Chapter Two
Buffy and Dawn were working on her homework when the phone rang.
"Hold on, li'l sis. I got it." Buffy said as she hurried to get the phone, "Hello?"
"Hey, Buffy," It was Willow.
Buffy smiled, "Hey, Will, how are you enjoying England?" Willow had to leave with Giles for England to control her powers as a witch.
"The country looks great, and ooh! They got cool clothes, like you wouldn't believe! There's clothes, coats, shoes. All kinda Austin Powers like."
Buffy giggled, "Sounds like you're enjoying the sight-seeing, Will, but how are you?"
Willow sobered up, "I'm fine. Okay, not fine fine, but more like in- between fine. I'm still dealing after everything that's happened. Listen, Buffy, I got to warn you. I kinda got a sensation, you know, like the earth was being ripped apart. Something bad is happening, and I'm afraid."
Buffy didn't like that a bit, "Will, relax, whatever it is, we'll handle it. Besides, hey, the earth ripping was probably just Sunnydale High's reopening. And, oh! Dawn made two new friends on her first day. It took a gang of zombie ghost things to do it, but hey, I'm not complaining. I also got a job there. Principal Wood offered me to be a counselor, which is cool coz I get to keep an eye on Dawn, AND the school, and. and I'm babbling, aren't I?"
Willow giggled, "Don't worry, Buf-" suddenly there was an earthquake.
"Earthquakes? In Sunnydale?" Buffy mused aloud, then turned back to talk to Willow, but there was nothing. Earthquake probably cut the phone lines off.
Suddenly her cell phone rang. Those days, she and the Scoobies went wireless. And she decided that it was kinda cool.
"Hello?" Buffy answered into the cell.
"Ah, Buff," Xander Harris. "you better come over to the bar across Willy's. It seems there's a big, green monster who looked like he could take Adam or the Master or both and flatten them into coasters, going crazy here."
Buffy sighed. Another monster of the week, another typical night in Sunnydale.
"I'm on my way, Xander. Get everyone out if you can." She was already digging into her weapon chest for a battle ax and a crossbow.
"Can do, as soon as my pants finishes getting wet, and my body stops panicking. I'm tellin' you, this thing looks like something I don't think even you could beat."
"That was what we thought about Adam and Glory, and look at what happened to them," Buffy smiled in the phone as she ran to the door.
Disconnecting the cell, she stopped at the door, and turned to her sister, "Stay here, Dawn, and you know what to do if any uninvited guests comes in, except, well for vamps. They pretty much needs to be invited to come in."
Dawn pouted, "Can I come with?"
Buffy shook her head, "No, sis. You've got homework, so work on it." And with that, Buffy left the house in search for the demon.
A few minutes of running, and Buffy stopped as she saw Xander, "Hey, anyone hurt?"
Xander turned to face Buffy, "Hey. Nope. Well, maybe one or two, but otherwise, nobody's dead yet. Everyone pretty much ran out here when greenie showed."
Buffy nodded, "Stay out here, and help anyone who might needs it. I'm going in."
With that, Buffy started to walk towards the bar, but her eyes widened, and she ducked as the entire bar, wooden bar, soared out of the tavern and crashed into a nearby car, making a big dent in it.
Okay, Buffy thought, Maybe this was a bad idea. But nonetheless entered the bar.
She looked around, and saw destruction everywhere. A hole in the wall, or two, big ones, tables, now piles of splinter.
THOOM! She whirled around, and hurt her neck, as she looked up and down at what had to be a seven feet thing. As Xander said, this was a green monster. Kinda like Frankenstein, but not really.
There wasn't a part of him that wasn't oversized muscles. He looked human, and Buffy might've thought that he was human if it wasn't for the green skin, plus the fact that he's really, really big.
He wore torn up blue jeans, and Buffy got the impression that they looked like he might've burst out of those, plus there were remains of what she thought was a T-shirt.
But all of that didn't compare to his face. It looked human, but his eyes were glowing green, and Buffy had to step back from the rage and anger in the monster's eyes and facial expressions.
"Okay, um." Buffy aimed her crossbow, "Hold it, ah, right there?"
The green-skinned giant merely growled, and stomped his left foot down, which sent a minor shockwave which caused Buffy to lose her balance.
She looked up quickly and saw the green thingy approaching her.
Then he shocked the shit out of her.
He spoke.
And they weren't good words.
"Leave Hulk alone or Hulk will SMASH!!"
Oh, boy, Buffy thought, this definitely was a bad idea.
