Pirates of Insanity
Hehehe I suck at updating on this fic but I will do it! Who am I kidding I
suck at updating period. (sigh) sorry guys and gals [cause I'm not a chauvinistic sexist male pig{Shut up Shadow (Way too much Stephen King for Skarlet –she's referring to herself in third person again-)}] Can you tell
I need a life?
"What second curse of the Ille de Muerto (hablo no Espanol –therefore I don't spell Spanish well sorry guys-) (there's that needing a life thing again)?" Will and Elizabeth said at the same time, "there isn't one."
"Mr. Sparrow how much did you tell these poor fools?" Moolight looked up at Jack from under his hat (which has magically appeared for special effect!).
Only that we were going after the treasure on Ille De Muerto," really there shouldn't be a curse unless you take coins out of the chest should there?"
"What are you talking about," Kay snapped at Moonlight and Meg, " there is no curse period."
"Believe what you like," Meg shrugged, "but when the bloody corpse of Cortes comes and chops your head of don't come crying to me cause I'm just gonna sit there and laugh at you."
"You would," Scut said, "so how many pairs of shoes could I buy with what we're being paid?"
"Is that all you talk about?" Athiast looked at Scut.
"Uh..." Scut thought for a remarkably long time and when she was done there was drool starting to come out of her mouth, "yeah that's pretty much it."
"So what is the curse," Will asked, "will Elizabeth be safe?"
"Not if she comes ashore," Moonlight looked at her, "once we try to move the chest, how long do you think we'll have Meg?"
"Not too long," Meg smiled, "let be elaborate when you move the chest of Cortes the body of Cortes will come back to life and attack any on the Island at the time, he's a lot like the creatures men become if they take a piece of Gold from the chest, Immortal, this will be fun."
"Only you could get such a kick from near death experiences," Scut muttered under her breath.
"At least it ain't shoes," Athiast said from the rigging where she had climbed, "who ever heard of a shoe obsessed Pirate!"
"And who ever heard of a Pirate that's afraid of the water!" Kay yelled up to her in Scut's defense. "So what is your plan mr. Sparrow?"
"My plan is really quite simple and it is this..."
Don't you just hate my cliff hangers this is another short chapter but I will make them longer these are just the perfect cliff hangers I'm gonna try to wrap this up in only 3 more chapters that will be longer than these rest assured and the cliff hangers will be just as bad!
Hehehe I suck at updating on this fic but I will do it! Who am I kidding I
suck at updating period. (sigh) sorry guys and gals [cause I'm not a chauvinistic sexist male pig{Shut up Shadow (Way too much Stephen King for Skarlet –she's referring to herself in third person again-)}] Can you tell
I need a life?
"What second curse of the Ille de Muerto (hablo no Espanol –therefore I don't spell Spanish well sorry guys-) (there's that needing a life thing again)?" Will and Elizabeth said at the same time, "there isn't one."
"Mr. Sparrow how much did you tell these poor fools?" Moolight looked up at Jack from under his hat (which has magically appeared for special effect!).
Only that we were going after the treasure on Ille De Muerto," really there shouldn't be a curse unless you take coins out of the chest should there?"
"What are you talking about," Kay snapped at Moonlight and Meg, " there is no curse period."
"Believe what you like," Meg shrugged, "but when the bloody corpse of Cortes comes and chops your head of don't come crying to me cause I'm just gonna sit there and laugh at you."
"You would," Scut said, "so how many pairs of shoes could I buy with what we're being paid?"
"Is that all you talk about?" Athiast looked at Scut.
"Uh..." Scut thought for a remarkably long time and when she was done there was drool starting to come out of her mouth, "yeah that's pretty much it."
"So what is the curse," Will asked, "will Elizabeth be safe?"
"Not if she comes ashore," Moonlight looked at her, "once we try to move the chest, how long do you think we'll have Meg?"
"Not too long," Meg smiled, "let be elaborate when you move the chest of Cortes the body of Cortes will come back to life and attack any on the Island at the time, he's a lot like the creatures men become if they take a piece of Gold from the chest, Immortal, this will be fun."
"Only you could get such a kick from near death experiences," Scut muttered under her breath.
"At least it ain't shoes," Athiast said from the rigging where she had climbed, "who ever heard of a shoe obsessed Pirate!"
"And who ever heard of a Pirate that's afraid of the water!" Kay yelled up to her in Scut's defense. "So what is your plan mr. Sparrow?"
"My plan is really quite simple and it is this..."
Don't you just hate my cliff hangers this is another short chapter but I will make them longer these are just the perfect cliff hangers I'm gonna try to wrap this up in only 3 more chapters that will be longer than these rest assured and the cliff hangers will be just as bad!