Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the unknown characters. I hope you enjoy this, a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy!

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Part 6: Just a little crush… and a bit more…

"What are you three up to?" said Nuku as she walked out of the house and looked at them

"Dueling!" said Malik "Something you two wouldn't know…"

Malilah comes back out, "Something we wouldn't know about what?"

The three of the men gasped at the sight of her and made a sign of a cross with their fingers.

"I'll have you know I'm an excellent duelist," said Malilah crossing her arms and looks proud.

"We know that's why we…" Bakura began until Malik stepped on his foot and Yami bopped him on the head with a fist.

"OW! YOU IDIOTS WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"ix- nay on the oss- lay, ule-day"

"Who got laid?"

"Oh… jeez… Bakura…"

Nuku whispered to Malilah what was going on.

"I wiped the grass with their butts…"

"Good one…"

"So what are they arguing about?"

"Male pride…"

"Ah of course…"

"Swell boys… you know I am a pretty good duelist myself so to speak," Nuku said interrupting the quarrel that broke out between the men as usual.

"Please the only cards you have Nuku is your worn out deck from 5000 years ago!"

"LEAVE HER ALONE!" said Bakura "Nuku's deck is quite strong,"

Like all of the past Egyptians they all had their special monster that they controlled and trusted. Malilah's the Dark Magician Girl, Yami Dark Magician, Mailk the Wing Dragon of Ra, Bakura the Change of Heart, and Nuku the Harpy Lady. In fact she defeated Mai and won the soul right as the Harpy Mistress or Master.

"I love my deck unlike a someone I know and yes even you Pharaoh,"

"WHAT!"

"That's right having poor Dark Magician constantly beaten! I'm ashamed! My Harpies are never beaten!"

"Please they did when it came to you and Mai that match," said Yami laughing as Bakura whacked him.

"Lay off Pharaoh or you'll regret it!"

"What's your problem Tomb Robber?!"

"You hear me lay off the ladies!"

"Aw Bakura you're so nice," said Malilah with a sweet though seductive smile on her face, "why can't you be like that all the time with Nuku not around,"

Bakura blushed and glared and sulked all at once.

"Whoa! You shut him up!" said Malik

"FUCK you two! YAMI AND MALIK I MEAN!"

"I say we have our own little tournament," said Malilah smirking "Me and Nuku verses all of you,"

"Please we don't want to hurt you two…" said Yami "Especially since you both are delicate and refine…"

Nuku took her staff and whacked Yami good.

WHACK!

"WHAT THE-,"

"LISTEN TO ME YOU JERK! WE CAN BEAT YOU ANY TIME ANY WHERE MALE OR FEMALE DUE TO SKILL!"

Bakura blushes to himself.

'She's so cute when she's mad…'

"Nuku I have a thought, since you claim to be as good as a duelist as you say you are, why don't we have a match to prove it?"

Nuku smiles sweetly as Bakura challenged her.

"Okay Bakura I accept,"

"LETS DUEL!"

Nuku shuffles her deck and smiles at her pick.

"I lay down my Harpy Lady!"

The Harpy lady appears as Bakura smirks.

"Okay now I play my Dark Necrofear in attack mode and lay this card face down,"

Nuku looks at her deck and looks at Bakura. She knew his strategy perfectly.

'I know that's a trap so…I'll use my mirror shield…'

"I lay this card face down and play Elegant Egotist. Which turns my Harpy into three gorgeous ladies!"

Bakura smirks seeing the three ladies appear. This was Nuku's style…

"Sorry my dear but I'm going to have to destroy you…reveal face down card!"

The Change of Heart Card appeared and took control of one of Nuku's harpies. The third harpy went to his side as he smirks. Nuku smirks and lays another face down.

"And I put my harpies in defense mode,"

"Backing away are we?"

She smiles as he attacks her with Dark Necrofear.

"ACTIVATE TRAP CARD! DARK HOLE!"

"WHAT!?"

"Smart move," said Malilah "It destroys all monsters on field and since hers were in defense mode none of her life points were taken but since the due to the Change of Heart that monster was Bakura's…"

"Now I play Monster Reborn and bring back my harpy!"

Bakura was shocked as he smirks.

"My turn I play one card face down and summon my headless knight!"

Nuku smiles again and takes out another card.

"I play harpies pet dragon,"

Bakura smirks, "Exactly what I wanted…I play dragon piper it allows me to control your dragon for one turn,"

Nuku again smiles at this.

"Bakura, Bakura, Bakura I studied you too much…that's why I played this card. You see dragon piper doesn't if my harpy is controlling her breast. Now I play my favorite…Harpy's brother!"

The male version of the Harpy appeared as Nuku's unstoppable team surrounded her.

"NOW MY HARPY DESTORY HIS FACE DOWN CARD!"

Bakura's smirks widened as he played.

"JUST DESSERTS!"

"That's right dear it eliminates 500 of your life points for each monster on field…"

Nuku's life points went 500 as she smiles again.

"Sorry love," she said smiling and used the swords of revealing light and her monsters in defense.

"Now to end this I use another Black Hole... destroying all your monsters and using the heart of my army my other

Lady of Faith and destroying your life points directly!"

Bakura was powerless. He could move…as Nuku drew again.

"Next I use the Dark Magician!"

Yami gasped and looked in his deck.

"NUKU YOU THIEF!"

