Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the unknown characters. I hope you enjoy this, a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy!
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Kayla: [blushes]
Malilah: now what?
Kayla: Yami Bakura and Yami Malik…
Malilah: O.O" What bout them?
Kayla: um… like the er… title says?
Malilah: WHAT?! Nooooooo…
Nuku: Hmmm?
Malilah: you don't wanna know…
Malik: [comes in with Yami Bakura] You don't want to know about what?
Kayla: -^_^-" um nothing!
Bakura: ah Nuku my love… ^.~
Nuku: I'm not your love… [rolls her eyes and exits]
Bakura: [grins] she wants me [exits after Nuku]
Malilah, Kayla, and Malik: [falls over anime style]
Kayla: [gets up] cue the story please!
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*~* Dealing with Chibis *~*
Part 4: Unexpected Guests
Then there was a knock on the door. Yami opens it to reveal Yami Bakura holding a bundle in his hands.
"Pharaoh we have a problem…"
"What is it?"
A little white hair boy looks out from the bundle and giggles. He glares as the boy shyly smiles as Yami smirks.
"Aw Bakura your spawn?"
"SHUT IT!"
Little Ryou then started to cry as Bakura and Yami holds their ears. Because the fact that Bakura held his ears, this caused Ryou to fall to the floor.
"Yes he's a little foghorn,"
"SHUT UP BRAT!"
Ryou was so scared from the yelling as well as the fall, which causes him to cry louder. Malilah comes out shaking her head at the two men and picks up the screaming child. She takes him in her arms and gently runs her fingers through his hair then hushes him as she bounces him. Ryou stops and sniffles as Malilah smiles at him and kisses his head. Ryou sniffles and rubs his eyes as little by little he calms down.
"Mama!" Ryou said with a smile and clapped his hands.
At this Yami and Bakura fall over. Malilah simply smiles and cradles him inside heading towards the kitchen.
"And as a side note you are a horrible mother Bakura…" she called without saying hello to him.
"Humph!"
Inside Malilah fed little Ryou and leaves him with his little friends. She then finished her late breakfast of coffee and pancakes.
"How did Ryou get like this?" asked Yami looking at Bakura
"Search me I woke up and the brat was jumping on my stomach…"
"I hate toddlers,"
"Ditto,"
"Like they like you two anymore," said Malilah from the kitchen as she placed the dirty dishes in the sink.
"Good kids...so good enough to eat!" said Bakura barring his teeth at the children who cowered.
"Oh Bakura be nice…" Malilah scolded and takes the kids to Yugi's room, which was now filled with all sorts of toys and such.
Suddenly the doorbell rung again, Yami opens it and was in for the shock of his life. Malik the psycho and known merciless mad man was holding a sleeping Marik in his arms and who was sucking his thumb. Malik just pushed him aside and settle little Marik in. He fines the cradle and gently places him inside and then puts the blanket over him as he stirs. He kisses the little one's forehead as Yami and Bakura looks at him then looked at each other. Both were awed and shocked.
"What the hell are you two staring at you bastards?" he growled
"He's back," they said at the same time
Little Marik woke up and looks around. He was scared again. He started to whimper out.
"Malik? Malik? Where you? Me scared…"
Malik quickly rushed over as Marik held his arms out and smiles.
"I'm here Marik," he said picking him up "You know I won't leave you…"
"I love you Malik…"
"I love you too little one…"
Yami and Bakura were in shock as little Marik joined his friends on the floor.
"What?!" Malik growled as he saw that the other two were staring at him strangely.
"Since when have YOU ever been affectionate?" Yami asked crossing his arms.
"Malik you're as cuddly as a cactus." Bakura said gruffly and snickered.
"WATCH IT!!" Malik growled at Bakura, while with Yami he blushed and said meekly, "Since this morning when I found him holding the Millenium Rod screaming, 'I am the Pharaoh! Fear my wrath!' but of course he said it in his own tongue…"
"I da Phawaoh! Feow my wath!" Marik screamed to Kayla as she screamed at the top of her lungs then ran behind Yami quivering fearfully.
"Yes I see your point Malik…" Bakura said dryly and rolled his eyes.
"Oh Kayla," said Yami, "Don't listen to him…I'm the Pharaoh remember?"
"Okay…" she said wiping her eyes and sucking her thumb "For weal?"
"For real,"
She came back out as little Ryou blushes and gives her a flower. She smiles and kisses his cheek. Ryou blushes as they giggled.
"Back off twomb Wobber!" said Marik
"Me no twomb Wobber," said Ryou and points at Bakura "He is!"
"RYOU YOU TRAITOR!"
Marik glares and pull Kayla away.
"Me lwike Kayla too!" said Ryou "And she can pwlay with anyone she wants!"
"But you and the bwat!"
"Me no bwat!"
"We no fight!" said Yugi
"Yeah…" said Marik "We should fight tha wamis. They too fat anyway…"
The Yamis all looked shocked as Malilah came in.
