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MORE COWS!!!!
"Let me get this straight--a bunch of cows go on a rampage, almost get made into burgers, and then get rescued by, like, a bunch of chickens?" Kitty looked at Kurt as if he had grown a second head.
"Zat's right, Keety. But some really veird stuff happened right after zat." Kurt looked earnestly at Kitty, trying to convince her that yes, the cows really had staged an uprising.
"Right, Kurt. I'm not stupid, you know." Kitty began to walk away.
"Vait, Keety, let me tell you, ok?" Kurt had such a pathetic look on his face that, despite her better judgment, Kitty gave in.
"All right. Go ahead."
"Well, it all started right after ze chickens saved ze cows...."
FLASHBACK
Four or five of the larger cows in the herd, including the leader, had formed a line after thanking the chickens. One of the cows hummed into a pitch pipe he had taken out of some hidden pocket. Then, the cows began to sing.
Cows, we're remarkable cows.
And wherever we go, it's a fabulous show
Oh you know we are cows.
That's right we're cows
Such remarkable cows
We can sing very low, we can dance in a row
We're so lovely and slow-oh-oh
Yes you know we are cows.
And if you thought that all we could do was go moo
then you ought to come and see what we do
For we are cows
Such remarkable cows
And wherever we go it's a fabulous show
Oh you know we are cows, cows, cows, cows
A turn of the head and a swish of the tail
and a tippity tap of the tows
What a glorious sight in black and white
and a touch of pink at the nose!
Here we go again:
Cows. We're remarkable cows
We can sing very low, we can dance in a row
We're so lovely and slow-oh-oh
Oh you know we are cows.
If you thought that all we could do was go moo
then you ought to know that before us
there's not been a chorus
line so fine!
Cause we are cows
We're remarkable cows.
And wherever we go, it's quite a show
Oh you know we are cows!
In a row, we are cows!
We're incredible cows!
Unforgettable cows!
Pay attention, we're cows!
DID WE MENTION WE'RE COWS?
Now our number is through
Mooby dooby moo moo
END FLASHBACK
Kitty looked at Kurt askance. "Oh, please. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard! You--" Kitty's tirade against lying was cut off by Kurt turning on the evening news.
"After the amazing revolt of the cows from a local farm and their salvation by a flock of chickens, some of the cows were seen performing a song, apparently about their being 'remarkable cows.' We're live on the scene with--" Kurt turned off the TV and looked at Kitty.
"Now do you believe me?" he asked.
She just stared back.
MORE COWS!!!!
"Let me get this straight--a bunch of cows go on a rampage, almost get made into burgers, and then get rescued by, like, a bunch of chickens?" Kitty looked at Kurt as if he had grown a second head.
"Zat's right, Keety. But some really veird stuff happened right after zat." Kurt looked earnestly at Kitty, trying to convince her that yes, the cows really had staged an uprising.
"Right, Kurt. I'm not stupid, you know." Kitty began to walk away.
"Vait, Keety, let me tell you, ok?" Kurt had such a pathetic look on his face that, despite her better judgment, Kitty gave in.
"All right. Go ahead."
"Well, it all started right after ze chickens saved ze cows...."
FLASHBACK
Four or five of the larger cows in the herd, including the leader, had formed a line after thanking the chickens. One of the cows hummed into a pitch pipe he had taken out of some hidden pocket. Then, the cows began to sing.
Cows, we're remarkable cows.
And wherever we go, it's a fabulous show
Oh you know we are cows.
That's right we're cows
Such remarkable cows
We can sing very low, we can dance in a row
We're so lovely and slow-oh-oh
Yes you know we are cows.
And if you thought that all we could do was go moo
then you ought to come and see what we do
For we are cows
Such remarkable cows
And wherever we go it's a fabulous show
Oh you know we are cows, cows, cows, cows
A turn of the head and a swish of the tail
and a tippity tap of the tows
What a glorious sight in black and white
and a touch of pink at the nose!
Here we go again:
Cows. We're remarkable cows
We can sing very low, we can dance in a row
We're so lovely and slow-oh-oh
Oh you know we are cows.
If you thought that all we could do was go moo
then you ought to know that before us
there's not been a chorus
line so fine!
Cause we are cows
We're remarkable cows.
And wherever we go, it's quite a show
Oh you know we are cows!
In a row, we are cows!
We're incredible cows!
Unforgettable cows!
Pay attention, we're cows!
DID WE MENTION WE'RE COWS?
Now our number is through
Mooby dooby moo moo
END FLASHBACK
Kitty looked at Kurt askance. "Oh, please. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard! You--" Kitty's tirade against lying was cut off by Kurt turning on the evening news.
"After the amazing revolt of the cows from a local farm and their salvation by a flock of chickens, some of the cows were seen performing a song, apparently about their being 'remarkable cows.' We're live on the scene with--" Kurt turned off the TV and looked at Kitty.
"Now do you believe me?" he asked.
She just stared back.