Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the characters. I hope you enjoy this a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy! And I know it's a tad short, but I promise the next one's going to be nice and funny ^_^"

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Chapter 7: Puppet Show

"Okay Hikaris now it the treat we promise!" said Yami smiling as he Bakura and Malik goes behind the "stage" Nuku and Malilah exchanged looks. A Yami plushie appeared as the Chibis cheered.

"Hello everyone!" said the plushie

"Wello," said the Chibis

"I'm your host Yami!"

"YAY!"

"Now we have a treat for you it's about action!"

"YAY!"

"HORROR!"

"YAY!"

"HUMOR!"

"YAY!"

"ROMANCE!"

"YAY!"

"YAY!"

"YAY!"

"BOOO!" said little Marik as plushie Bakura appears and a Nuku plushie appears.

"Hey you stupid Pharaoh!" said plushie Nuku

"What priestess!"

WHACK!

"OW!"

"Nuku! Don't hurt my precious Pharaoh!" said a plushie Malilah controlled by Yami.

"Yes my queen," said plushie Nuku bowing at the real Nuku and Malilah as both women looked at each other in disgust. Then the plushie Nuku goes over to plushie Bakura.

"Nuku I love you my desert flower,"

"I love you my strong tomb robber,"

"Kiss me my love…"

"I'd love to…."

The puppets then started kissing with graphic noises as plushie Malik grabs plushie Nuku.

"You shall be my queen now! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

WHACK!

Plushie Malik was defeated as plushie Malilah runs to plushie Malik and kicks him. Plushie Yami then body slams him and plushie Bakura sends him to the Shadow Realm. The chibis cheered.

"YAY!"

"DIE MALIK DIE!"

"That's it…no more soap operas for the Yamis," said Malilah covering her face

"Ditto,"

"Now!" said Yami snickering "Nuku versus Yami Bakura!"

Nuku looks at Malilah smirks. Yami was now plushie Nuku and Bakura was his plushie self…

"You're going down Bakura!" said plushie Nuku

"Feh right!"

"POKE BALL GO!"

Nuku and Malilah sweat drops as the chibis laughed.

"ESPEON! I CHOOSE YOU!"

"I CHOOSE GENGAR IN ATTACK MODE!"

"Can this get worst?" said Nuku trying to hold in an amused giggle.

"Oh yeah," said Malilah laughing "Here's the attacks,"

"Espeon use your psychic attack!"

"Ah!" said Yami with Bakura's puppet " I lay this pokeball face down and Gengar-,"

"You STUPID TOMB ROBBER!" said the Nuku Puppet "You can't do that in a pokemon battle!"

"I knew that!"

"Sure you didn't," Bakura cackled in Nuku's voice

"SHUT IT!"

"You're lucky I love you with my whole heart and want to bare your child someday!"

Nuku's face went beet red as Malilah laughs.

"WHEN THAT HAPPENS PIGS WILL FLY!" said Nuku

"WHEEEEE!" said Yami with a pig puppet flying over Nuku Puppet. Bakura then takes Nuku's staff and whacked the Bakura puppeteer with it.

"Oh Nuku…" said Yami "Whack me again I'm a naughty Tomb Robber…"

"EW!" said Malilah

"Spank me…"

"BAKURA YOU PERVERT!" said Nuku whacking him again

Then suddenly here comes the Malilah puppet and Yami.

"Oh Yami you pig! Now Bakura is a real man…"

"WHAT?!" said Yami Puppet controlled by Malik 

"That's right! He's so sexy…"

"Okay enough of that!" said Malilah getting up and pushed the boys out from the stage with Nuku.

Nuku then takes her puppet and gets on stage.

"Now to take you back in Egypt 5000 years ago,"

The scene changed and Nuku was in her priestess clothing and with her staff.

"This was the everyday life of an priest and powerful priestess!"

"NUKU!" said Yami played by Malilah

"What?!"

"Where is my clean underwear?"

Bakura, Malik, and the chibis were cracking up as Yami scowls.

"In the wash what do you think?"

"Get them for me!"

"Get em yourself lazy!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!"

"You heard me you scarab head!"

"THAT'S IT NUKU I'M GOING TO-,"

"You leave sweet innocent and kind Nuku alone!" said Malilah coming in played by herself

"But she…"

"NO EXCUSES SHE IS NOT YOUR SERVANT!"

"Yes dear," he muttered as Nuku snickers

"Now my life with the tomb robber," she said as Bakura blushed

The scene changed into a sunset evening and the Bakura puppet was sneaking around and Nuku was standing there looking at him.

"You know the routine," she said as he opened his bag.