"And what do we have here?" Malilah asked as she entered the room then picked up a Chibi Marik.
"MY Queen!" Marik snuggles on her chest and smiles happily.
The three men sweat drops as Malilah smiles and blushes slightly, "Kawii…" she said and picked him up to face her.
"Prwetty lady," Marik smiled and blushed meekly.
Yugi felt left out as Malilah picks him up too.
"You know I can't forget about my little Pharaoh," she said kissing his cheek. Ryou hid behind the couch as Malilah smiles.
"Oh Ryou are you hiding from me?"
Ryou poked his head out as he blushes.
"Come here cutie,"
"She good with Children," said Bakura observing the woman with all the children.
"Very good," said Malik
"I know, all women are, it's in their genes…"
Malilah puts the boys down as they ran into the next room to play. She glares at Yami.
"In their genes?"
"Yes I mean that's a woman's place to take care of kids and cooking," said Yami stupidly
"Well you three I'm off," said Malilah flatly "The poor things food and clothes by the look of it… and since a woman's place is providing the children with necessities, I guess I'll be the one to go…"
"I didn't mean it that way Malilah!" said Yami as Malik and Bakura sniggers.
"Whatever… now where's that wallet?"
"Say where's mine?" Yami asked.
"Oh, here…" she said taking from her back pocket and tossed it to him.
Yami looked inside only to find a small white moth fly out of it. Bakura and Malik laughed, up until Malilah came back and opened her hands to them, "Wallets please…"
"WHAT?! Onna you GOT to be kidding us!!!" both of them said in unison.
Malilah shakes her head and said, "Nope they are your hikaris, they are your responsibility and it is only right that YOU help provide for them…"
After painstakingly getting the wallets in hand Malilah left with a warm goodbye and closed the door behind her setting out to the shopping mall once again…
As she leaves the men looked at one other. They were in the house together each to his own worst enemy, and not to mention the hikaris. This was hell… The chibis on the other hand were having fun, although the slight argument with wanting to play with little Kayla that is,
"I wanna pway with her!" said Yugi looking at Marik who pushed him.
"I pway with her!"
"No me!"
"No me!"
Marik and Yugi were soon fighting on the ground, as Kayla looked confused and scared. Ryou then meekly comes up to her and smiles.
"Wanna pway in da sandbox wit me?"
"Otay," said Kayla with a smile as Bakura took her hand and happily played in the sandbox.
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A few hours later…
Malilah was in her way back home with the entire baby clothes and food. Not to mention plenty of Yami chow…
"That Yami is such a… such a…"
"Idiot?" said a girl balancing herself on a brick wall and smiling down at her
"Oh hello Nuku,"
"Hey," she said jumping gracefully down with her staff in her hands, "Now what did Mister I-am-the-almighty-pharaoh-Yami do?"
"He said the woman's place was the kitchen and taking care of the children,"
"Sometimes he needs to put that foot in that big mouth of his," she then eyes the clothes "Are you going to a baby shower?"
"No. The hikaris were turned into kids and I well have all the Yamis and the hikaris to take care of,"
"You with Malik and Bakura!"
"Yes," Malilah then smiles "Don't you fancy Bakura?"
Nuku blushes a tad but hides it.
"I am willing to use my staff…"
"Okay okay,"
"Well I better go with you…three Yamis are worst than death by scarabs,"
Both laughed and headed for home.
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Back at the house
"Come on Yugi!" said Yami rooting for the small boy, "Show him what you got!"
"Don't let that sissy get you Marik!" said Malik with his arms crossed over his chest observing the match, "I taught you better!"
Suddenly their stomachs started growling and they all four hikaris stopped and looked at the Yamis.
"We hungwy!" they all cried in unison as the Yamis fell over.
"What do we feed them?" said Bakura scratching the back of his head.
"I don't know," said Yami running a hand down his face looking at the children.
"I know let's prepare food in the kitchen thing," said Malik pointing at the kitchen from outside the house.
Inside the Yamis started to cook…Bakura was preparing the oven by stuffing wood inside in order to heat it. Yami was trying to make pancakes and went outside to get flowers for the recipe and Malik was forced to keep the children entertained by playing horsy.
"OW! STOP KICKING ME!"
"HORSY!" said Yugi with glee.
"BIG HORSY!" said Kayla jumping on him then snuggled on him.
"UGLY HORSY!" said Ryou giggling as the children laughed
"HELP ME!" Malik pleaded as he was on the floor being dragged by the hikaris.
"We're almost done-," said Yami, before an abrupt explosion occurred.
BOOM!
The oven exploded as both Bakura and Yami came out coughing and with black faces.
"What happened!?"
"I heated that oven thing and it exploded!"
"What did you do?!" said Yami fanning his face as the house filled with smoke.
"Put wood in it!"
"IDIOT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO DO THAT!"
"LIKE YOU AND THE FLOWERS EH PHARAOH!"
"ISN'T THAT WAS SERVANTS USE?!"