Nuku smirks and played the card. Dark Magician then ended the battle in one quick turn.

"I approve Nuku… excellent match, although a better opponent would be in order…" Malilah said with a smirk as she looks at Bakura.

Bakura on the other hand was in a trance…Nuku looked so heavenly after the match.

"AHHHHHH!"

"What the name of Ra?!"

Malilah and Nuku were the first ones out as the Yamis scattered after them. Ryou was on the ground bellow the stairs. He was crying and sobbing as the two ladies went to him. Nuku looked at him.

"A scrapped knee and a very long splinter in his arm,"

"WHAT DO WE DO?!" said Bakura

"First calm down!" said Malilah

The Yamis looked extremely worried as little Ryou cried.

"Malilah we'll need some alcohol, tweezers, a knife, and a bandage,"

"Yami get the bandages, Bakura a knife, Malik some alcohol… the RUBBING alcohol! Now hurry!"

The three ran off as Malilah comforted little Ryou.

In minutes the Yamis came back. Malilah helped with the scrape and Nuku gently looked at Ryou.

"Now Ryou please try not to move if you do I won't be able to help you,"

He nods as she took the knife and very gently and cautiously cut across his skin. He whimpered as she smiles in comfort. Then she took the tweezers and went into the skin and clamped the splinter. She then pulls it out slowly and gently. She sighs and rubs his arm with the alcohol and bandaged it up. He looks at her and hugs her as she smiles. He snuggles into her chest as she smiles.

"Good work girls," said Bakura "Especially you Nuku all that blood on that knife and you didn't lick it…"

"Charmed…" she said flatly and in disgust

"Women work fast…" said Yami "Not bad for women,"

Malilah and Nuku glared at him just as then turned around and headed up stairs for the children. Nuku held Ryou in her arms as he sucked on his little thumb and went to sleep.

"Why me…"

"Because you're the stupid Pharaoh," said Malik

"Yeah you don't know how to treat a lady…" said Bakura

"And you do?"

"Yes in fact I have a girl…"

"Who? Nuku?"

"She can't stand you,"

"In her words I know there's a code… "I hate you" means "I love you". "Stay away" means "stay closer". And, "get out!" means "rape me"…"

"And you call me clueless,"

"Too bad she isn't a Yami," said Malik

"Who said she wasn't," said Bakura

"She acts likes one," said Yami

"But she's as sweet as a hikari," said Bakura "That hair…those eyes…that face…"

"But you have competition…" said Yami "Kaiba likes her too,"

"HE better stay away…Nuku is mine…"

"Oh boys…" said Malilah as she sighed

"What she is cute…" said Bakura and slowly drifted back into is dream world of Nuku.

~Dream~

'Nuku my Egyptian Queen…'

'Oh Bakura my King,'

'Nuku marry me and together we'll rule the world,'

'Oh Bakura I would love too…Now let's kill that pesky Pharaoh,'

'Oh honey you don't know how long I've been waiting to hear those words!'

~Reality~

"Oh Nuku kiss me…oh yeah…"

"He's having the he and Nuku ruling the world dream isn't he?" said Malilah

"No it's the, 'He—and—Nuku—plotting—to—destroy—Yami—to—rule—the—world' dream,"

"HEY!"

"I need to get out, I need a walk…" Malilah answered as she shook her head and stepped out of the room.

"I'll go with you."

"Oh and leave the children in the hands of the Tomb Robber and Power Hungry Maniac?"

"HEY!" Malik and Bakura said in unison.

"Good point."

Malilah sighs and takes her coat from the coat hanger, she then looks back at him with a small smile, "Sometimes you can be so impossible to figure out, but other times you're as sweet as they come."

With that she kisses his cheek and heads out.

Yami couldn't believe what had just happened. He touched his cheek at where Malilah kissed him and blinked for a few moments. Just then Bakura and Malik came down stairs and Yami removed his hand from his cheek.

"So Pharaoh what happened?"

"Nothing!" said Yami blushing "I just can't believe she still trust us alone…"

"Please," said Nuku floating in the air looking down at them "She's not stupid…"

"How did you do that?" said Yami

"Let's just say a magician never reveals her secrets…"

Bakura blushes as Malik sighs. Even the in the Ancient times Bakura had a fond crush on her Yami though as she smiles. Little Ryou sees her and she floats down.

"What the matter sweetie?"

"Me have a booboo," he said showing her his bandaged arm

"Awww come here I'll fix everything,"

She led him away as Bakura was set in a trance…Malik and Yami was smirking as the tomb robber blushes at his naughty thoughts…

"Why don't you talk to her…" said Malik

"I can't and why should I?"

"Because you like her stupid…" said Yami

"Like you love Malilah huh?"

Yami blushed as they both hushed and didn't say a thing to each other about their love life…

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Kayla: Dat wus fun! ^_^

Marik: YAY!!!

Ryou: Wait till da ness chaptor!

Yugi: Wish iz?

Kayla/Marik/Ryou: THE PUPPET SHOW!!! ^_^!!!!

Yugi: [claps his hands] YAY!!!!

Kayla: Befour we go, pwease… um… what wus dat word Wee-oo?

Ryou: Wee-beew! (Review)

Marik: Wee-beew?

Yugi: Wee-Beew… R-E-V-I-E-W… Wee-Beew! ^_^

Marik: show off… ;;;