"Hmmm…this is Queen Malilah's…that's mine…you pervert! Those are my undergarments! Let's see…too powerful for you…too worthless…okay the things I left was the pharaoh's and some coins. I know you can handle that,"

"Thanks priestess," he said

"Anytime,"

"So what is this junk?" he said holding up a stuffed Anubis plushie

"Oh that. Just hold it for ransom. The pharaoh will give you half the treasury,"

"ANUBY!" Malilah shouted in Yami's voice "WHERE'S MY ANUBY!"

"Who's Anuby?" said Bakura

Nuku smiles, "his stuffed Anubis doll you have,"

The chibis laughed as Bakura and Malik were rolling on the floor holding their sides.

"SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!" said Yami

"MALILAH!" said Yami Puppet "SUMMON THE GUARDS! SEAL OFF ALL EXITS! GET NUKU! I WANT MY ANUBY!"

"Yami calm down," she said "I'm sure he'll turn up…"

Nuku and Bakura were cracking up as Nuku wrote a ransom letter.

If you ever want to see your Anuby again…reply to my demands and if you don't it's mummification for him. And to mean I'm serious…Here's his collar.  

 Nuku busts into the room with the letter.

"NOOOOOO! My poor baby! Daddy's coming!"

He runs out as Nuku smirked.

"You and Bakura?" said Malilah

Nuku nods as she smiles.

"I want to see how long before he'll crack…"

Nuku then looks at the audience, "A week later…"

"Okay I agree to give Nuku my crown and be pharaoh for a month. Give Tea a lap dance…, allow the kidnapper not to be punished but rewarded for showing how stupid I was and to sleep on the throne for a week…"

"Good," said Nuku as she gives him back the plushie

"WHAT?! YOU?!"

"And me," said Bakura smirking

"I HATE YOU BOTH!"

"Oh Yami…" said Tea smirking

"I will get you both for this…"

And the reign of Nuku had begun.

"Ah…Yami rub my feet,"

"Yes priestess…"

"Ah, Ah!"

"Yes my queen…"

"Better,"

"Yami," said Malilah, "fluff my pillow."

"Yes my queen,"

"Yami fan!"

"Yes my queen,"

"Yami brush my hair,"

"Yes my queen,"

"Yami massage my shoulders,"

"Yes my queen,"

"He's so corruptive," said Malilah

"Yes I know," said Nuku

"The pharaoh was whipped!" said Malik laughing

"Lucky bastard…" said Bakura "I'd do anything to do that…"

"Sicko…"

"The end," said Malilah as the chibis cheered.

"Damn it," said Yami angered and blushing

"That was the greatest performance I ever seen," said Malik laughing maniacally

Then the chibis yawned.

"Are you all sleepy?" said Malilah as they nodded

"Okay," said Nuku picking up little Ryou and Yugi 

"Nuku take them upstairs to Yugi's room. I'll be up there in a minute,"

She nodded as Ryou looks at her.

"Nuku soft…"

"Shh…"

Malilah smiles as she takes the others up there behind her. The men followed as the chibis were tucked in and asleep.

"Awww…" said Nuku

"Shh…" said Malilah "Come on slowly…"

"OW!!!! PHARAOH YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!"

"THEN MOVE IT!"

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed four children in unison

"Great," said the two ladies as they tried to comfort the children

Then Malik picked up Marik.

"Shh…I'm here…don't cry little one,"

Bakura then takes Ryou and held him close.

"Okay Ryou calm down…the ladies have been working hard enough,"

Yami taking the hint does the same thing.

"It's okay," he said to Kayla and Yugi "Daddy's here…"

The chibis calmed down as Malilah smiles.

"So sweet…"

"Thanks," said Yami

"Yeah," said Nuku smiling at Bakura

There was a moment of silence and Malilah and Nuku leaves the room without another word

Nuku smiles to herself and curls up on the couch, her favorite place in Yugi's home. Malilah rolls her eyes.

"I swear Nuku if that couch could talk…"

"What it's comfy," she said closing her eyes

"What are you about to do dream of Bakura?"

Nuku blushed.

"Yeah I know you like him. You can see it in your eyes that you do," said Mailiah snickering and going on the couch on the side of her, "But I'm not telling,"

"Good," said Nuku "I have an image to protect…"

"Night Nuku."

"Night Malilah."

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Malilah: awww Yami I knew you were nice ^_^

Yami: Oh of course any Woman chore is easy!

Malilah: ::glares at him:: you had to ruin the moment didn't you? ::walks away frowning::

Yami: What did I do? ::watches her walk away::

Nuku: ::whacks him with her staff:: WHACK!!!

Yami: OW!!!

Nuku: We'll be right back ^_^