Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the characters. I hope you enjoy this a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy!
Malilah: Nuku what is that?
Nuku: My Kaiba Plushie ^.~
Kayla: What are you doing with a Kaiba plushie?
Nuku: Making a bit of fun. n.n
Bakura: grrrr…
Nuku: [huggles it closer]
Bakura: Note to self kill the plushie…
Nuku: [waits until Bakura leaves] Now I wonder where can I get an Bakura plushie…
Kayla: Aw you do like him ^-^
Nuku: Not for Snuggling. [takes out pins] VOODOO!
Malilah and Kayla: [sweat drops] O.O;;;;;
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*~* Dealing with Chibis *~*
Part 3: Breakfast and Golden Toys
"Waffles!!" Yugi and Kayla cried as a very worn out and beaten Yami dragged himself down the stairs. Malilah smiled and looked at him as she placed some batter into the waffle iron and closed it.
"Well, you look like you had fun…"
"Don't. Say. A word…" he said glaring at her a tad then took the two towels and wrapped one for each hikari.
Malilah smiled then saw that the two were in the nude other than the towels wrapped around them as they ate their waffles messily.
"Even after I cleaned their little butts they go on dirty themselves all over again…"
"Child nature," said Malilah smiling "It's their place to be dirty,"
"Then you're going to have to clean them again!"
"On the contrary," she said and smiled at the hikaris
"Go wash up you two,"
"Yes Mummy," they said and ran upstairs and washed their faces and hands. Yami was in shock.
"Also in child nature. Mommies means business daddies means fun,"
"So they respect you…"
"…and worship me,"
"Oh…"
Meanwhile…
"RYOU HOLD STILL!" said Bakura trying to give him a bath
Ryou slashed and had fun as his Yami glared. He then smirks at the way Ryou giggled.
"Duckie!"
"Duckie? What the hell is a duckie?"
"Duck!" Ryou said pointing to her rubber duck on the floor. Bakura puts it in the tub as Ryou hugged it.
"Me love Mr. Quackers!"
"Quackers?"
"Quackers!" mimicked Ryou as Bakura smiled
"Okay you time for breakfast," said Bakura taking him into the kitchen. Little Ryou looked shyly around as his Yami sat him on the floor above a bag of sugar.
"Okay ah here's something! Oops!"
The sugar knocked over right into his hikari's mouth. Bakura grabbed him before the sugar bag crushed him. He then looked at his little light.
"Ryou?"
The little toddler had a psychotic look in his eye and soon he was bouncing off the walls.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
"RYOU!!!!"
"SUGAR! NEED SUGAR!"
"What hell is he on?" he said thought and remembered the day he ate too much sugar…
"HE'S ON SUGAR HIGH! OH RA WHY ME! IT IS BECAUSE I TORTURED HIM ALL THOSE YEARS!"
Suddenly there was a crash.
"RYOU DON'T TOUCH THAT THAT'S MY RARE EGYPTIAN VASE!"
SMASH!
"NOOOOOOOO! IT WAS AT LEAST TEN MILLENNIA YEARS OLD!"
Meanwhile…
"I-I-I-I-I-I want Ishiuzu!" cried Marik
"Well she's not here," said Malik blandly staring down at his little hikari.
"I-I-I-I-I-I wanna go home!" the child whined and rubbed his eyes with two fists.
"You are home!"
"I want my sister! And my rod!"
"She's not here and that rod is mine!"
Marik started to cry more as Malik looked horrible. The poor thing….
"Here…" he said holding him, "it's okay I'm here…You're so warm…"
Malik smiles as he holds the little bundle…
'Maybe the Pharaoh knows what to do…'
Back at the House,
"Yami be sure that they stay out of trouble… I'll be back in a while with a few clothes for them to wear in the mean time, and I need that money thing so can I please have your wallet?" Malilah said with a smile as she held out her hand.
"My WALLET?! Onna are you mad?!"
She cleared her throat and continued holding out her hand. Yami grumbled something as he took out his black leather wallet from his back pocket. In a blurred flash hiss wallet was gone and so was Malilah out the door calling,
"See you later Yami and thanks for the cash and credit cards!"
"Malilah wait!"
She then shut the door behind her without another word.
Yami ran a hand down his face and shook his head, "Blessed Gods why me?"
About an hour and a half later…
Kayla and Yugi were playing in the living room when Kayla found something settled on the couch. It was Big, Golden, shiny and look like one of her toy triangles.
"Ooo pwetty!! So shinny." Kayla said as she turned the Millenium puzzle over and admired it.