To be continued.
Buffy and Dawn were working on her homework when the phone rang.
"Hold on, li'l sis. I got it." Buffy said as she hurried to get the phone, "Hello?"
"Hey, Buffy," It was Willow.
Buffy smiled, "Hey, Will, how are you enjoying England?" Willow had to leave with Giles for England to control her powers as a witch.
"The country looks great, and ooh! They got cool clothes, like you wouldn't believe! There's clothes, coats, shoes. All kinda Austin Powers like."
Buffy giggled, "Sounds like you're enjoying the sight-seeing, Will, but how are you?"
Willow sobered up, "I'm fine. Okay, not fine fine, but more like in- between fine. I'm still dealing after everything that's happened. Listen, Buffy, I got to warn you. I kinda got a sensation, you know, like the earth was being ripped apart. Something bad is happening, and I'm afraid."
Buffy didn't like that a bit, "Will, relax, whatever it is, we'll handle it. Besides, hey, the earth ripping was probably just Sunnydale High's reopening. And, oh! Dawn made two new friends on her first day. It took a gang of zombie ghost things to do it, but hey, I'm not complaining. I also got a job there. Principal Wood offered me to be a counselor, which is cool coz I get to keep an eye on Dawn, AND the school, and. and I'm babbling, aren't I?"
Willow giggled, "Don't worry, Buf-" suddenly there was an earthquake.
"Earthquakes? In Sunnydale?" Buffy mused aloud, then turned back to talk to Willow, but there was nothing. Earthquake probably cut the phone lines off.
Suddenly her cell phone rang. Those days, she and the Scoobies went wireless. And she decided that it was kinda cool.
"Hello?" Buffy answered into the cell.
"Ah, Buff," Xander Harris. "you better come over to the bar across Willy's. It seems there's a big, green monster who looked like he could take Adam or the Master or both and flatten them into coasters, going crazy here."
Buffy sighed. Another monster of the week, another typical night in Sunnydale.
"I'm on my way, Xander. Get everyone out if you can." She was already digging into her weapon chest for a battle ax and a crossbow.
"Can do, as soon as my pants finishes getting wet, and my body stops panicking. I'm tellin' you, this thing looks like something I don't think even you could beat."
"That was what we thought about Adam and Glory, and look at what happened to them," Buffy smiled in the phone as she ran to the door.
Disconnecting the cell, she stopped at the door, and turned to her sister, "Stay here, Dawn, and you know what to do if any uninvited guests comes in, except, well for vamps. They pretty much needs to be invited to come in."
Dawn pouted, "Can I come with?"
Buffy shook her head, "No, sis. You've got homework, so work on it." And with that, Buffy left the house in search for the demon.
A few minutes of running, and Buffy stopped as she saw Xander, "Hey, anyone hurt?"
Xander turned to face Buffy, "Hey. Nope. Well, maybe one or two, but otherwise, nobody's dead yet. Everyone pretty much ran out here when greenie showed."
Buffy nodded, "Stay out here, and help anyone who might needs it. I'm going in."
With that, Buffy started to walk towards the bar, but her eyes widened, and she ducked as the entire bar, wooden bar, soared out of the tavern and crashed into a nearby car, making a big dent in it.
Okay, Buffy thought, Maybe this was a bad idea. But nonetheless entered the bar.
She looked around, and saw destruction everywhere. A hole in the wall, or two, big ones, tables, now piles of splinter.
THOOM! She whirled around, and hurt her neck, as she looked up and down at what had to be a seven feet thing. As Xander said, this was a green monster. Kinda like Frankenstein, but not really.
There wasn't a part of him that wasn't oversized muscles. He looked human, and Buffy might've thought that he was human if it wasn't for the green skin, plus the fact that he's really, really big.
He wore torn up blue jeans, and Buffy got the impression that they looked like he might've burst out of those, plus there were remains of what she thought was a T-shirt.
But all of that didn't compare to his face. It looked human, but his eyes were glowing green, and Buffy had to step back from the rage and anger in the monster's eyes and facial expressions.
"Okay, um." Buffy aimed her crossbow, "Hold it, ah, right there?"
The green-skinned giant merely growled, and stomped his left foot down, which sent a minor shockwave which caused Buffy to lose her balance.
She looked up quickly and saw the green thingy approaching her.
Then he shocked the shit out of her.
He spoke.
And they weren't good words.
"Leave Hulk alone or Hulk will SMASH!!"
Oh, boy, Buffy thought, this definitely was a bad idea.
To be continued.