Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the unknown characters. I hope you enjoy this, a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy!
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[Kayla, Yugi, Marik and Ryou all come out in chibi mode]
Kayla: ah… he-or we is! [holds onto her Harry Potter plushie]
Yugi: weh-or? [looks around]
Kayla: in da stowy silly
Ryou: [gives Kayla a flower and blushes meekly]
Kayla -^^- tank you We-oo (pronouncing "Ryou" chibi style ^-^")
Marik: Hey tombwobbor I told you to stay away from Kayla!
Ryou: [rasberries] I no tombwobbor tha' 'kura! Me Wee-oo!
Kayla: [blinks]
Yugi: [gives Kayla a kiss on the cheek then blushes]
Kayla: [blushes scarlet] oh dea-or… -^^-
Marik: 'AY! Tha' my girl!
Yugi: uh oh… [runs away]
Marik: [runs after]
Kayla: [whimpers and holds onto her plushie and flower tightly] pwotect me Hay-oh-wee!
Ryou: [holds Kayla close then looks to the viewer as Yugi and Marik wrestle] um… on if da stowy? Pwease? [blinks]
Marik: teach you to mess wif—ow!
Yugi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! [runs for his life]
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*~* Dealing with Chibis *~*
Part 5: Time to Drool, em DUEL!
"I play these two cards faced down and end my turn," said Yami smirking at Bakura.
"Okay Pharaoh I play Just Desserts a card that takes five hundred life points for every monster card on you field,"
Yami looked weak as Malik smirks, "He got you that time Pharaoh,"
"But you didn't get my face down card," said Yami "I play the Dark Magician and he wipes out your Lady of Faith. I win,"
"DAMN YOU PHARAOH!" Bakura bellowed and gathered his cards as he was lowered down from the platform.
"Play me next Yami," said Malilah wearing a smirk and shuffles her own deck.
"Alright Malilah,"
"Are you sure a woman can handle it?" said Malik dryly as he watches Malilah take her side before Yami.
"I've seen women duelist before…" said Bakura watching Malilah with interest "More ruthless than I am,"
"Fine," said Yami with a smile, "Ladies first,"
"I play Harpy Lady in attack mode," she said smiling and places down her card.
"Okay I play this card face down and bring forth the Dark Magician,"
Malilah then takes another card and smiles, "I place this card face down and play Harpy's Feather duster and sweep all your magic and trap cards off the field,"
Yami smirks, "Okay I play the Dark Magician. GO DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"
She smiles, "Sorry Yami. Reveal my face down card Mirror Force. Deflecting your attack right back at you!"
The Dark Magician was now weakened as Malilah smiles.
"Your move,"
"I put Dark Magician in defense mode and play the Celtic Guardian in defense mode!"
The Celtic Guardian comes up as Malilah smiles, "I play Elegant Egotist and turn my one Harpy into three,"
Yami had to admit he was impressed. She played good but she was probably like Mai just powering up her Harpies. She then smirks as he lays down one more monster.
"Okay I play Harpy's brother and I also play Shadow of eyes. Which brings all your monsters into attack mode. Now my Harpies attack!"
Yami's life points went down to 1000 as Malilah smirks.
"Grrr…now I play monster reborn and bring back the dark Magician!"
"Okay Yami I play Harpy's pet dragon!"
The Harpies all moved aside as a dragon came in front of them on a chain leash. They smiled as it roared. Then she smirks.
"Now Dragon attack him now!"
The Dark Magician was once again gone.
"You're getting your ass kicked Pharaoh and by a WOMAN no less!" said Bakura chuckling at the fact that Malilah was a well opponent and was thinking of having a go with her.
"Go to hell!"
"I play another monster reborn card and bring back my Dark Magician. And now I play Magical Hats!"
The Dark Magician was concealed in his hats as Malilah frowns.
"Oh dear, such a shame, I don't have a card in my deck that will rival against the power of the Dark Magician Yami…" Malilah frowned as she noticed that Yami smirked, she then looks at her hand and grinned, "Oh wait! Yes I do!"
"What?!"
"Now I play another one of favorite cards. I PLAY THE DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IN ATTACK MODE!"
The Yamis all gasped as the Dark Magician girl appears and smiles sweetly, she blew a kiss a Yami and winks suggestively. She then looks at the hats narrowing her eyes at one hat in particular.
"Oh! Seems to me that my Dark Magician Girl knows in which hat your bad boy is hiding Yami. Now my Dark Magician Girl the Middle Hat, DARK MAGIC ATTACK!"
The Dark Magician Girl pulls her wand back with a impish giggle and attacks it, destroying the concealed Dark Magician as well as all that remained of Yami's life points. He lost…the first duel he even lost and to a woman…
"You see Yami anything a man does even if it's a simple card game a woman can do it better, more organized, and faster,"
Everyone was silent as Yami hung his head.
