Yusuke and Keiko's Net Crisis!
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Ch.2 getting to school
Meanwhile at Yusuke's, things were not going so smoothly. (As usual) "Yusuke you lazy ass get up," screamed Atsuko. "What the hell you want you alcoholic," yelled Yusuke still refusing to get out of bed. "What how dare you," growled Atsuko. Atsuko in rage shook Yusuke out of his bed, whack, whack, there went two red imprints on Yusuke's face. "Grrr alright I'm up leave me the hell alone, I can't stand freaken school, hollered Yusuke. "I don't care what you can't stand go," and with that being said Atsuko left the room, went to the cabinet and got herself some beer and as usual passed out on the couch.
"Why me," asked Yusuke. "Hmm I wonder what Keiko's wearing" thought Yusuke. Then he turned to the clock he could see it was 7:50, "I bet Keiko and Botan are in school by now doing stinking math", he said. "Man I'm late fifty minutes he chuckled this should really piss my teachers off." Yusuke said with a sneer. Yusuke could care less what the heck he was wearing; he lazily chose khaki pants and a green muscle shirt. He grabbed his bag and headed to the front door. "Man all she does is booze and drive my life crazy" growled Yusuke. He then slammed the door shut.
"Where is that Yusuke" said Keiko already preparing a speech. "He missed all of math class" said Kurama an emerald eye hotty. "Tell me about it'" said Botan "he gets to school later and later." "I'm here" smiled Yusuke. "Yusuke!" screamed Keiko! "Oh boy here they go again," sighed Kurama. "Yep." nodded Botan. "Yusuke why can't you get to school on time, you're always late, never do your homework," said Keiko getting ready to whack Yusuke on the face. "Yep and I'm proud of It." chuckled Yusuke. "Man, you look hot." Said Yusuke wide eyed at her and where he was staring perverted. That was the last straw Keiko whacked Yusuke three times. "Oh man that hurts! But it was worth It." said Yusuke with a red face of imprints. "Mr. Urameshi!" yelled his math teacher. "You missed all of class you have a detention!" "Ya, that's a laugh," said Yusuke, "as if I'm coming he might as well give me another one." Mr. Urameshi you will behave yourself." The teacher screamed. The teacher then thought "What's the point he never does come." "Oh Yusuke cant you try to behave." said Keiko. "Sure anything for my babe!" smiled Yusuke. "He may be lazy and thickheaded, but he does love Keiko." smiled Botan admiringly. "Yes and we have to admit he is a very lucky spirit detective, luck or no luck he totally kicks ass!" said Kurama. Botan stared at Kurama and in her head thought, "He can swear? Wow!"
Suddenly the bell rang. "Oh biology my favorite." said Yusuke. "I can blow people up say like the teacher he totally pisses me off but I like to piss him off I'll get a total kick!" laughed Yusuke. "Yusuke you promised that you would behave." said Keiko. "Ya I said I would behave for you, that doesn't mean dumb ass teachers." sneered Yusuke. "Oh boy here he goes again." said Botan. "I personally love biology it has to do with all plant life." smiled Kurama. 'He's back to his usual self.' thought Botan. So they walked through the corridors and there came Kuwabara. "Oh great Kuwabara and Yusuke in bio." sighed Keiko. "Hey Urameshi, ready to have some fun in biology." Kuwabara grinned. "Oh hell ya! We're gonna be having fun." smirked Yusuke.
Well I hope you liked it so far! I did my best honest I can't wait till the third chapter tell me how you liked it. R&R no FLAMES please!!!! I think I'm going to call my next chapter Chaos in Biology just giving you guys a heads up! Thanks for reading!
Your Krissy!
Meanwhile at Yusuke's, things were not going so smoothly. (As usual) "Yusuke you lazy ass get up," screamed Atsuko. "What the hell you want you alcoholic," yelled Yusuke still refusing to get out of bed. "What how dare you," growled Atsuko. Atsuko in rage shook Yusuke out of his bed, whack, whack, there went two red imprints on Yusuke's face. "Grrr alright I'm up leave me the hell alone, I can't stand freaken school, hollered Yusuke. "I don't care what you can't stand go," and with that being said Atsuko left the room, went to the cabinet and got herself some beer and as usual passed out on the couch.
"Why me," asked Yusuke. "Hmm I wonder what Keiko's wearing" thought Yusuke. Then he turned to the clock he could see it was 7:50, "I bet Keiko and Botan are in school by now doing stinking math", he said. "Man I'm late fifty minutes he chuckled this should really piss my teachers off." Yusuke said with a sneer. Yusuke could care less what the heck he was wearing; he lazily chose khaki pants and a green muscle shirt. He grabbed his bag and headed to the front door. "Man all she does is booze and drive my life crazy" growled Yusuke. He then slammed the door shut.
"Where is that Yusuke" said Keiko already preparing a speech. "He missed all of math class" said Kurama an emerald eye hotty. "Tell me about it'" said Botan "he gets to school later and later." "I'm here" smiled Yusuke. "Yusuke!" screamed Keiko! "Oh boy here they go again," sighed Kurama. "Yep." nodded Botan. "Yusuke why can't you get to school on time, you're always late, never do your homework," said Keiko getting ready to whack Yusuke on the face. "Yep and I'm proud of It." chuckled Yusuke. "Man, you look hot." Said Yusuke wide eyed at her and where he was staring perverted. That was the last straw Keiko whacked Yusuke three times. "Oh man that hurts! But it was worth It." said Yusuke with a red face of imprints. "Mr. Urameshi!" yelled his math teacher. "You missed all of class you have a detention!" "Ya, that's a laugh," said Yusuke, "as if I'm coming he might as well give me another one." Mr. Urameshi you will behave yourself." The teacher screamed. The teacher then thought "What's the point he never does come." "Oh Yusuke cant you try to behave." said Keiko. "Sure anything for my babe!" smiled Yusuke. "He may be lazy and thickheaded, but he does love Keiko." smiled Botan admiringly. "Yes and we have to admit he is a very lucky spirit detective, luck or no luck he totally kicks ass!" said Kurama. Botan stared at Kurama and in her head thought, "He can swear? Wow!"
Suddenly the bell rang. "Oh biology my favorite." said Yusuke. "I can blow people up say like the teacher he totally pisses me off but I like to piss him off I'll get a total kick!" laughed Yusuke. "Yusuke you promised that you would behave." said Keiko. "Ya I said I would behave for you, that doesn't mean dumb ass teachers." sneered Yusuke. "Oh boy here he goes again." said Botan. "I personally love biology it has to do with all plant life." smiled Kurama. 'He's back to his usual self.' thought Botan. So they walked through the corridors and there came Kuwabara. "Oh great Kuwabara and Yusuke in bio." sighed Keiko. "Hey Urameshi, ready to have some fun in biology." Kuwabara grinned. "Oh hell ya! We're gonna be having fun." smirked Yusuke.
Well I hope you liked it so far! I did my best honest I can't wait till the third chapter tell me how you liked it. R&R no FLAMES please!!!! I think I'm going to call my next chapter Chaos in Biology just giving you guys a heads up! Thanks for reading!
Your Krissy!