***Koenma's Office*******

Koenma: You 5 have a mission.

Hiei: Well no duh, Mr. Binky.

Koenma: DON"T CALL ME MR. BINKY!!!!!!!

Hiei: Ok, Mr. Binky.

Yusuke: So,...what's our mission, Mr. Binky?

Koenma: Would you just shut up? Anyway, you mission is to go defeat this dark lord in a place called middle-earth.

Kuwabara: Is it really in the middle of the earth?

Botan: Yes, yes it is, Kuwabara.

Kurama: Am I the only sane one here? Yes, yes I think I am.

Yusuke: What about me? * starts to pick his nose*

Kurama: Dear god, what have I done that was so bad to deserve this?

Koenma: Anyway, your going to Middle-earth to defeat The Eye of Sauron.

Kuwabara: Then lets bring pepperspray!!!

Kurama: I rest my case. I have a punk who picks his nose. A retard, who's....well....retarded. And Kuwabara, a.k.a. the retard, who wants to spray The Eye of Sauron with pepperspray.

Koenma: *takes Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Botan to a room filled with portals. * Now get in one of these portals.

Kuwabara: I want the pretty pink one!!!

Koenma: Anyway, buh-bye now. * presses a button on each portal and the room goes black.

Kuwabara: I've gone blind!!! * puts his hands over his eyes, and starts screaming ' I'm blind!! I'm goning to die!!!' * Owww!!! * he ran into the portal wall.

Kuwabara: You guys? YOU GUYS? I CAN'T SEE, I'VE GONE BLIND HELP ME!!!!!!!!! Where are you guys? If you guys don't answer me, I'm gonna cry. * starts bawling and beating his hands and feet on the ground.

Female voice: Um...sir... are you okay?

Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who the crap are you? Are you The Eye of Sauron? * takes out pepperspay.*

Female voice: Um...no, I'm Katherine, not the Eye of watcha-magigger.

Kuwabara: Are you sure?

Katherine: No.

Kuwabara: Then who are you?

Katherine: Katherine.

Kuwabara: oh! You pretty!

Katherine: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! * runs off*

Kuwabara: What? All I did was say she was pretty, like this tree. starts making out with a moldy old tree.

Katherine: * comes back, hiding behind an Elven warrior* See? I told you he's grody! He's making out with a tree!!!

Kuwabara: Oh! The pretty girl, she's come back for me!!

Katherine: AAHHHH!!See? He called me me pretty! GRODY!!!!

Kuwabara: What? I thought girls liked it when a boy called them pretty.

Katherine: Not from someone like you though.

Elven dude: Katherine doesn't consider herslef pretty.

Kuwabara: but she is, with that pretty dirty blonde hair, and those ocean blue eyes. * his voice trails off for sometime*

Katherine: Ugh!

Kuwabara: And that thin body, and those womenly fig-

***Katherine slaps him as hard as she could***

Katherine: You pervert!

Kuwabara: That hurts Katherine!

Elven dude: Uh...what am I doing here again?

Katherine: I need moral support!

Elven dude: Oh, right. ***stiffens his body*** Stop! In the name of Galadriel, I command you to stop!

Kuwabara: Who's Galadrabutt?

Katherine: Galadriel. And she's-

Galadriel: Right here ** steps out from the shadows*

Kuwabara: Oh! She's prettier than Katherine and my beloved tree! Kiss me my love!!! * runs towards Galadriel, but misses, and hits a tree instead* Uff!!

Katherine: Haha!!! * skips off*



InuYasha7767: B.t.w , This is crwritten by, my buddy, MoonSno Neiko, who wrote A Jewel's Beauty, read it, it's really good!!! Read my other fan fic, Choose your own adventure!!! B¥E!!!!!!!!!