"Good game Yami, too bad we didn't put up our best card, your Dark Magician would have been nice for my collection as well as my deck." She giggled and said rather slyly, "My Dark Magician Girl would be lonely no longer."
The men fall over as Malilah jumps down after the platform lowered her.
"I… lost…."
"Malilah I would happily take that bet." Malik smirked evilly at her and held her arm back.
"Malik you infidel I was going to challenge her!" Bakura raged as he glared and bared his teeth at him.
"NO I'M GOING TO DUEL HER!"
"SAYS YOU!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"YOU GRAVE ROBBING BASTARD! THAT'S HOW YOU GOT YOUR ARSE IN THAT RING BECAUSE I—oops…"
"YOU PUT ME IN THAT INFERNAL RING?!"
"WELL YOU ROBBED MY TOMB!"
"I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE!"
'YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!"
Both Yamis were on the floor now straggling and struggling against each other as Malilah watched in interest.
"Aren't you going to stop them?" said Yami
"No I want to see where this is going. It amuses me,"
Little Yugi and Ryou came in as they yamis fight.
"Mommy?" said Yugi innocently
"Yes sweetie?"
"Are they making a baby?"
Malilah and Yami stared at Yugi and fell over laughing as the two brawling Yamis stopped.
"Yes dear they are!" said Yami
"Is Bakuwa da Mommy?" asked Ryou as he sucked on this thumb.
"Of course he is," said Yami sniggering
"GO TO HELL YAMI!" Bakura raged heading straight for the Keeper of the Puzzle.
"MAKE ME!" Yami challenged him.
"I'LL KILL YOU NOW I SWEAR!"
"HA! FOOL!" Malik cried as he ran to the platform then stepped onto it.
"Blast you Pharaoh!"
Malik reaches the top of the on the platform just as Malilah smirks and looks at him as she placed down her newly shuffled deck in place.
"Are you ready my dear?" Malik asked smirking that delicious smirk of his.
"I was born ready, shall we?" Malilah said as reached for her first five cards.
"By all means ladies first."
"Thank you, now I play Harpy Lady in attack mode!"
He smirks, "Fine then I play Extoplast in attack mode then I play one card face down…"
The disgusting Exsoplast came out and stood in front of her. She looked disgusted and shook.
"That thing is disgusting…anyway…I play Harpy's feather duster and sweep that disgusting card off my field…"
The Harpy Lady swept the card off the field as another card appeared and attacked her.
"What the-,"
"Just Desserts,"
"You bastard…" she muttered gripping a her chest as he smirks
"I guess you're not as good you say you were,"
She glares and places down two cards.
"I end my turn…"
"Fine…I play Slime machine and that's not all I call upon the Dragon Flute…it draws out any dragon you have!"
"Bad move…"
Suddenly the Harpy's pet dragon came unto the field.
"That's the only dragon card and now my Harpy gains one thousand attack points,"
Malik smirks knowing the only thing that was saving him was his Egyptian God card. She smiles and then played a trap card face down and summoned her Elegant Egotist. Malik again smirked.
"Your Harpies can't beat me and my slime tokens! Well to humor you I send out the Red Magician,"
Malilah smiles.
"Whatever you say but do you want to risk it?"
"Yes very much so… RED MAGICIAN HER HARPIES!"
"Ah, ah, ah…REVEAL FACE DOWN CARD!"
"What?! Card Thief?"
"That's right, Card thief allows me to take one card from my opponent's deck and I know exactly which one I want… your Winged Dragon of Ra!"
"Typical… everyone I duel wants it…"
"But that's not all," she said as her Dark Magician girl came into play "OBLITERATE HIM NOW!"
Dark Magician Girl smiles and destroyed the Red Magician with ease.
"Damn you!" he said slamming his fists on the board then grinned, "But no matter you can't control that Egyptian God Card…"
"Pah, watch me…"
Yami and Bakura looked from the sidelines. Malilah looked super calm and cool unlike Malik
"He's weakening," said Yami smiling with approval.
"Yes," said Bakura "Losing his cool big time…"
"I CAN HEAR YOU TWO MUTTERING NOW SHUT YOUR HOLES!"
"MAKE ME!" said Bakura
"GO TO HELL BAKURA!"
"FUCK YOU!"
"BASTARD!"
"SUPER BASTARD!"
"Will you two shut the hell up!"
"Why don't you pharaoh!"
"MAKE ME!"
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!"
They all stopped as Malilah looked at the Egyptian God Card.
"I'm trying to read the inscription,"
"You won't you fool!" said Malik
She smirks.
