, he kissed her on her lips which took her by surprise .
"Hotohori.." she whimpered at the man, "this is wrong..Tamahome... he might come back..."
"I don' give a damn about him.." he replied, "and neither should you. If he left you and hurt you then I won't let him go near you again.."
The young emperor kissed Miaka very intimately again. But this time, Hotohori pushed Miaka down to his bed (think: episode 21)...
0o0o0o0o
To be continued...
okay, sorry for the delays! I'm so sorry! anyway, I only edited this one. I'm sory if Miaka and the emperor haen't had a scene yet! so sorry. it has something to do with my morals and so I am hesitating to even write! so sorry once again! so anyone out there who's nice enough to help me? Just the bed scene? I haven't wrote that before