"WHEAT MAKE FLOUR STUPID!"
"ONE MORE WORD AND IT'S THE SHADOW REALM FOR YOU TOMB ROBBER!"
"I DARE YOU NOW! YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO!"
"THAT'S IT!"
Both were soon on the floor fighting, biting and kicking as the kids started to whimper. Malik noticed this and tries to stop the two stupid men.
"STOP YOU FOOLS THEY'RE ABOUT TO-,"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Cry…" Malik said as he sweat drops and watches as all hell breaks loose.
"Yugi shh…calm down Yugi!" said Yami desperately trying to calm him down
"Ryou shut up! Please Ryou I'll be anything just shut up!"
"Marik Shut up or I'll make you shut up!"
"Kayla please dear hush," said Yami trying to bounce her in one arm as he held Yugi in the other.
"WE WANT MOMMY!" said the hikaris though their cries of tears and snot.
"Malilah better come back soon…or,"
Just as though the Gods heard their desperate prayers, Malilah comes back with a swift jingle of her keys. She smiles and the sound of her sweet voice seemed to cause the house to be warmer once more.
"Hello! I'm back!"
"MOMMY!!!" all four children squealed and smiled once more.
"Did you three have fun while I was out?" she asked raising an eyebrow as she handed each man a bag of clothes, toys and finger foods.
After the Yamis blew up the kitchen and caused an living terror, Malilah and Nuku walked in. The Yamis covered everything to look like new…
"Oh hi Malilah back so--Nuku?!"
"Hello to you too Pharaoh…"
"Nuku…" said Yami Bakura with a seductive smile.
Nuku smiles and felt something near her rear as she takes her staff and conks him good.
"Don't try it Malik…"
"And how are you all?" Malilah asked the hikaris.
"HUNGWY!!!"
"It's okay loves…" she said as one by one calmed down then turns to look at the boys, "Not a problem eh?"
Malilah then gives each child a snake of rice cakes, crackers, and some juice boxes. The three men watches as she just provided them with love and comfort as she then takes the chibis upstairs to their room.
"YOU BASTARD!" said Bakura jumping him as Malilah comes back downstairs and heads for the kitchen.
"MALILAH!" said Yami "You don't want to go in there…"
"Why not?"
"What me to move him Malilah?" said Nuku
"HEY I'M THE PHARAOH! WHAT I SAY GOES!"
Nuku smiles.
"Who said I was devoted to you…I was only devoted to one royal family…and your father when he died said I can be devoted to whomever I wanted so I pick the Queen,"
Yami scratched his head as Nuku diverts him long enough so Malilah can go into the kitchen
"WHAT THE NAME OF RA HAPPENED IN HERE!" she bellows and stormed out looking grim at all the other three Yamis.
"Oooo you three are in SO much trouble…" Nuku said with an amused grin on her face.
"UH OH…" said Yami
"Damn…" said Malik…
"We can explain…"
The three men stood before her looking quite guilty as well as shaken with fear by her outburst.
"IT WAS THE PHARAOH!" said Bakura pointing at Yami immediately.
"DON'T YOU DARE PIN THIS ONE ON ME!" said Yami "Malilah it was the Tomb Robber!"
"It was both of them!" said Malik crossing his arms and looking smug, "I was playing with the brats!"
"WE FORCED HIM TOO!"
"LAIRS! YOU BOTH HAVE NO PROOF!"
"WE THREATENED YOU WITH YOUR WINGED DRAGON OF RA CARD YOU FOOL!"
"OH! YOU THREE ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!" Malilah cried as she buried her face in her hands seeing what a mess the three men made.
"Malilah…"
"I am sick and tired of this, every time I…"
"Malilah I…"
The Yamis stopped as the looked at her. Sure enough she was red in the face but she always knew how to keep her inner demons from releasing. She smoothed her long course hair and gave a defeated sigh,
"I'll just clean the kitchen as best as I could, and Yami," she said looking at him with those piercing sapphire eyes of hers, "Hopefully when and if Kayla returns to her natural state YOU can explain what happened to her kitchen."
Malilah turns and cleans as well as she could and hope. The men got bored just watching her so they decided to duel outside on the field that Yugi and Yami built for practice.
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Malilah: [falls over laughing]
Yami, Bakura and Malik: o.o"
Malilah: [snickers]
Nuku: oh you poor saps…
Bakura: What do you mean onna?!
Malilah: oh… [giggle] nothing… just that well…
Yami: well?
Malilah: [looks to Nuku and winks with a smirk on her face] you'll see in the next chapter…
Malik: there's another chapter? With the brats?! But we won't survive!!!
Nuku: [wallops him on the head with her staff] BONK!
Malik: .o" ow…
Marik: [pokes his head in, was in chibi mode] ^_^V To all da wove-o-wee view-ors out day-or… tune into da next chaptor off "Dealing wif Chibis"!
Malilah: cutie! ^_^
Kayla: gah!!! Run away!!! [runs away as Malilah follows]