"I sacrifice all three of my harpies to summon the WINGED DRAGON OF RA!"
At once the essences of the harpies were swallowed into the now darkening sky. The thunder clashed and rumbled in the sky as the wind blew and howled in agony. The dark clouds parted and a large golden sphere descended over, Malilah looked up her eyes widened as her mouth dropped.
"What?! A Sphere?!"
Malik laughed gruffly as he looks at her,
"What did you expect, after all I am it's master… it will only obey me!"
Malilah lowered her head and laughed softly, she then looked up at Malik and waved a finger at him.
"Oh Malik how much you forget your studies… I am after all keeper of the Millenium Scale. It is said that the one who wheels the scale could perfectly and incredibly control all three of the Egyptian Gods. They have chosen this said holder because of her inner balance of good and evil." She grinned and said the ancient scripture on the card itself.
The sky began to darken even more and rumbles became louder as the powerful thunder and lightening clashed against one another. Slowly the golden sphere revealed the mighty beast it contained within, the Wing Dragon of Ra.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said Malik staring at pure terror right in the face.
"IT IS BEHOLD! THE WING DRAGON OF RA IS UNDER MY CONTROL! NOW ATTACK HIS LIFE POINTS DIRECTLY!"
Malik's eyes widen as the blast hits him with full force. He slumps over as all his life points disappeared. Bakura parted his lips…
"Oh yes, I truly want this…"
"If you want some…" said Malilah "Come and get it Bakura…"
"Feisty…" he said smirking "I like them feisty…"
"Bring it on then…" Malilah, said smirking as she looked at Yami who looked angry at the fact that Malik and Bakura were having their go at her. He wanted a rematch with her, and he would soon get it.
On the platform they shuffled their decks as Malilah lays down her first card.
"I play the Dark Magician Girl in attack mode!"
The Dark Magician Girl appears beaming at Bakura as he smirks.
"I play Headless Knight in attack mode and lay two cards face down,"
"I play Harpy Lady in attack mode," said Malilah almost lazily as he smirks again.
"I play Dark Necrofear in attack mode and end my turn,"
Malilah smiles at her card.
"I play Elegant Egotist and turn my Harpy lady into Harpies Sisters. But that's not all…I play Harpy's feather duster and wipe off all your trap and magic cards off the field…now sisters attack his Dark Necrofear!"
The sister disappeared and surrounded Dark Necrofear making it disappear. Bakura laughs.
"You activated my card! You fell right into my trap. Dark Sanctuary…"
The darkness appears all around them as Malilah looks around and smiles.
"Is this all?"
"What do you mean?!"
"I expected better Bakura…I play Harpy's brother in defense mode and lay these cards face down…"
He smirks.
"HEADLESS KNIGHT ATTACK HER DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!"
Malilah smiles as the mirror force deflects the attack and weakening Headless Knight.
"Now Harpies attack him!"
The Harpies attacked the knight as Bakura glares. Malilah smiles and takes out another card.
"This is perfect! I play monster reborn and bring back Dark Necrofear so your Dark Sanctuary is now no more!"
"WHAT?!" he then smirks "I play this card…the almighty Obelisk the Tormentor…I thank beating Kaiba for this…Now Obelisk destroy her Harpies!"
"I think not…" she said smirking and waving a finger at him
"WHAT!"
"Now to end this I play this card…my trap card…Change of Heart!"
The Change of Heart card enters into Obelisk and gained control of him. He turns to Bakura with a cold glint in his eyes as she smirks.
"Now Obelisk attack his life points directly ending this duel!"
Obelisk roars and sent a terrifying attack at Bakura sending him back. All his life points were gone as Malilah was declared the winner. She smirks and gracefully steps off the platform…the men were all whipped…and by a female no less. She smiles then walks back into the house feeling quite pleased with herself, her deck in hand.
"Let's never speak of this again…" said Malik
"Agreed," said Bakura "It's just amongst us,"
"Yes just us men…"
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Kayla: [blinks] is dat all dey do?
Yugi: yep… duel and fight and … dat…
Marik: dat is why Malilah will be my Qween! ^-^"
Ryou: … I still wike Kaywa she so nice ^-^
Kayla: aww Wee-oo -^^-
Yugi: [pouts] hmmmph!
Ryou: ^^;;; er… befoe Yugi comes over and attackles me… I would wike to say… GAH!!! YUGI!! 'TOP!!! 'TOP!!
Yugi: [was wresting with Ryou]
Marik: To all da wove-o-wee view-ors out day-or… tune into da next chaptor off "Dealing wif Chibis"!
Kayla: awww you is cute! [huggles him tightly]
Marik: gah! Kayla… can't—cough—bweathe!!!
Ryou/Yugi: 'AY!!!
Marik: uh oh…