A Koopa Queen in Brooklyn or the Mario brothers go green with envy

"Toad, rub my feet would you?" asked Peach

"Yes your majesty," said Toad as he rubbed her feet.

The former mushroom did the best foot rub in the entire kingdom.

Like all mushrooms, Peach made him into a Koopa servant.

All the mushrooms were her Koopa servants now, and they all obeyed the mighty will of their queen and the Koopa Empire.

However, Peach quickly got bored. She wanted to go somewhere, a place where people needed her rule.

She wanted to go to Brooklyn, a place where long ago two famous pesky plumbers came from.

She remembered when she first called upon those two plumbers…

Boy, she was foolish, between that time and up to her reassertion into the Koopa regime, she was a timid human… the spell King Toadstool put on her made her become the foolish young human princess who was fighting her very own husband.

Boy, she was glad to be a Koopa again, it felt so much better to be a Koopa.

Then it came to her, the humans would become great additions to the Koopa Empire… after she made a few changes to them.

To her, all humans were filthy and disorganized creatures who squabbled about in insignificant affairs.

They were the bane of her rule, after all the two human plumbers were a thorn in the side of her beloved husband.

She wanted all humans to feel the wonder of becoming a Koopa, and for them to march for her under the flag of the empire.

It was then she decided to pay a visit to earth, she took her magic wand with her and marched off to the closest portal to Earth.

Peach materialized in Brooklyn out of a sewer, she took in a breath of the air around her and then choked on the smell of humans

"Filthy humans, you can smell them a mile away… glad I came here, this place needs a major makeover!"
She looked around her and saw she was in the middle of an alleyway, and then she heard something crash behind her.

She turned around and saw a gang of hoodlums standing there with lead pipes.

"What is that thing?" cried one

"I don't know, but whatever it is let's get it"

The gang came in closer but Peach stood her ground

"Look at this weird dinosaur turtle thing," said the leader of the gang "I think it its scared of us."
"Not at all my friend" said Peach

"What it can talk?" said another gangster

"Indeed I can talk… and I must say that you humans need to learn some grace and obedience!"
"Your going down dinosaur thing!" said the gang leader as he swung his pipe at the Koopa queen, but she blocked it and grabbed the pipe from her assailant

Then she bent the bar in half and said, "Now it's my turn!"

She pulled out her magic wand and she blasted the gang members with her Koopacizing spell.

All of then dropped their weapons as turtle shells came out of their backs and their minds turned to mush… the gang members all bowed down to Peach as they all became her new Koopa trooper servants.

"Forgive us our queen, we apologize for coming at you like that"
"its okay my faithful servant, now would you all like to join me as I make Earth into the newest part of the Koopa kingdom?"

"We will follow every command you give us your majesty," said the leader of the Koopacized gang

"Good, now let's take a bite out of this big apple!" said Peach as she blasted at buildings with her wand.

All over, she zapped the citizens of Brooklyn and immediately they became loyal citizens of the now expanding Koopa Empire.

"Come along my Koopa crew, lets paint the town green!" said Peach as she made her assault thought the streets of Brooklyn.

Meanwhile in another part of town Mario and Luigi moved though the streets somberly.

They left their house to take a walk, they knew Brooklyn well enough to keep away from the bad areas and stay where crime was not as high.

"Brooklyn hasn't changed a lot in all these years, the place is still a dump" said Mario

"Yes, but right now I rather stay here then in the Koopa Empire where we are not wanted anymore. I don't want to bump into Peach again after what happened."

"Yeh I know, well let's just go a bit farther down town and see if we can take our minds off it eh? Said Mario as they headed for downtown Brooklyn, and right into Peaches firing range

"Don't move! Or we will shoot!" said the police as the army of Koopa's marched in on them

"You silly humans and your guns" said Peach "you won't need them in the new order!"

She blasted the police patrol with her spell and quickly they submitted to her will.

"Glad I came to this place, these humans are so violent!" said Peach as she marched her Koopa battalion up farther into town.

The Mario's saw a crowd of people running away from something.

"What's goin on here?" asked Mario

"I don't know, but let's see if anyone will tell us."

People ran by in blind terror as the Mario brothers tried to ask them what was going on, eventually they got hold of a man running in terror

"Hey let go of me before those lizard things come!"

"Lizard things?" asked Mario

"It's on all over the news! There is this gang of weird turtle lizard things lead by this female one who shoots people with this thingamajig and makes them into weird lizard things too!"