Yami enters the room and sees Kayla holding his Millenium Puzzle then began to hit it on the carpet.
"HEY! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF THAT!" Yami yelled at the little girl as he snatched his puzzle away.
Little Kayla was not happy that she was yelled at for wanting to play with the shinny object she found. She let out a small whimper as she reached out for the puzzle in Yami's hand.
"Oh no, don't you give me that—"
Just then all chaos was loose once Kayla screamed at the top of her lungs and the large tears streamed down her face. Yami groaned and covered his ears.
"KAYLA STOP CRYING!" Yami begged as his knees buckled to the sound of Kayla's screams and cries.
Yugi wasn't happy either once Kayla started to rouse. Then he decided to join in because he was perhaps feeling left out.
"GAH! YUGI NOT YOU TOO!"
Just then Malilah came in with some groceries for the small hikaris.
"What happened in here?" she asked looking at the two screaming toddlers and the one yelling Yami.
Malilah closed the door and placed the bags by the umbrella stand.
"Awww what did he do?" Malilah cooed at the two children, then picked them up and snuggled them.
"ME?! They started it!"
"Shhhh it's ok hikaris…" she said soothingly as they stopped and only sniffled. Kayla rubbed her eyes and Yugi's response was a feeble hiccup.
Yami couldn't help but smile at the sight.
'It's a wonder how I fell in love with her all those ages ago… if only I could remember more…'
"Just like a woman to mend the house and care for the children. They always know their place…"
Malilah spun herself around and stared at him. Yami wanted to send himself to the Shadow Realm for that comment, the look on her face told him otherwise that what he said would be his last word.
"What is THAT supposed to mean?" she asked sounding a tad hurt that to Yami's opinion women are only good for domestic things.
"Nothing I just…"
Malilah rolled her eyes as she took the two sniffling toddlers upstairs for a nap, "By Ra himself Yami you are such a baka at times…"
"Malilah…" Yami protested as he watched her walking up the stairs nodding her head.
'Oh I really did it this time…'
*~*
Malilah got the chibis to bed and was downstairs in the kitchen washing a few plates. She thought about what Yami said, about women and their place in society as well as life itself. It bothered her tremendously because she believed that a woman could do just about anything as a man could, possibly better,
"Malilah?"
"Hmmm?"
"I'm sorry about what I said. I just wasn't thinking…"
"Sure Yami whatever…"
"No I'm serious…"
"Right Yami…" she said finishing the last plate, then moved to the stove making an early lunch for the two of them.
"Malilah please talk to me?" he said softly placing his hands on her shoulders.
"Please Yami I have no time to answer questions that will probably well suited for a man to answer. After all," she then sounded like an adult talking to a child, "I'm a woman and women are ditzy and helpless." She then rolls her eyes and nods her head, "Good Isis… this man…"
"You're being ridiculous now!"
"Am I or am I mad? Yami…you can never tell with women!" she said leaving the pot to boil and headed for the living room.
"What are you talking about?!" he asked following her to the couch at which now she sat at.
"You tease me…you insult me…you get mad at any guy that even says a friendly hello to me! I had it Yami!"
She looks up at him just as he looks down at her. He then kneeled down to her level and saw that there were tears coming down her face. He gently brushes them away, knowing that she was trying her best not to let what he said bother her. He then smiles looking into her blue eyes she in turn glares a bit.
"I'm sorry about that Malilah…it's just that I wasn't used to you at the time…and well I was cautious of you,"
"But why do you still do it?"
He didn't have an answer for that. He wanted to tell her but he was too shy and he thought that she would hate him forever… He didn't want that. Malilah was everything to him, his companion, his confidant, and his friend. Suddenly to his fortune one the hikaris started crying.
'Yugi…you saved me…' he thought as he ran to his aibou.
Malilah watches Yami run she rolls her eyes and thought, 'Typical male…'
*~*
Kayla: oh…
Malilah: [crosses arms] yep…
Nuku: [shakes head] for shame…
Kayla: [light bulb appears over her head then grins] he only said it cause you intimidate him…
Malilah: [looks at her] who intimidates who?!
Kayla: such as how Nuku intimidates Yami Bakura…
Nuku: O.O" BLASPHEMY!!!
Kayla: you like it when he looks at you ^_~
Nuku: Not true… [blushes the huggles her Kaiba plushie]
Malilah: [slaps forehead] oy…
Kayla: ^_^V To all the lovely viewers out there… tune into the next chapter of "Dealing with Chibis"!