Disclaimer: I do not own anything that involves the YGO casts or characters, only the plot and a few of the characters. I hope you enjoy this a friend of mine and I cooked it up together after I read an extremely kawii chibi fic so I had to make one of my own ^-^ enjoy! BTW: This was after Malilah and Nuku went to nap… and now the Yamis are taking care of sugar rushed chibis… ooo that headaches…

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Dealing With Chibis

Chapter 8: A Sugar Crash and Burn

Meanwhile…

"So you all want something to eat!" said Yami

"I know that ice cream stuff would be great…" said Malik

"And that candy stuff," said Bakura as the chibis ate.

The yamis unfortunately never knew what happened when you gave chibis sugar. Every living person on the known planey knew two things. Chibis were naturally hyper and sugar caused hyperness. Therefore no one in their ever lovin' minds would give a chibi sugar. But these were no ordinary people. These were a pharaoh, tomb robber, and tomb keeper from over ten thousand years ago. They had no brains and sense unfortunately and now they were going to learn why you never give a chibi sugar…

"RYOU NO! PUT THAT DOWN!"

"YUGI NO! GET BACK HERE!"

"MARIK!!!!"

"I FEEL WITTY!"

"And pretty!"

"AND GAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!"

"THEY TURNED INTO FRUITS!" said Yami as the hikaris ran amuck

"BRING IT ON YOU WUSSY!" said Ryou to Bakura

"Yeah you little bastard!" said Marik sniggering at Malik

"YOU LITTLE--"

"No they're drunk on sugar!" said Yami

"THE PHAROAH SUCKS!" said Yugi

"YOU LITTLE!"

"SCREW EGYPT!" said Kayla

"WE NEED THE FEMALES!" said Bakura

"NO! We promised them!" said Malik

"And aren't we men or YAMIS!?"

"YAMIS!"

"Hell yeah now let's go and get those CHIBIS!"

Yami was in a general's hat and there was a Japanese flag in the background.

"Now troops what we have here on our hands are chibis…and not your ordinary little chibis but sugar high chibis. Now we must split up and capture them all. Their ringleader is Marik. Take him down and the rest will follow. Now we need bait…"

"More Sugar?" said Bakura

"No! Too risky…" said Yami "I know…what do children love the most?"

"TOYS!" sadi Malik

"Yes now we attack them as soon as they touch the toys…"

The chibis all started playing with the toys as the yamis attacked. The chibis all scattered as the yamis gave chase. Yugi and Marik ran left and Ryou and Kayla ran right. Bakura smirks with a sadist smile.

"The hunt is on…"

He and Yami went right and Malik went left. The chased the chibis with all their might. Malik smirks when he corners Yugi and Marik.

"Nowhere to run now!"

Marik whispers something in Yugi's ear as he giggles. Marik went for the face and Yugi for the legs.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

CHOMP! Went Yugi.

SCRATCH! Went Marik.

And SCATTER! Was what the did as Malik was confused.

"WHY YOU LITTLE-,"

He grabs Marik as he looks at him with big purple eyes.

"I wuv you Malik…"

"DAMN IT! AWWW I love you too!"

Marik smirks and bites his nose and he and Yugi ran away again.

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"Oh Ryou…oh Ryou…where are you?" said Bakura

"I'm right here!" said Ryou

"Well then here I come!"

"No we're a little more to the left," said Kayla

"Right here?" said Yami

"Yes,"

"That's right,"

"Right here?" said Bakura

"Yes!" said Kayla

"Okay ready lets shoot them!"

Yami and Bakura's eyes widen as they heard gun click. They ran out of there as the Ryou comes out with a toy gun and was pressing it playfully.

"Told you it'll work," he said

"Oh Wee-you! You funny!"

The three Yamis crashed into each other as the hikaris all ran again. Suddenly the found the children on the floor sleeping. They all wanted t straggle the little dears as they slept but didn't have the heart.

"I guess they are cute now that they are sleeping," said Bakura picking up his hikari.

"Yeah," said Yami taking Kayla and Yugi "They are,"

"Damn them," said Malik and takes Marik

Bakura settled on the couch and held his little light. He gives him a kiss and fell asleep. Yami took Yugi and Kayla and fell asleep on the floor next to Bakura and Malik went on the bearskin rug with Marik.

"I bet you the house will be in ruins," said Nuku with her straw hat on

"I know," said Malilah

"It's okay. I'll fix them good,"

"If the house is in a mess,"

"Too bad it's illegal to carry a sword now in Japan," said Nuku looking at her staff "How I would that,"

Malilah smiles at her friend. Nuku was a samurai after all. That was the sole purpose of her training by the monks in her temple. She's seen her in action and well if she didn't know better Nuku was straight out of the Edo Era protecting her lord or in her case lady. When they opened the door Nuku closes the door lightly.

"Isn't that sweet?"

"Yes,"

The Yamis were all sleeping with their hikaris on their chest. Nuku smiles and puts a blanket over Bakura while Malilah attended Yami and Malik. She kisses Ryou on his cheek and then looks at Bakura. She closes her eyes and gives him a soft kiss on the lips. She blushes as he went on.

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Kayla: Sleepy bye… [closes her eyes and sleeps]

Yugi: Night night teddy…

Ryou: [yawns and snuggles againt Bakura]

Marik: [looks to the screen] To all da wove-o-wee view-ors out day-or… tune into da next chaptor off "Dealing wif Chibis"… nighty night! [plops over Malik and falls directly to sleep] …zzzzzz