"No way, could Peach have come to earth Luigi?" "Its possible, say man do you know where they are coming from?" "Yes, up this street and more, there is a whole gang of em!" said the man
"alright lets check it out," said Mario

The Mario's ran and saw a TV shop where a broadcast of the event played on the display models.

"This is Betty Ann Carter, on channel 15 news live in Brooklyn new York where I am here on a report about an attack by some weird looking lizard creatures on our fair city. Reports say that the group of these lizard things is marching up this very street and are only moments away form my position.

But since it is my duty to show you these incredible events I will stay here as long as possible…"
the cameras panned over and the Mario's saw the familiar figures of Koopa troopers marching up the streets, and the form of Peach Koopa leading them.

"Oh great, Peach is here!" yelled Mario

"I would have hoped she would not come here!" said Luigi

The reporter went on.

"The female in the front seems to be the leader, as her body is different then the others and it appears she is wearing a crown… perhaps I can go talk to her"

"No don't do it!" screamed Mario

However, the reporter came up to "each and said "excuse me there; I am Betty Ann Carter of channel 15. Who are you and what do you want here?"

The Koopa gave a devious smile and said, "I am queen Peach Koopa, the queen of the great Koopa Empire! I am here to take command of you silly humans since you can't do much without a good leader!"
"But we already have a leader, what can you do?"
"I can actually give your people a good leader who can provide you with comfort and order… I can also change you into my Koopa trooper servants, like the people following me now… they all used to be human until I put my spell on them, and now since you are already aware of me I shall not need to introduce you to your new queen!"

Peach zapped away at the poor reporter and the cameraman, the Mario brothers looked on in horror as the newly Koopacized reporter smiled and said "well there you have it folks, this is our new queen and master! This is Betty Ann Koopa saying All hail the Koopa empire!" as she bowed down to the Koopa queen.

"Mario we're dead! If Peach catches us here she's going to kick the stuffing out of us!" yelled Luigi

"But this is our home world Luigi! We can't just let her have it!"
"What can we do Mario? She hates us and you know we can't fight her…"

"I know Luigi, I still care for her myself… but we can't let her do this! We have to do something at least!"
"Perhaps your right, I just hope Peach is in a good mood you know?"

"Me too Luigi" said Mario

Peach and her army of Koopa's marched up the street; Peach knew that now she may need the help of her husband when the humans brought out the military.

For now, she was safe and she may not need to get in touch with her lover, still Peach had to be careful. These humans were deadly and sometimes stupid.

She and her Koop troop marched up the street and Peach saw two familiar figures standing before her.

"Mario's!" she said bitterly

"Peach please! Allow us to approach!"

The Mario brothers came in closer and Peach spat "How dare you interfere with my plans! I should destroy you!"
"Peach please! These people did nothing! We are the ones you want!"

"Silence you pesky plumbers! I am here to give your race a major and much needed make over! As of now your planet is a part of my kingdom and I already said you are unwelcome in it!"

"But peach we live here! This is our home! All you are doing is making things worse!" said Mario
"Worse, I am making things better! Your race is primitive and disorganized…

I am here to improve your lives for the better, to bring you to order and peace!"
"But why this, you can't force people into line!" Said Luigi

"Oh cant I, Oh, Luigi you are so funny. Of course I can do this, I have the power! And as proof I shall make you both into servants of my new empire!"

She lifted her wand and shot at Mario, but Luigi pushed him out of the line of fire.

"Luigi" screamed Mario as he watched his brother grow a shell out of this back…

But Luigi was not becoming a Koopa trooper, a black helmet appeared on his head and two hammers magically appeared in his hands as he got shorter...

"Luigi you are a hammer brother!" shouted Luigi

"No your wrong... he's now a hammer sister!" said Peach as Luigi's transformation completed revealing Luigi to be a female hammer brother.
"Luigi speak to me!" cried Mario

"The name is Louise." said the new Hammer sister

"Yes, and doesn't she look gorgeous?"

"No she doesn't! Luigi please get away from her!"

"Sorry Mario but I know who my queen is..." the hammer sister threw a hammer at Mario and knocked him out.

Peach waved her wand and cast the same spell on Mario as she did on Luigi now Louise.

The hammer sister got up with a headache and Peach said "Welcome to the Koopa Empire Mary Anne!"

And Mary Anne the former Mario brother just stood there confused as she looked at her body.

Game over